[el mechanico]

Well, I'm getting ready to ship out in a few hours. I wonder if having technology to do research before a trip helps or hurts. I did hours and hours of it and think that..Or almost know that I made mistakes. The biggest one is so bad I will have to wait and see how it plays out before I share it.

I'm going to hit the ground hard here..

[Sly]

Good Luck mechanico!
Interesting to hear all the girls hit you back up. Please let us know how the pipelining works out for you.. I'll be heading to the DR after Xmas.
Which website did you use?
I'm using amigos.com..

[el mechanico]

Well I'm here in SD. Some quick things....The airport in Santo Domingo exit is a like a runway for thick-assed honeys. It's insane!!

I hung out there with some upscale looking Haitians and got half wasted there and kinda cat called with them. Good times.

This is a place where you can fly by the seat of your ass with no problems. There's a lot of dudes cruzing what would look like slums on small motorcycles and drinking rum. I'm in on that in the am.

The dudes here will test you a little but not so bad. I talked with some Euro-wusses on the street who were scared shitless. I told them that they could come with me later if they want. Some guy tried to bullshit me and I pulled that Greek/Turk eye pull on him and he changed his tune.

I'm at a real cool place that I found after demanding a Greek speaking ride at the airport that has a bunch of Euro looking hipsters sluts floating around in the courtyard. I'm watching them while typing this. I'm going to deal with them before I hit the streets.

Also, I met some girl on the plane who wants to go out tomorrow and exchanged numbers even though she doesn't speak english almost at all. We drank Baileys and Vodka the whole flight and even danced for a bit in the isle to my Iphone reggae. If the flight was one drink longer I would have re-uped my mile high membership.

I'm going outside to USA up on some euro hipsters for a bit..Report back later..

Ok it's later..5 minutes. I have a pizza and have lured two maids into my courtyard and I'm mixing drinks. Two euros (not sure which flavor ) are bitching their men out with the door open. It's on! This place is great!!!!

[Aliblahba]

LMAO!!! The DR will never be the same from the Emech tornado wreaking havoc.

[Caligula]

This looks promising Emech!

By the way, what's the "Greek/Turk eye pull" ?

[el mechanico]

Ok..The hustle here.....I'm going to lay this out while it's fresh..

These dudes run the streets all night and try to bring people from place to place to make a few bucks....Not much, maybe about 100 to 1000 units of the monopoly money they use her that I don't understand yet....Just enough to make them through the day without having to leech of mom and granny.....

The pros are out and will come for you and speaky any lingo...

Want to chase non pros? You need game! The girls here just want to have fun all the time even at work. They like facial expressions a lot and body language..

I walked through an old hotel with a girl who spoke 0 english and copied the expressions on all the old pictures...




I put myself in harms way twice tonight to see if I would get tested for you guys. Where they said I should not walk I did and yes..I was tried. So Let me lay this out....

The people here as broke as they are still are fun loving and happy. They will test you but CAN NOT look at you right if they are doing wrong. Which means that they are good deep down but just gettin' the hustle on...I will explain more later on that.

Pros and gays get the same respect or even more than tourists..Honestly, I want to hustle the euro hipsters with the locals and hammer Presidentes and Rum on the streets with them.

This street dude about 23 was hanging with me today and we were talking about the PRo scene and if the girls (pro) were marriage material to the locals and he said yes..Yes, but as long as they don't fuck for cash more than twice a week.

I have more but need a smoke break...

Ok..I re-named the country today. It will now be called " Land of the eternal drywall repair" No matter where you go shit is fucked up.

Third wind..the sprawl here has stopped. There is loads of buildings even with water views on hold. They look like the are old and maybe got burned but even though smoke is coming out of them the truth is they are not finished. They don't blame us but say that when our economy improves the shit will get finished. The locals think the economy runs off tourists first and DR families living abroad sending cash back. I was asked what the word for that was in English and responded that I don't know because nobody sends cash back to the US that I know of.

Car rental...In the airport is a group of professional looking agencies..They are not. I cruised the actual lots where the cars are kept..Looks more like a junkyard. You don't want to drive in SD at all! ever! Not because of the rentals...there is a shortage of 12 volt bulbs in this country. Bikes, cars, trucks just haulin ass at night with no lights smashing all over.

[T and A Man]

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I was asked what the word for that was in English and responded that I don't know because nobody sends cash back to the US that I know of.

if you're serious, 'expatriate remittances'.

[bengalltigerr]

Keep us updated man! and don't get robbed

[el mechanico]

I never knew that hanging out of your window and yelling was a hobby/pastime until today. It's kinda fun. I've been hanging out of the window and drinking coffee and smoking while flirting with the girls(local) doing the same. I'm going to motion at one to meet me in the street.

Here's a good one. I made it clear to my bank that I was coming here. The assholes put a stop on my card last night. I was out and spent my cash and needed it.. When I called them today the rep said. We don't allow that. You can only use it certain places. WTF?

I fucking hate banks! They have ruined trips for many people. I knew that before I came and brought lots of cash. So think about that before you travel.

@Caligula, Its when you look at someone with one eyebrow up and pull down your lower eyelid for a second. It means tell the truth motherfucker.

