[Luvianka]

Delicious Tacos is arguably the most important American intellectual alive: He’s the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal; the most acidic satirist and cultural critic since H. L. Mencken; America’s poor, unfortunate and late answer to Michel Houellebecq and the most accomplished ornithologist since Arthur Cleveland Bent.

A prolific blogger and a serious and committed Twitter® personality with a taste for high protein barely cooked red meats, and sweet and warm Asian and Mexican barely legal pussy; his intellectual stature is only matched by his physical beauty, exposed through his beautiful, muscular, masculine, desirable body, typical of a Greek god. This time Tacos delivers his latest piece, his very much expected, ground-breaking novel ‘Finally, Some Good News’ -a work of fiction that will define writing for a whole generation.

Here, Tacos pictures a dystopian world where men and women are rounded and lead like a herd by a Satanic all powerful, omnipresent force -Corporate America. This amorphous evil entity is so pervasive and mighty that always gets its way to get the common folks to willing fully and happily enslave themselves in inconsequential jobs, so they can engage in compulsive consumerism. A force that provides circus to the masses in the form of tasteless TV shows. A force that convinces both sexes to hate each other, where masculine virtues must be denigrated and banned, while female essence is to be corrupted as soon as possible. A force that gets people to believe that the arid, soulless, crime infected urban scenarios are worth it to live in, no matter if that means de drowned in unpayable debts until the day you die. Under such amount of hopeless insanity, nuclear annihilation of society looks like the only rational thing to do. Humans then will enjoy real freedom again, even if this comes with a heavy price tag to pay for in the form of fighting feral gangs roaming among the carcass of civilization to robe, rape and kill for a piece of food; cannibalizing the flesh of an undesired newborn, having to live among high radiation nuclear waste everywhere; or having to deal with flocks of feral intrusive bird species which no longer fear humans.

While the topic of the cataclysmic collapse of a modern society is not new in fiction, Tacos develops on this topic with a new metric, not just his personal style. If you expect to find the same kind of writing he creates in his previous book, ‘The Pussy’, you will be disappointed. This novel is clean, lean and tight. The characters are completely anonymous, their names are barely mentioned… You even forget them. The story moves forward with rich short paragraphs. The dialogue is minimum and spaced, every line of it takes a paragraph, in some way it works like a paradoxical lock to the story developed in the previous paragraph. It seems as if Tacos was writing this novel from ‘The Cloud’. Taking pieces here and there and then letting the reader to do the job of filling up spaces and connecting dots. Is Tacos the first novelist of The Cloud? How far are we from having him writing the first Twitter-format novel? Yes, the whole thing reads like a thunder, actually you will be able to read it in one sitting, maybe while you are waiting for your next flight before being raped by a TSA agent who believes you are an ISIS suspect, or while you do your laundry or maybe while you browse a sugar daddy site expecting for replies from the girls you contacted. However, you will read the book again, since you will get the feeling that you understood everything and nothing. That’s the challenge!

If Tacos is not presented the National Book Award, the World is retarded!

[911]

Here's his latest post:

Quote:

He got in a long distance relationship with a rich girl who lived in Canada. They would Skype and she’d push her middle finger in her asshole while her other hand held her phone. Talking calmly to her mom. Telling her the ways she was cleaning up her act. Please send money. She needed this to get off. For him, her asshole was enough.

This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?

FTGE.

[Buddydowrongright2]

I bought it twice.

[SamuelBRoberts]

(02-04-2019 11:43 PM)911 Wrote:  

Here's his latest post:

Quote:

He got in a long distance relationship with a rich girl who lived in Canada. They would Skype and she’d push her middle finger in her asshole while her other hand held her phone. Talking calmly to her mom. Telling her the ways she was cleaning up her act. Please send money. She needed this to get off. For him, her asshole was enough.

This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?

FTGE.

DeliciousTacos is a really good and insightful writer.
I'm struggling to think of a more important intellectual, but that's only because we don't have a lot of really good intellectuals left in the US anymore.

[MajorStyles]

I've laughed out loud at some of DT's work. Very funny and insightful.

The OP might have been using some hyperbole (i.e. "the most important intellectual alive). But when you consider that your kids are forced to read Sandra Cisneros and bell hooks in high school, it's not that much of a stretch. Delicious Tacos is a savant when compared to the degeneracy of the current literary cannon.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

OP was definitely engaging in hyperboly, and frankly did a fine job of it.

