[americanInEurope]

So I'm an American dude but I've only actually slept with one American chick. And that was pipelined since I was in high school (an old HS friend who use to have a crush on me, so I smashed it one time when I was home on vaca). My experience with American broads is lacking. That's ok, that's why I moved back.

I met a few online (a good way to start off I've found) and things are progressing ok. We are both laughing, asking questions, and lot's of "lol" and "wow" and shit like that from her. My question is where do I go from here? My instincts tell me to get the number, move things to a strictly phone conversation, then after about a week or so ask her on a date. That's what's worked before. Or if there's resistance we could move it over to IM and talk all night, and by the end of the convo I'll have her number and a date set up. But American chicks, and especially chicks here in DMV, are very very scared of meeting dudes out of fear of getting killed then raped or both. At least that's how they come across.

I feel like a total newb asking something like this. I know they say chicks are the same everywhere, but from my experience that's just not true.

Thanks

[MiXX]

Seriously dude, you've done yourself a favor by fucking and sticking to foreign women. Go back to fucking Eastern European/Latin American/Asian chics, and thank me later for stopping you before you start a downward spiral of agonizing death when dealing with American women/feminazis/princess syndrome bitches.


Mixx

[Hencredible Casanova]

(01-06-2012 12:34 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

So I'm an American dude but I've only actually slept with one American chick. And that was pipelined since I was in high school (an old HS friend who use to have a crush on me, so I smashed it one time when I was home on vaca). My experience with American broads is lacking. That's ok, that's why I moved back.

I met a few online (a good way to start off I've found) and things are progressing ok. We are both laughing, asking questions, and lot's of "lol" and "wow" and shit like that from her. My question is where do I go from here? My instincts tell me to get the number, move things to a strictly phone conversation, then after about a week or so ask her on a date. That's what's worked before. Or if there's resistance we could move it over to IM and talk all night, and by the end of the convo I'll have her number and a date set up. But American chicks, and especially chicks here in DMV, are very very scared of meeting dudes out of fear of getting killed then raped or both. At least that's how they come across.

I feel like a total newb asking something like this. I know they say chicks are the same everywhere, but from my experience that's just not true.

Thanks

Hey man. If you're using OKC, you have a lot to work with because a lot of those chicks travel or have traveled, so play up your international experience. Don't take yourself too seriously online and keep it fun. Say a joke and then try to escalate by chatting live and/or leave your number. You really want to aim for the quick meetup.

[americanInEurope]

You guys always talk about don't listen to other people's opinions of a city/place. To go there and form your own opinion. I know American girls are fucked up nutcases compared to girls overseas, but I want a chance to experience some shit for myself.

I haven't been back that long but I can already tell the northeast is not for me. I'm from here, haven't been here for a long time, but I already want to leave. Not leave the country, just go someplace with a better vibe. I was in Philly this weekend to visit family, and they've got cute college chicks living in the ghetto crack infested neighborhoods now. My dad told me last week some crackheads robbed a white couple there and raped the guys girlfriend right in front of him. Yeah so my black ass isn't even gonna TRY to approach any chicks there, especially at night. Definitely no eye contact, no chance, not gonna happen lol. It's just so beyond repair here.

Anyway this place feels like my first year in Bavaria. Only Bavaria had hotter girls who were justifiably bitchy. I'm pretty much putting out a solid effort online on chubby cute chicks in VA and MD, and just barely getting a number and a date. It's depressing lol. My friends down here date cute chubby chicks too, and they're holding onto them planning the wedding and shit. I can definitely feel for guys who have only dealt with this throughout their twenties.

[Hencredible Casanova]

(01-08-2012 03:07 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

You guys always talk about don't listen to other people's opinions of a city/place. To go there and form your own opinion. I know American girls are fucked up nutcases compared to girls overseas, but I want a chance to experience some shit for myself.

I haven't been back that long but I can already tell the northeast is not for me. I'm from here, haven't been here for a long time, but I already want to leave. Not leave the country, just go someplace with a better vibe. I was in Philly this weekend to visit family, and they've got cute college chicks living in the ghetto crack infested neighborhoods now. My dad told me last week some crackheads robbed a white couple there and raped the guys girlfriend right in front of him. Yeah so my black ass isn't even gonna TRY to approach any chicks there, especially at night. Definitely no eye contact, no chance, not gonna happen lol. It's just so beyond repair here.

Anyway this place feels like my first year in Bavaria. Only Bavaria had hotter girls who were justifiably bitchy. I'm pretty much putting out a solid effort online on chubby cute chicks in VA and MD, and just barely getting a number and a date. It's depressing lol. My friends down here date cute chubby chicks too, and they're holding onto them planning the wedding and shit. I can definitely feel for guys who have only dealt with this throughout their twenties.

I think you belong out west bro. California, Colorado, or even a place like Austin, Texas. The Midwest could be your kind of place too (i.e. Chicago).

[americanInEurope]

(01-08-2012 04:04 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  

(01-08-2012 03:07 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

You guys always talk about don't listen to other people's opinions of a city/place. To go there and form your own opinion. I know American girls are fucked up nutcases compared to girls overseas, but I want a chance to experience some shit for myself.

I haven't been back that long but I can already tell the northeast is not for me. I'm from here, haven't been here for a long time, but I already want to leave. Not leave the country, just go someplace with a better vibe. I was in Philly this weekend to visit family, and they've got cute college chicks living in the ghetto crack infested neighborhoods now. My dad told me last week some crackheads robbed a white couple there and raped the guys girlfriend right in front of him. Yeah so my black ass isn't even gonna TRY to approach any chicks there, especially at night. Definitely no eye contact, no chance, not gonna happen lol. It's just so beyond repair here.