@ Ali I really don't think pipelining this place is important the talent on the streets is way better and the girls(non-pros) are friendly.

The girls here wear different perfumes than in the states. It's almost worth the trip by itself to smell them and this is coming from someone who hates perfume...I took the liberty to name some of the scents..

1.You want this ass dont you?

2. ONS

3. DTF

Good stuff!

[Moma]

(11-25-2011 10:05 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I never knew that hanging out of your window and yelling was a hobby/pastime until today. It's kinda fun. I've been hanging out of the window and drinking coffee and smoking while flirting with the girls(local) doing the same. I'm going to motion at one to meet me in the street.

Here's a good one. I made it clear to my bank that I was coming here. The assholes put a stop on my card last night. I was out and spent my cash and needed it.. When I called them today the rep said. We don't allow that. You can only use it certain places. WTF?

I fucking hate banks! They have ruined trips for many people. I knew that before I came and brought lots of cash. So think about that before you travel.

El Mechanico, take a picture of the first lizard you slam, bruv! How long are you out there for again?

[KingofScotland]

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I wonder if having technology to do research before a trip helps or hurts. I did hours and hours of it and think that..Or almost know that I made mistakes. The biggest one is so bad I will have to wait and see how it plays out before I share it.

I can't be the only one curious.....

[el mechanico]

Ok..More intel on this place and the girls.. The bottom line is this..Imagine if you can a living in a shack or giant closet sized apartment with no a/c or many tv stations. It's like the girls parents tell them to dress slutty and go out to the street and sit on a white plastic lawn chair and wait until someone comes to talk to and drink with.

I went to San Christibol and Bani today on a motorcycle. The roads were so crazy on the way back I left the bike at some dudes house and got a ride back here for now. Want to meet fine girls you say? Just stop into the Texaco. Get a couple shots poured from the cashier and crack a beer open in the store.
Can't stand to make a 30 minute drive with out getting some ass and don't feel like getting off the road? No problem. The roads are littered with women and alcohol and places to fuck every few miles.

They just stand on the side of the road. Young , juicy girls by the dozens. They wait to jump on some sort of beat to shit minibus and then just get dropped off again in the middle of the highway where a bunch of people are just sitting around on motorcycles waiting to bring them to their hoods for a few pesos. You can just sit at the exit to the Goya orange juice or whatever plant just west of SD and pick a girl and tell her to hop on or two or of them. No problem.

When I tell you there are thousands of girls just standing around with nothing to do I'm not kidding.

How do dudes who don't speak spanish find girls that speak english? Well there are about 4 call centers here in SD where everyone speaks english. One is Sony another is Direct TV I think an the other two have funny names I forgot. Just hang in the stores near them. that's what they do here. People just stand around and talk shit and wait for something to happen.

Ali and Doc...I have a nuclear 100% sure fire opener on these girls and they explode every time...Look
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I'm the prince of Zumunda in this mutha

[MiXX]

Lmao! Funny posts mechanico.

Dominican women in NYC are the easiest to fuck, and I am beginning to see why...it's in their blood to do nothing but fuck around all day, and bullshit. I remember growing up in NYC that the best house parties, were at some Dominican's house - seriously, it is so easy to fuck Dominican women, no matter where in the world they are - they do not change.

BTW, Rumor is that the best looking Dominican women are in Santiago, I strongly urge you to take a side-trip to Santiago and give us the dirty details.

Mixx

[Sly]

Wow great insight mechanico.
Sounds like you're having a blast over there.
I am thinking about a 3 week trip down there for new years.
I'm assuming you would encourage this?
Are most the girls super dark? I personally don't like my girls to dark. .

[Lothario]

(11-25-2011 09:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ali and Doc...I have a nuclear 100% sure fire opener on these girls and they explode every time...Look

I'm the prince of Zumunda in this mutha

Holy Shit El-mech , You can not have a better opener then this......

Guys this is about 90 % resemblence to E-mech, Nice touch with the hand drawn Goatee. I do not know if emech will be open to posting his real pic on the forum but until then this is as close to as it gets .......

LMAO @ Prince of Zumunda, We need some Pics from the Ground your highness

[Moma]

I seriously cracked up at the defacing of the Domincian peso hahahahahahah

[el mechanico]

I'm leaving this area today and not sure where I'm going yet. This German girl who been busting my balls is in my courtyard again trying to either fuck me or cockblock I'm not sure yet. She saw what I did to the maids yesterday. The dumb bitch is sitting across from me right now with her earth sandals and hippie dress on asking me personal questions then telling me she shouldn't ask that.

The Euros are wearing on my nerves here. I was watching them eat breakfast and when they are done(after an hour for one egg) they place the plates so carefully so they don't even make one noise and don't talk while car alarms are going off nonstop. They and the Americans hang out in the safest part of the city. You can walk by a place that has mounds of roast pork and all kinds of other good shit and there they are next door sitting at the Hard rock eating burgers and drinking cokes.

This Dominican dude is coming here and were going to fix his A/C in his car this morning and then cruise out and find another town for me to stay at and bring my bike back.

