Quote: (10-22-2011 06:34 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
I was wondering if astrological signs (or seasons, if you will) have any correlation with learning Game and being a 'playa'. Since the polls don't allow for 12 options, would people post their astrological sign just for giggles? I'll tally them up below:
I'm a Scorpio.
Aries (March 21 - April 19): 0
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): 0
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): 0
Cancer (June 21 - July 21): 0
Leo (July 22 - August 21): 0
Virgo (August 22 - September 21): 0
Libra (September 22 - October 21): 0
Scorpio (October 22 - November 22): 1
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21): 0
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20): 0
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19): 0
Pisces (February 20 - March 20): 0
TOTAL SURVEYED: 1
I'll play along in terms of gaming bitches based on astrological signs..... I have never mentioned this, but this is an integral part of my game these days. I run their charts, pre fuck ,post fuck.
Aries: These whores are hot headed and opinionated. Love to fuck , but they are nit-pickers, so don't argue with the whore. Jealousy is rampant. You have to game these whores with a strong personality. They love a man who takes command, yet will challenge it. Fuck them hard and long as this is the only medicine they understand.
Taurus: bull bull bull in a china shop bitch.... you have to fuck them really hard to command respect. Great taskmasters, so , put them to work for you , but don't test them . Quite mannish creatures in the head, so strap in and fuck with all your might.
Gemini: Moody whores. Freaky, loves sex, but you have to figure out who you are dealing with . It could be Amber, Krystal, Jackie, or whomever resides in her head that day. In other words, unpredictable. It's like a bitch who is constantly weaning herself off of Cymbalta. If you don't have patience, just fuck and get out quickly.
Cancer: Moody, and motherly whores. I generally can get these to do many things for me. They love to nurture. They are homely creatures. If they have kids, forget about getting quality time.
Leo: Pretentious and vain. These whores are usually the life of the party, so if you can't handle being second fiddle, or if you don't have a flair for the dramatics, forget it. They are the worst flirts. You game these whores by lying to them all the time. Keep the head filled will delusions of where things are going. They need to believe that they are the center of your universe so it would be wise to play to that. They love sex, but more than that, they love attention.
Virgo: Better you just go sit on a fucking couch and get analyzed. They believe in writing the wrongs of everything. They love to analyze you , more than you would care to analyze them. They are insecure about themselves and need much reassurance. You game these whores by playing to their fears, and making them believe that you are different from all of the other humans whom she sees as "not doing the right thing". This is a head game fuck. Great returns here. She will pay out. Sex can be great but be prepared to venture into the land of direct examination.
Libra: Ahhh ,the so called perfect balanced bitch who avoids confrontation. This is a spoiled whore this one. Luxury and class is what she thinks she represents. Her reputation is everything, but underneath that, is a cunning little whore. You have to appear to be a caretaker with this whore. Never trust this one. She is motivated by opulence and dreams . Secretly , the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence for this one. Can be a source of good eye candy and can be used to prop up your status, because they really are known for some lady like qualities.
Scorpio: Better you just slit your fucking throat. Think of a cross between Medusa and a freaky brazilian porn star. Whatever you do , do not cross this bitch. Years and years the bitch will haunt your conscience. This is the best sex partner I have in life ,yet, they are motivated by mystery, lure, and distrust. She is like a fucking spy, and you won't see the shit coming, but, you will feel that dagger in your liver once your game is found out. You have to game this bitch by being very upfront, and even then, revenge is in order. They fuck for control, and you will enjoy it, just keep one eye open my friend.
Sagittarius: Another flirting , life of the party whore. Loves to fuck, so don't fall in love with this one. She will most likely fuck your friends. Quite mouthy and has tons of ideas, none of them worth repeating. Loves attention, wherever, whenever she can get it. Game this whore with talk of adventures ( which you will never do) Make sure you fuck this one with reckless abandon because they like a challenge in bed. Even when they are dumb ,they seem to compete. If you cant sling a lot of dick, transfer the goods to a friend lest you become the "talked about carcass".
Capricorn: Unstable, but loves organizing things for you. Game the whore with normal procedures. This translates to boring.
Aquarius: Not very sexual, actually, just fucking boring. Too humanitarian and aloof. Game her with kind random acts; Lots of fucking is not a trait associated with these whores. Great caregiver. Pretend you're sick, and you're in the pussy even faster. Don't look for long term nasty sex.
Pisces" Cunning insecure whores: Like feeling guilty? This is your girl. Just when you thought you knew what she was thinking , you are fucked. This is a psychological train wreck these whores. Ever notice you can't really tell where a fish is looking? Anyway,they seem to take well to abuse. Game them with a heavy hand, and lots of "pretentious care" because they are all alone in this world, if you ask them. They love to experiment sexually, so the sky is the limit with these whores. Only things is, they will revert back into the world of the "reef dwellers' who peak out every now and again to see what the world is doing. That means on today, off tomorrow.