[el mechanico]

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Haha

[el mechanico]

This is how I work text pussy while I'm drinking looking for a date right here...
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[alecks]

hahaha that one is classic

[el mechanico]

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[slubu]

On the reservations thing, we had talked about going to this speakeasy bar that you need to make reservations to get drinks at. LA type shit yes, but that's where it was coming from - I know not to make reservations for dates.

This is a great thread, love seeing people's different styles.

[el mechanico]

I know some of this stuff sounds chezz and I spell words wrong and don't phrase right. I learned some of this from a childhood player friend on the water. This dude is super tidy dressed and clean cut but on the boat he says the tackier the better. Not just graphics and neon colors but super shitty neon and colors. I apply that into my text.

[soup]

This is a girl from OKC, never met.

I've been texting her low investment messages every other week for a while. No real responses, dates, etc.

Last Tues:

Me:
What are you up to today

Her:
??


Yesterday:

Me:
Sup

Her:
Dude. You sent me a copy paste message on okcupid from a blog that said something along the lines of "playing off a chick's insecurities is a sure way to win her attention.

Me:
So What

Her:
I understand your thinking and purposes. I don't like being "duped". It's a bit disconcerting

Me:
I'm a real person

Her:
Yes. I imagine that you have a separate contact list for okcupid females with low self-esteem and perhaps. "daddy issues". I ask that you eliminate me from that list/contacts.
Thank you

Me:
You have a big imagination

Her:
You make me sick

Her:
Bye

Her:
I will be extra lame for presumptuous males

Me:
I presume nothing

Her:
Actually you presumed that I would actually respond to some copypasta bologna. Then I did. Found out what it was. Called you on it. You clearly forgot. And you have been texting me every two weeks to the day.

Her:
So you does

Her:
You make me mad random 30 yr old from bk

Her:
You make me mad

Me:
It not so bad

Me:
I'm 32

Her:
I know but I'm having a bad day so I'm taking it out ON YOU

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End of transmission

[el mechanico]

Craigslist scammer...
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This is what the text from my baby moma looks like
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[freshcream]

Only two emech?

I need my fix! More more more

[germanico]

(08-13-2012 09:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I have thousands of these. If you guys find them funny or helpful I'll keep it going

Please do. I use an old nokia 3200 and my text messages look so boring.

[el mechanico]

(08-29-2012 03:13 PM)freshcream Wrote:  

Only two emech?

I need my fix! More more more

I thought you guys were sick of them...I didn't hear much feedback but I'm about ready to dump a girl via text so this should be good.

I know you guys have smartphones lets see some texts!!
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[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

Keep em coming. You're not getting a bunch of feedback because I think by now you have been acknowledged as the authority on neon sign flashy text game.

[el mechanico]

This is the stage before the stalking goes hardcore...
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As you can see here the pussy wins in the beginning like the inside dog at that track but in the end the cock is the hammer.

[Kickb]

Changed the Christmas theme*

[MrXY]

(08-30-2012 11:48 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I thought you guys were sick of them...I didn't hear much feedback but I'm about ready to dump a girl via text so this should be good.

Hell no-these are incredible. I think everybody's just amazed and laughing too hard to post.

One of my favorites:

Now I have to go on pof and find a looooser go out a few times and then find out they have a small dick and can't fuck. Wow that sounds fun

[Divorco]

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

[Bacchus]

From a Brazilian girl the day after I banged her.

"I thought that I was very easy for you. Do you think that I was easy? I am afraid of this."

Victory in text form.

[Jaydublin]

Please keep these going. They help a lot and are funny as hell

[MrXY]

I'm a squirter!

Would you loan me 10k?

[Menace]

Divorco's woman gives us a lesson: ask for the moon. Don't just bang her; ask her if she'll put in hardwood floors upstairs. A good man needs hardwood floors.

[Gmac]

Your text game has gotten pretty good divorco.

[el mechanico]

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A couple more gems

[FretDancer]

^

[BIGINJAPAN]

            24 year old russian girl I am banging. Probably 5'11 with a tiny waist and huge ass.

[BIGINJAPAN]

(09-07-2012 06:18 PM)BIGINJAPAN Wrote:  

24 year old russian girl I am banging. Probably 5'11 with a tiny waist and huge ass.

Whoops kind of fucked that up. Starts in the bottom left hand corner and moves counter clockwise to follow the sequence properly