This forum and other manosphere sites often feature very amusing synonyms for certain kinds of women ( harpies, feminazis, harridans) and outright insults like land whale or - my recent favorite from a post - wrinkle-skinned bag of pig vomit. What are some of your favorite or laughter-inducing expressions?

Jizz-lobber.

Cum-nurse.

Reverse-Slerpy-No-Herpe

Gummy-bear

I forgot " cockpit"

Lizards

Its not really an insult for women in general just for specific slutty ones, but I heard it the other night at a club and literally spat out my drink. My friend referred to his recent conquest as "having a pussy like a clowns pocket". Absolute gold hahahahahaha

no need for fancy stuff just call them fat.

Well, straight-up "you are fat" is a bit too direct at times. I also enjoy seeing them processing a complex insult, not being sure what it means and reacting insecure. Good example: girl calls a guy "gay" for not being interested in her. Guy smirks and says "sure, honey, as far as you are concerned, I am gay" and proceeds to hit on other girl in vicinity... I also like asking strange questions that end in digs such as "Hey, what is that fourth dimension of flavor, I cannot come up with the name..sweet..sour, salty and...oh yeah, BITTER. I thought you would know that one for sure"

"You are a soapmaker's wet dream"..fight club fans know...

Not a name but one of my favorite things to say to a girl after she gives me a BJ is "Thanks for the blowjob, cockbreath." Gotta be careful with this one they tend to get clingy afterwards.

Here's a condescending one: "champ"

When push comes to shove and they deserve it I just call em ugly. It's simple, direct, and best of all- extremely effective because it hits them deep down the core of their soul. There's a reason Roosh used this word to describe those 9 feminists instead of other adjectives.

But really, why do you need to know the insults for women? What's the point of this thread?

You can refer to their mouths as "Cock-holsters," as in: "Shut your cock-holster." Or "Man-pleaser," as in: "Shut your fucking man-pleaser."

Hands as "Dick-skinners," as in: "Keep your dirty dick-skinners off of me." Also, always refer to women's hands as "paws." They love it.

Women: A vagina's life support unit. Or The worthless wrapper that a pussy comes in....

Cum-dumpster

Pokemons

"Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

Quote: (01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  

Pokemons

INB4ROSCA

Call her a poopy-face then pull her hair.

Ballena Monstro = Monster Whale

Quote: (01-27-2013 01:24 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

"Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

Quote: (01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  

Pokemons

INB4ROSCA

You dicks!

My dad uses one from the southern US where he yells "sooey". This is what you yell when calling in the pigs/hogs on the farm. I use "zaftig", "hippo", or "beached whale".

"Bitch pussy smell like a penguin"

Slampig is a personal fave. Not that I really care about insulting women much, but that one is hilarious.

trollop

Shut your fucking mouth before I beat you like I'm dating you.

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