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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat
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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat

I just learned the new slang term “white knight”. We used similar terms in the 1970’s, like “teacher’s pet”, “tattletale”, or “square”. Let me share a travel story to show how you can use white knights to get girls.

For background, my father was a white professional diplomat, and my mother was from Henan, China. I attended residential school at a monastery there before my parents married and moved to the U.S. Otherwise, I grew up pretty normally in the U.S., and got an overseas career in military/scientific aviation. This let me retire early with a pension in my thirties after only twenty years of service.

I had very few material possessions after moving back stateside. So, I bought a boat to live, travel, and cruise the Intracoastal Waterway. I saved rent by visiting my mother in Miami during the winter, spent summers on the boat, and got hotel rooms on weekends. Conveniently, the boat was a catamaran, offering more deck space and shallower draft than a comparable monohull yacht. This let me dock alongside waterfront bars and then pull girls back to party on the boat. My aviation training provided the navigation and mechanico background to keep it running. It was a great lifestyle to swim 20K meters in the morning, tan during the day, and smash at night.

My favorite nightclub hub had a great MiXX of local customers, with loads of fly Latinas. This was fine, because I often get mistaken for Hispanic (Asian mother and white father). Locals dressed sloppy, so it was easy to generally manifest style by suiting up custom like GQ, with a pocket square and zippo lighter. The only problem with the nightclub scene was drunk tourists who got into fights, which I diplomatically avoided. One night, a little, dark, Central American guy was aggressively approaching a group of blonde Canadian tourists, and antagonizing other men. Instead of taking sides, I dared him to fight the men. To my surprise, he accepted, and faced off against 30 white knights outside. Surprisingly, this little dark guy had traditional Kung Fu training. I could tell, because of my childhood in the Shaolin monastery in Henan. Despite getting two black eyes, the little dark guy won the fight. So, I shouted “Go home!” to the men outside, and invited the girls inside back to the safety of my boat.

The Canadian girls were from a Winnipeg bachelorette party, and the whole group of 15 crowded aboard. I passed out tequila shots and promptly motored back to my hotel. I had originally met just a few of the girls. But their drunk friends got jealous and started brazenly flirting. One grabbed my captain’s hat, and another grabbed my crotch. So, I docked and invited them up to my hotel room. On arrival, the girls turned me into a fellatio buffet, and one tried to mount me. When I stopped her, she asked if I needed a condom. I exclaimed “No, you need to leave right now so I can write this up for an internet forum!”

In case you would like to emulate my lifestyle, here are pictures from my youth, my current athletic physique on my luxury catamaran, the Canadian blonde in my captain’s hat, and young girl pussy on my yacht.

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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat

OP I think you need to take trolling lessons from InternetPrince:

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Long time lurker, been lurking for about 10 years.... Now arrived in Colombia thanks to this forum. Would of never come to Colombia if it wasn't for this forum so I just want to thank all the internet legends on here, I've read some amazing reports.

Anyway at the moment I'm all cunt struck and excited like a 13 year old boy so I feel like I have to run and tell the world.

Goals for the trip:

To get as much fluff as possible and make sure I let the world and hundreds of thousands of strangers know. Improve social status and my already advanced PUA skills.

About me:

35

Spend my time between Colombia, Phillipines, Thailand and Cambodia

World wide PUA artist/International playboy.. top tier game..my game is suited perfectly to these countries...Colombia, Phillipines,Thailand and Cambodia.
6 foot, gym everyday, 240 bench, 350 dead, 300 squat. Train MMA. Built like a brick shit house.

Good looking. Average to big penis. very, very good jaw line. Alpha as fuck.

Always trying to build social status. Kind of easy being alpha and with my face, body and PUA skills.

Live the healthy lifestyle..clean diet, gym, exercise, cardio.