Delicious Tacos' writing style is pretty wild. I think his work is worthy of a review like this. I will be checking the book out.

[Atlanta Man]

(02-04-2019 11:43 PM)911 Wrote:  

Here's his latest post:

Quote:

He got in a long distance relationship with a rich girl who lived in Canada. They would Skype and she’d push her middle finger in her asshole while her other hand held her phone. Talking calmly to her mom. Telling her the ways she was cleaning up her act. Please send money. She needed this to get off. For him, her asshole was enough.

This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?

FTGE.

Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation!!!! How dare you insult him you son of a female human!!!!

I am a degenerate , and proud of it! All men in their 40's should bang out 18-25 yr old girls!!! Degenerate for life, I will retire in Colombia so the degeneracy with young women does not end until I kick my air addiction!!!!!

[scotian]

I enjoy reading Delicious Taco's literature because I feel such a connection with him, sometimes when I think that my degeneracy has reached levels unheard of, I just read one of his stories to remind myself that I'm not the only one.

[Cal Meacham]

I bought and read this book, and enjoyed it.

I then loaned it to my boomer father, who just didn't get the approach of the protagonist. For him, the hero needs to wear a white hat, respect the women, not shoot people in the head from ambush, etc.

I will buy the next one, too.

[The Beast1]

Could have sworn delicious tacos was an active poster here.

Looking for a new book. Thanks for the review!

[brob]

This book taps into a dark segment of human nature we all have and makes you secretly long for the bomb. No more screens. No more commutes. No more working meaningless jobs to buy meaningless shit. No more making up fake problems to give our lives drama.

It makes you pine for the simplicity of survivalism that our ancestors knew. It makes you imagine how genuine human connections must have been before they were muted by screens. It makes you want to throw your goddamn smartphone in the motherfucking river and float on your back with eyes closed as the water's current takes you downstream as you bask in the sun and serenity of the natural world.

But now my lunch break is almost over so I need to wrap this up and make sure no time-sensitive emails are waiting in my inbox.

The only thing worse than post-apocalyptic America is pre-apocalyptic America.

Finally, Some Good News (insert nuke GIF).

[911]

(02-05-2019 12:22 AM)MajorStyles Wrote:  

I've laughed out loud at some of DT's work. Very funny and insightful.

The OP might have been using some hyperbole (i.e. "the most important intellectual alive). But when you consider that your kids are forced to read Sandra Cisneros and bell hooks in high school, it's not that much of a stretch. Delicious Tacos is a savant when compared to the degeneracy of the current literary cannon.

He's just as much a degenerate, but most of you guys can't see this, because his brand of degeneracy has been completely internalized. That degeneracy is just as much a product of the 1960s "sexual revolution" as the globohomo "current literary cannon" degeneracy you describe, that is a fact.

Since the 1960s, the culture has devolved into an ever-declining spiritual death spiral. The problem with guys like DT is that he's taking pleasure in navigating through that degeneracy instead of lifting himself out of it.

The kind of single-minded hedonistic pursuit of sexual gratification he espouses comes at a high cost, not only to individuals who are captives to their impulses, but also to greater society. That is precisely why the sexual revolution was promoted. It's a very powerful tool for political control, the most sophisticated form of slavery ever devised.

There is no strong, viable society without morality, and no morality without faith, and faith is a nearly unattainable state for men who were weened on internet porn, which like the powerful drug that it is, will leave its scars and reshape one's view of the world.

Given what we're up against, I can't really alter your worldview and lifestyle, but on some intellectual level, you would greatly benefit from being aware of this greater cultural dynamic and political truth. No one understands this better than E. Michael Jones, he lays it out in clear and powerful terms:

[Atlanta Man]

^^^ But Delicious Tacos left Atheism and found god during his sobriety-You should read his Blog. I am an atheist degenerate, but still a Delicious Tacos fan.

Note:I tried to talk him out of abstaining from drugs and alcohol, believing in god and the 12 step program-but he was insistent that his constant black out drunk episodes 3-5 times a week were unhealthy. My absolute unchained hedonism has continued unabated- I ain't no quitter!

[Teedub]

Guys are aware he posts here, right?

[The Beast1]

(02-05-2019 01:46 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

Guys are aware he posts here, right?

