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How to pass a friend zone shittest
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How to pass a friend zone shittest

I appologize if this isnt very coheriant i havnt slept in ~27 hours and just got off work .

I was at a party and was talking to this girl who comvinced me to do blow with her at a party a week prior. I heard from a friend that her group (Imagine the woo girls) came over the night before and she was asking if I was going to be there. So I go to the party and I walk in and right away brook yells my name and rushes to give me a hug. I chat it up with her and then out of nowhere she starts telling me how she never has trouble with guys but this guy she is talking to is giving her a real challenge and she likes him. She said something about how all of the guys she talks to are scared of her brother. Sensing this is taking a turn for the worse I declare that I'll beat the shit out of her brother with my boxing and taekwomdo skills(Yellowbelt in taekwondo). I forget what happened after that but I just got up and talked to other people for a while. She came back to me later and asked Me about one of my tattoos. I tell her I have two and the other is on my taint. I tell her it's not gay because the tattoo artist was a gay woman(true story the bitch who last inked me was butch as fuck) anyways she got really excited and didn't believe me I then explained how the procedure was awkward and how I had to put my feet up in these clamps and my balls were held up by a supporter. She asked what the tat is and I said I'll show her but if she's going to be looking at my taint she's going to have to get naked too. She seemed down but then the girl who drove them said she was leaving which meant the whole group had to leave. She said she'll see me this weekend. Should I draw a smiley face on my taint for her or is that just strange.
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#2

How to pass a friend zone shittest

Kickboxer, I'm usually a fan of yours, but is this a serious question?

On another note, maybe refrain from telling girls that you'll beat the shit out of their brothers. That has a way of making it back to the brother, probably sooner than later, and most brothers will easily fight for their sisters more so than even a close girlfriend. Even if you can beat him, you don't want that fight. Your the bad guy, win or lose.
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#3

How to pass a friend zone shittest

No the question at the end wasn't serious. The beat up her brother line was said in a not so serious tone.
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#4

How to pass a friend zone shittest

Oh, so your saying "Here's how to pass a friend zone shit test"...?

I thought it was a question, like "How to pass a friend zone shit test?"

Hence, my searching for the question.
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#5

How to pass a friend zone shittest

I didn't read all of that but with these "friend tests" (I never heard of the term shit-test until I read this board), just tell the chicks...."I already have enough platonic friends. Right now, I want sexual one(s)".

Either she agrees or leaves.
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How to pass a friend zone shittest

Quote: (01-16-2012 06:31 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

I appologize if this isnt very coheriant i havnt slept in ~27 hours and just got off work .

That explains a lot, as Hydro's response cracked me up. I was pretty confused too, thinking you were asking for advice. You may want to edit your post for clarity KB.
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#7

How to pass a friend zone shittest

ive actually had a girl do a friend zone shit test to me. she started telling me about this guy she was into, describing him and all this stuff. later on it hit me that she was talking about me. i never felt so stupid in my life
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#8

How to pass a friend zone shittest

I guess I fail this one... because reading through that I couldn't tell what part was the shit test.
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#9

How to pass a friend zone shittest

Does talking about a tattoo on your taint really work? Don't think id go this route lol.
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#10

How to pass a friend zone shittest

Ha, I cant believe I wrote all that.[Image: lol.gif]

Yeah you can talk about having a tattoo on your taint. Another thing to point out is that I didn't plan to even say that shit to her. It just came out of my mouth, she responded well so I went with it. I think I was trying to show that I didn't want to be friends so I turned the conversation down a more exciting slightly sexual rout.
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How to pass a friend zone shittest

Quote: (01-17-2012 02:56 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Ha, I cant believe I wrote all that.[Image: lol.gif]

Yeah you can talk about having a tattoo on your taint. Another thing to point out is that I didn't plan to even say that shit to her. It just came out of my mouth, she responded well so I went with it. I think I was trying to show that I didn't want to be friends so I turned the conversation down a more exciting slightly sexual rout.

Yeah, I go the sexual route quickly as well. Generally avoid taint and gooch talk though. Had me crackin up lol.
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