You know it's bad when an English girl thinks she's a slut.

Some choice quotes below. Fortunately, I didn't have to watch much of the video to size up her character.

- "So clearly you guys know who I am, the real MVP...." (shirtless guy walks in the background)
- "Everyone's seen Wiz Kalifa right? I mean what a fucking beauty, like, what a guy, so...." (proceeds with spit roasting by two white rednecks)
- "So what I like to do is get do-wn..." (begins ski pole handjob motion)

This girl was videotaped getting Eiffel Towered by two strangers in broad daylight, then makes a fan Facebook page, YouTube channel, and brags about it to the entire world while intoxicated. What's sad is that she's clearly hollow and empty on the inside (her vagina as I type this post, probably a different story) judging by her mannerisms, excessive sarcasm, and blood alcohol level. She sees this reaction as a free ticket to stardom, I see it as a desperate attempt by an insecure, damaged, and lonely girl to stand out in a society that would otherwise never acknowledge her existence.

Eerie. I assumed she would have that exact voice down to the timbre and hoarseness.

Quote: (07-10-2015 12:11 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  

Eerie. I assumed she would have that exact voice down to the timbre and hoarseness.

The voice sounds cracked up. Like Whitney in her final years.

So sad. Not that she's a whore - listening to her, I can't imagine her doing anything else. But I could pimp her out for a lot more than Wiz Khalifa tickets.

Froggy Voice - Check
Masculine Body Language - Check
White Canadian Girl Acting Black - Hilarious
SIF Body - Check
Claims she isn't proud of being split, completely sexual in video - ironic

I'm surprised she didn't fuck her dog right then and there.

Her BF is going to regret sharing her with his friend. You literally just unleashed the full on whore in her and it's over between you two. Hypergamy will be going to the max with her and she'll hope on the next best dick and betas will turn her out while giving her shit.

She might as well have one of those wish lists that cam girls have.

Quote: (07-10-2015 12:02 PM)HighSpeed_LowDrag Wrote:  

You know it's bad when an English girl thinks she's a slut.

I didn't realize that cowboys who dress like that could be so alpha. Or that they'd be able to hook up with a chick who would get publicly threesomed for Wiz Khalifa tickets

So the real question is... does it count as a notch, or do they get half each?

Where was this kind of stuff last year? It would've been a nice laugh when I was in town.

Quote: (07-10-2015 11:32 AM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Here's her Youtube video discussing it. She's rather masculine.

What a broken woman looks like. Hard to watch.

The most appalling thing about this incident is her taste in music

Quote: (07-10-2015 12:28 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

I'm surprised she didn't fuck her dog right then and there.

When the dog's head poked into the video right there at the end and my first thought was OHHH SHIT.

Quote: (07-10-2015 12:50 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2015 11:32 AM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Here's her Youtube video discussing it. She's rather masculine.

What a broken woman looks like. Hard to watch.

The nightmares...I remember clones of this girl in college and at the bars when I lived in Canada. Obnoxious super sluts, total cock blocks to their quieter friends and an embarrassment to be associated with. Her voice...total Pattie and Selma from the Simpsons.

In Toronto there would be a Slut Walk parade for her.

This stupid bitch thinks she's going to become famous now.

Sad part is, she may be right.




And if you share your girlfriend with your buddy, you're probably half a fag.

Miley Cyrus birthed a million of these hoes.

Quote: (07-10-2015 12:28 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Froggy Voice - Check

If you only knew how often I kick myself for leaving this out of my slut-tell articles. This is arguably more reliable than smoking, tattoos, or "all my friends are guys."

Quote: (07-10-2015 01:36 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

This stupid bitch thinks she's going to become famous now.

Sad part is, she may be right.

Infamous. The key to parlaying whoring into stardom is acting like you're embarrassed by it - at least to some degree. Otherwise, it's straight to porn.

The celebrity sex tapes, that everyone knows were shopped around to porn companies, were all called "stolen" in an attempt to profit from whoring while still playing the victim.

Even Spitzer's whore tried to act like she was respectable and was only roped into whoring by evil men.

BTW - some moron knocked up and left his wife to marry that whore - Ashley Dupre. Admittedly, she looked good when she was hooking but she's probably beat now.





EDIT: Yikes! Here she is now.

Quote: (07-10-2015 11:32 AM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Here's her Youtube video discussing it. She's rather masculine.

Crazy Radar going off on this one. Couldn't watch it all.

I do find it funny she fucked 2 good ol white boys for Whiz Kalifa tickets.

Quote: (07-10-2015 03:34 PM)Game_Started Wrote:  

I do find it funny she fucked 2 good ol white boys for Whiz Kalifa tickets.

I find that hilarious – I went to a TV taping of the Jimmy Kimmel show in LA a couple of weeks ago. There was a stage at the back where if I stuck around after the main studio part I could walk over to the other outside stage and Whiz Khalifa perform for free. I went home.

Someone on here posted about the whore olympics. How women will constantly go to further extremes to get attention and money.

Quote: (07-10-2015 04:52 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Someone on here posted about the whore olympics. How women will constantly go to further extremes to get attention and money.

One Whoring Up is just another females arms race. Oh you got Eifeled and got caught on video? Well I fucked a Pro Football Player and posted in on Tinder. Oh yeah !? Well I MADE a video of me fucking this X famous person whose married and I'm getting paid for it !!

Relevant:

South Park
Mr. Slave vs. Paris Hilton Whore Off

Buckle Bunny. Perfect example.

Quote: (07-10-2015 01:57 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

On a less serious note, is this chick "Slam Pig" from 4chan fame?

On a more serious note, are you REALLY supposed to be one-arming your infant with your hand jammed into its crotch like that? Disgusting idiotic skank...

So 2 rednecks have Whiz Kalifa tickets? I didn't realize he crossed over to country.

Quote: (07-10-2015 01:57 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

Quote: (07-10-2015 01:36 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

This stupid bitch thinks she's going to become famous now.

Sad part is, she may be right.

Infamous. The key to parlaying whoring into stardom is acting like you're embarrassed by it - at least to some degree. Otherwise, it's straight to porn.

The celebrity sex tapes, that everyone knows were shopped around to porn companies, were all called "stolen" in an attempt to profit from whoring while still playing the victim.

Even Spitzer's whore tried to act like she was respectable and was only roped into whoring by evil men.

BTW - some moron knocked up and left his wife to marry that whore - Ashley Dupre. Admittedly, she looked good when she was hooking but she's probably beat now.





EDIT: Yikes! Here she is now.

Married to a multimillionaire. The thirst is real even with multimillionaires. When they married he bragged that he did not have to pay for it, the thirst+the denial.