Yeah, I thought so. Does he still post here? I haven't seen him in years.

[heavy]

I own Hot Naked Kittens. Looking at it now, I guess it was just a collection of his blog posts. Oh I see, it's Hot Naked Pussy, but the cover of the book says Kittens. I remember really liking his writing though.

I'll have to go buy his other books.

[3extra]

I read it.

Finest fiction book I've read in a some time.

5 stars.

[Atlanta Man]

(02-05-2019 03:40 PM)heavy Wrote:  

I own Hot Naked Kittens. Looking at it now, I guess it was just a collection of his blog posts. Oh I see, it's Hot Naked Pussy, but the cover of the book says Kittens. I remember really liking his writing though.

I'll have to go buy his other books.

It was supposed to be "Hot Naked Titties" but Amazon kept forcing him into the adult erotic fiction section so he changed "Titties" to "Kittens". Long term Delicious Tacos fan....

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

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Here's one of his most recent posts, which showcases his style very nicely.

[Laner]

Still one of my favorite writers. His razor sharp insights and characters have more depth in half a page than many writers get in a whole book. The man has lived, and suffered for his art.

Like Atlanta Man, I wished for a time that he would hit the booze and drugs again. Only for my most purely selfish reasons, which were to create more stories. But I understand all too well how much that lifestyle fucks you up, and when you are trying to maintain an Adonis physique in order to bang shallow LA girls, there has to be a time limit.

I still remember reading some of his posts out loud to my wife and her mother as we caught the train to Seattle. We were howling with tears rolling down our cheeks. So you can say that his work even touches multi generations.

[Buddydowrongright2]

Read 50 pages in one sitting. This shit is fucking funny.

[delicioustacos]

(02-04-2019 11:43 PM)911 Wrote:  

This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?

Correct.

**

THANK YOU BROS for your support and kind words. It means a lot to see a forum thread on this book at all. To open it up and see this many insightful comments-- it almost brings a tear to my eye.

Stoked that you guys are enjoying it. Thank you again, you all have made my day.

[911]

(02-05-2019 08:51 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  

(02-04-2019 11:43 PM)911 Wrote:  

This degenerate shithead is "the most important American intellectual alive", "the most gifted novelist since Gore Vidal"?

Correct.

**

THANK YOU BROS for your support and kind words. It means a lot to see a forum thread on this book at all. To open it up and see this many insightful comments-- it almost brings a tear to my eye.

You're welcome. Feel free to include my review in your next edition.

[SamuelBRoberts]

In something like 4200 posts I've made in the forum over half a decade, this one, where somebody accused a video game company of ripping off of a DeliciousTacos short story, is my absolute favorite. I'm still waiting for the video game version of this to come out.

(06-28-2016 07:59 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

Quote:

Huxley used a similar concept in brave new world. This particular iterance of the theme is nearly identical to delicious tacos' written word.

Uuh...

"He was on all fours. His belly was full, impossibly full, something big and hot was pushing into him and it hurt. He craned his neck around. A black man the size of a Tyrannosaur was palming his ass with a hot hand while he forced what felt like a yule log into him. The man was covered in shiny black painted-on latex and was not smiling. He himself was wearing a dress, a ballerina’s dress, and there was something in his mouth. It was a ball gag coated in something like Vick’s Vap-o-Rub that made his eyes water. He scrambled away on his hands and knees, screaming into the gag. It took what felt like minutes to squirm off the startled guy’s member. He was in a huge room, impossibly huge, a cathedral lit by fire and all around him impossible horrible things were happening. A long dining room table with children eating from a tureen of human shit, an elderly woman skewered by a screaming stallion, everywhere dozens of people and animals were being fucked, being tortured, screaming, laughing, crying. High above at a podium Saul Krauss, of the Connecticut Krausses, Chairman and CEO of United Los Angeles Times/ America Online Incorporated, was overseeing it all, issuing commands, laughing and masturbating."


Word for word identical, huh?

They're making a video game out of that?

[delicioustacos]

Damn, I killed this thread by posting in it. Nobody wants to talk about my shit with me listening.

Kindle version is five bucks this weekend: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L21YPXJ

Sorry if I'm violating forum shill policy. Trying to get this shit to "could make a living off it" level. All I need is to get 20x as famous without 20x the Elliot Rodger types trying to dox me.