[Buck Wild]

A totally bizarre story out of Denver, Colorado. Some Columbine-crazed bitch turned up on the radar for the local authorities as she is reportedly decked out in fatigues, in the market for firearms and made threats against schools on social media. The twist? She's actually pretty freaking bangable:




FBI on the for hunt for gunthot

Quote:

"Authorities are searching for an armed woman, who was "infatuated" with Columbine, in connection with alleged threats that led to lockouts at Columbine High School and nearly 20 other schools, officials said Tuesday.

The FBI Denver Division and the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office identified the woman as 18-year-old Sol Pais. She traveled to Colorado on Monday night "and made threats in the Denver metropolitan area," the sheriff's office said in a Facebook post. She is considered dangerous, authorities said."

Now if that bitch is 18 then I'm the pope, but that this 6/10 is running around on some Rambo-type shit is pretty surreal. Any guesses on where she's from? I'm guessing a bitch this level of crazy has to be from Florida.

Only in America baby.

[Screemingdead]

Lmfao ya she's pretty cute

[kaotic]

Her eyebrows tell me different.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Fucking women, always trying shoehorn their way into male fields.

If she only managed to snuff three people or some other shit-tier massacre quota we'd be forever hearing about patriarchal shooting programs and closing the kill-count gap.

[RIslander]

Is that AOC?

[Syberpunk]

WSJCW








(Would share jail cell with)

[RWIsrael]

Glad they took her seriously - no pussy pass here (yet, we'll see about trial / prison / commitment to an institution).


Brenda Spencer did it first in 1979, even had a song written about her. Said she had to do it because she just didn't like Mondays:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure
Oh, oh, oh tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen
Now, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need oh, woah
Tell me…

[Speculation]

That jaw though. High T.

[Malone]

Listen, I hate to be the 2/10 Pointy Elbows guy, but where's the WB? The pictures of that weird looking chick with bad skin above? Really?

[JayR]

She's dead.

Woman 'infatuated' with Columbine, connected to Colorado school threats found dead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-infatua...eport-says

[Panther]

I agree on the eyebrows and that's a rough looking 18.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(04-17-2019 12:15 PM)JayR Wrote:  

She's dead.

Woman 'infatuated' with Columbine, connected to Colorado school threats found dead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-infatua...eport-says

Delete. This isn't the time for smart comments.

[debeguiled]

Will be interesting to see how they blame this on men.