That bill opener is crazy. When I use it the girls just cover their faces and crack up. The only problem is my spanish isn't good enough to follow up. It's ten times better after a couple days but still needs a lot of work.

[pitt]

(11-25-2011 10:04 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Lmao! Funny posts mechanico.

Dominican women in NYC are the easiest to fuck, and I am beginning to see why...it's in their blood to do nothing but fuck around all day, and bullshit. I remember growing up in NYC that the best house parties, were at some Dominican's house - seriously, it is so easy to fuck Dominican women, no matter where in the world they are - they do not change.

BTW, Rumor is that the best looking Dominican women are in Santiago, I strongly urge you to take a side-trip to Santiago and give us the dirty details.

Mixx

Mixx do you know anything about dominican women in Madrid? My home boy went there last year and he saw many hot dominican women in Madrid, however he didnt stay there for too long so he doesnt know much about where dominicans usually stay in Madrid..if you know anything about dominican women in Spain, i would appreciate if you could share it.

[Menace]

By the sounds of this, you should have brought a video cam to document some of the adventures a la MiXX. Very entertaining.

[MiXX]

(11-26-2011 10:10 AM)Menace Wrote:  

By the sounds of this, you should have brought a video cam to document some of the adventures a la MiXX. Very entertaining.

Yeah, problem is that shit costs $$$(on top of your travel expenses) - Film Crew, Security/Bodyguards (armed), film/video equipment, shipping expenses to your destination, film permits, women wanting $$$ to appear and a ton of other bullshit I had no Idea I'd be up against.

I still had fun though..

Mixx

[Sly]

(11-26-2011 09:45 AM)pitt Wrote:  

(11-25-2011 10:04 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Lmao! Funny posts mechanico.

Dominican women in NYC are the easiest to fuck, and I am beginning to see why...it's in their blood to do nothing but fuck around all day, and bullshit. I remember growing up in NYC that the best house parties, were at some Dominican's house - seriously, it is so easy to fuck Dominican women, no matter where in the world they are - they do not change.

BTW, Rumor is that the best looking Dominican women are in Santiago, I strongly urge you to take a side-trip to Santiago and give us the dirty details.

Mixx

Mixx do you know anything about dominican women in Madrid? My home boy went there last year and he saw many hot dominican women in Madrid, however he didnt stay there for too long so he doesnt know much about where dominicans usually stay in Madrid..if you know anything about dominican women in Spain, i would appreciate if you could share it.

I lived in Spain for 6 months. I was only in madrid for a few weeks. I never met one Dominican. I met people from every major Latin country except Cubans, Dominicans, Ticas, Nicaragua, Panama, Guatamela,

[Aliblahba]

I'm still laughing my ass off at the $500 DR note Emech penciled a Capt. Morgan mustache on.

I'm telling you guys, Emech see's EVERY angle before it passes. He's like the Neo of the pickup world.

[el mechanico]

(11-27-2011 11:44 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

I'm still laughing my ass off at the $500 DR note Emech penciled a Capt. Morgan mustache on.

I'm telling you guys, Emech see's EVERY angle before it passes. He's like the Neo of the pickup world.

It kills here. You have no idea. I think that I've found about the most strategic spot in this city to hang out. I'm going to take pictures of it.

I will say that you can put the "all pro" thing to rest. I will explain later, my connection is spotty.

Yesterday I pulled two girls getting on a bus going back to SD from the beach. Basically they had enough cash to take the bus to the beach and back and maybe some mango juice or some shit. They just wanted to chill out so I took them for some beers and called a dude that speaks spanish good to meet us. Before long we were dancing and I promised them a ride later so they weren't worried. That's all. They didn't want any cash. We went to a Tavern in the west part of the city later. I was heading east to maybe go to La romana and met these girls and ended up back in the city.
Navigating around here with a bag is a pain in the ass. The next time I come. I'm just going to walk on the plane empty handed

I will tell you the talent at these places and I mean there are hundreds of places just like that are unbelievable. These girls would stop traffic in the states and it's just one after the next.

I figured out here that a womens value is just being sexy. Nobody cares about anything else.

I have a date (supposedly) with this hairdresser girl I met in the Barrio yesterday while I was borrowing a soldering iron. This place was crazy and not a good neighborhood at all. They say" it's a very bad place but one of the better ones"

The dudes here don't sweat ass like we do in the states. I watched this guy open girls with "Are you with anybody?" In spanish. She will answer and listen to what it is you have to offer her to do. If she likes you and she has fun you're gonna smash.

Another funny thing here..everybody keeps talking about this dude who flies around with a jet pack and tells me I should meet him.

[el mechanico]

One thing..I lost my drivers licence here someplace. Is it worth tracking down or just get another one?

[Sly]

(11-27-2011 02:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

One thing..I lost my drivers licence here someplace. Is it worth tracking down or just get another one?

Do you have a Dominican license? or was it U.S.?
If they can make it to Puerto Rico with a U.S. License, there is a good chance they can make it into the U.S.. I would assume it is long gone if it it's an american license. . Especially since you say you blend in over there, an American license probably has lots of street value.