Take these supps to keep healthy:
⦁ 1000mg test weekly
⦁ 600 deca weekly
⦁ 100mg anadrol daily
⦁ 600mg tren E weekly
⦁ accutane for the acne
⦁ caber and prami for the progesterone
⦁ nolva for the gyno
⦁ arimidex for the estrogen
⦁ valium for the aggression
⦁ propecia for the hair loss
⦁ clomid to keep the balls full
⦁ hcg to stimulate FSH and LH
⦁ Mk67 for the appetitie
⦁ Zolpidem for the insomnia from tren
⦁ Tramadol for the back and joint pain
⦁ cialsis and viagra for the deca dick
⦁ milk thistle for the liver
⦁ captopril for the kidneys
⦁ benazipril to kept he heart healthy
⦁ codeine for the headaches
⦁ asprin to keep the blood thin
⦁ avapro for the blood pressure
⦁ prozac for the depression
⦁ Voltaren and glucosamine for the joint pain, getting old.


Body type: huge...(if interested 50 bucks a month to find out how to get huge)

Kept a diary detailing each day of my first 3 weeks as expert forum writers do.....luckily saved it on google doc because of dramas with laptops.

So far....
Bogota

Day 1

Arrived at the airport. Hit the ground running giving bottles of maple syrup to every girl I saw over 18...Got 3 numbers. They love me here. Don't forget the maple syrup.

Been pipelining for 2 months from Phillipines in between juggling the Phillipinas.
Had 4 dates lined up. Decided to go with the hottest. Let's call her cat girl (she owns a cat). We went to the Irish Bar in Zona T... had some mojitos.. at one point she put her had on my leg. We had then had lunch in Andino...it was amazing. Other girls were eye fucking me..IOI's all the way... Pissing down with rain all day.

The waitress was hot.. tipped her 50 and ran game on her when cat girl was in the toilet, she smiled at me... Pretty sure her and the othe waitress wanted a threesome.

Anyway said goodbye to this girl and she gave me a kiss on the lips...excellent kiss for a first date, bit of tongue...give the kiss a 8/10.

That night went to Gringo Tuesdays..it was great. Full of thirsty gringos hitting on every girl in sight.. I loved it.. you need some real game in here. Walked around and networked with the gringos..tried to find bloggers, PUAs, guys with social status, flags and other internet reporting gurus (guys like me)..love these type of guys, always fkn cool to talk to and get tips on writing reports online...asked all the dudes I met how many flags they got and if they have swallowed the red pill or the blue pill...some of the losers who aren't part of the PUA community thought I was talking about ecstasy..lol.

This one guy who had solid game from New York got the best girl in the place. He took her to the bathroom and banged her. When he came outside the conversation went like this... I said 'mate that was incredible..you need to jump straight online when you get home and report that to the world...'

He looked at me and said..'do I look like a faggot to you?'

I said 'settle down big fella you're missing out on rep points and internet status...'

He said 'let me repeat myself do I look like a faggot that needs affirmation from others?..i'm not 12 I don't give a fuck about writing on forums and being popular on the internet...do i look like a loser to you?'

I said 'right cunt you're the loser cause only losers don't want to be poplar on the internet, I bet I have more notches and flags than you.... step outside you jealous hater..'

Cunt got scared and backed off. He knew what was coming, I would of taken his head off. I'm huge....I lift.

Anyway I picked up this 21 year old uni student..lets call her 'black hair girl' (her hair was black). We danced and grinded....got her back to my airbanb.

Lots of LMR but then managed to french kiss her. She said she had to go because of uni. 8.5 as far as kisses go. Filled her arse crack with a gram of charlie and snorted it out with a benjamin. Told her some story about marrying her. Gave her 50,000 pesos for the cab and a biscuit for dinner. Wont see the cunt again.

Ran some eye game in the mirror before bed...always good to sharpen the skills.
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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat

As the G-Manifesto would say-WEESH!
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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat

I thought that the Belgrade thread was the ultimate troll thread, but suddenly a new contender has emerged.




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Intracoastal Waterway: White Knights Help Me Get Pussy on a Boat

So you've got a boat and swim 20 kilometers a day.

Where have I heard this before? Have you ever piloted any experimental aircraft, perhaps for NASA?
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