Anyway this place feels like my first year in Bavaria. Only Bavaria had hotter girls who were justifiably bitchy. I'm pretty much putting out a solid effort online on chubby cute chicks in VA and MD, and just barely getting a number and a date. It's depressing lol. My friends down here date cute chubby chicks too, and they're holding onto them planning the wedding and shit. I can definitely feel for guys who have only dealt with this throughout their twenties.

I think you belong out west bro. California, Colorado, or even a place like Austin, Texas. The Midwest could be your kind of place too (i.e. Chicago).

You're right

[americanInEurope]

Yeah some chick in Baltimore told me online today that she'd go out with me if I wasn't so old. I'm 29 lol. She's 22. Is that really such a long a shot? She liked our convo. We've been talking for a week. But when I asked her out she's like I just noticed your age and no offense but you're too old for me. Wow. Whatever

[MiXX]

(01-09-2012 12:06 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

Yeah some chick in Baltimore told me online today that she'd go out with me if I wasn't so old. I'm 29 lol. She's 22.

She thinks you are "Old" because you are 7 years her senior? Seriously? There are so many ways I can rip this girls ego to shreds it's not even funny. However, to get the pussy, realize that it's not YOU she is referring to as old, but HERSELF, and is in denial - she is almost 29 years old in 7 years.....it's better to call someone else old so she can feel better about herself.

In other words, girls freak out about getting old as much as men freak out about getting married.

So, here is good way to get her hamster spinning while DHV'g at the the same time:

Girl: "OMG, you're 29? You are old!"
AIE:"OMG, you're 22? Uggg, that means you're broke".

This is extreme hyper-dimensional game at its finest, if you have the patience for it, and knowledge of chic logic, she'll be blowing your knob by midnight.


Mixx

[Donald Duck]

Quote:

Girl: "OMG, you're 29? You are old!"
AIE:"OMG, you're 22? Uggg, that means you're broke".

[americanInEurope]

(01-09-2012 12:12 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

(01-09-2012 12:06 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

Yeah some chick in Baltimore told me online today that she'd go out with me if I wasn't so old. I'm 29 lol. She's 22.

She thinks you are "Old" because you are 7 years her senior? Seriously? There are so many ways I can rip this girls ego to shreds it's not even funny. However, to get the pussy, realize that it's not YOU she is referring to as old, but HERSELF, and is in denial - she is almost 29 years old in 7 years.....it's better to call someone else old so she can feel better about herself.

In other words, girls freak out about getting old as much as men freak out about getting married.

So, here is good way to get her hamster spinning while DHV'g at the the same time:

Girl: "OMG, you're 29? You are old!"
AIE:"OMG, you're 22? Uggg, that means you're broke".

This is extreme hyper-dimensional game at its finest, if you have the patience for it, and knowledge of chic logic, she'll be blowing your knob by midnight.


Mixx

I ran that line by her just to see what she'd say. I don't think she was expecting that as she was kinda speechless. Thanks.

About the only success I've had in the 3 weeks or so I've been in Maryland is a Canadian here and a Russian in New Jersey lol. I'm not getting the love from American broads.

[rudebwoy]

Welcome home to North America brotha!

I would gloat but I am going through a similar battle in Canada, I miss Europe so much.

[Excelsior]

(01-09-2012 12:06 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

Yeah some chick in Baltimore told me online today that she'd go out with me if I wasn't so old. I'm 29 lol. She's 22. Is that really such a long a shot? She liked our convo. We've been talking for a week. But when I asked her out she's like I just noticed your age and no offense but you're too old for me. Wow. Whatever

Perhaps a bit too much schadenfreude here on my part, but these are the kind of women I'd love to see once they hit 27+ and the clock starts ticking.

It's amazing to watch their tune change.

[americanInEurope]

Quick update, things are going ok so far here in the fucking DMV. I'm about to get a Canadian flag for the first time, and I think I'm on the cusp of a good year of online dating.

What I've learned so far here: out of town transplants are the easiest and most open ones here, if she's attracted to you then you need to be taking her back to your place on the second date no later than the second date (or have a very good reason why not), women here are unfazed by attractive men (and are generally unfazed by everything but their reflection and people they know), interracial dating makes people uncomfortable in PG County, a lot of guys out here have no fucking clue and do stupid shit on dates with girls (like talk about car engines, talk about themselves, come on dates when they're married, are boring and have nothing to talk about, stalk girls after they reject them, etc), girls here are not really into making out with a guy in public, and 70% of the other dates around me were talking about their jobs or how cool they are because they went to South America that one time.

While a lot of the girls here are complete douchebags and stuck up snobby prancy pants, a lot of them have good reason because they've been on date after date with fucking losers. The more I talk to these local chicks the better picture I get of what's going on here in the DMV. It really is kinda all out war here between the sexes and I'm kinda not really feeling like taking a part in that.

[seeker04542]

(01-09-2012 12:06 PM)americanInEurope Wrote:  

Yeah some chick in Baltimore told me online today that she'd go out with me if I wasn't so old. I'm 29 lol. She's 22. Is that really such a long a shot? She liked our convo. We've been talking for a week. But when I asked her out she's like I just noticed your age and no offense but you're too old for me. Wow. Whatever

She might have been shit-testing you in a way, she might like you but wanted you to respond in some way that would allow her to give herself permission to hook up with you.