[Sam Buca]

Hi everyone. I don't know if there was ever a thread like this before, if this is the right thread but at least I couldn't find one.

What were the funniest bangs that you'll never forget or bangs you felt ashamed for afterwards?

I'll start of with one bang I'll forever remember from my one study year abroad in college in the US.

Typical yard / garage party back then with multiple rounds of beer-pong. There wasn't much else to do around. I felt absolutely unbeatable going for multiple rounds in a row, winner stays.

Teams of two always got mixed up and suddenly there she was. Her official nickname? Jugs. And you could clearly see why. Some beautiful natural DDs but those were the only positive assets she had on her. A little extra cushion for the pushing on the hips but a really flat ass and an annoying personality, more of a redneck type.

Already having played multiple rounds an reaching a certain level of drunkenness I seemed easy bait for her. She was wasted herself but had clear intentions feeding me every damn drink possible and not being able to hit one damn cup in the game. Guess she wouldn't have hit a freaking toilet if she was sitting on it. Not hard to guess that we lost and broke my streak. I was pissed.

She kept pushing on me afterwards aggressively and going for heavy makeout sessions. I wasn't feeling it and actually was the one resisting when she wanted to go somewhere private. The alcohol kicking in quickly I stopped resisting because BOOOOBS!

She pulled me back to her dorm room and it was quick business from there. Luckily she insisted on using a condom since I would have been too damn drunk to remember and we started banging in a second. We were going for multiple rounds with here going apeshit crazy and coming multiple times. Me feeling numb and dizzy I was banging like a damn terminator not getting anywhere close to coming, once even almost loosing consciousness and stumbeling across the room, breaking a little table with a light next to her bed. She insisted on one position almost the whole time. Laying on her back on her bed and me standing in front of her, carrying her legs and doing all the work. Lazy bitch. But she loved it and was screaming like a horse. It was about an hour straight fucking and the whole damn room smelled like Nascar with burned rubber fogging up the place


I was feeling more and more dizzy and this wasn't going anywhere. I decided to quit and faked an orgasm in probably the worst acting performance ever. Pulled out and rushed to the bathroom. Flushed whatever was remaining from the rubber and was just about to return to the room as I rushed back to throw up halfway falling to the toilet. Needless to say that my halfass drunk clean up was a fail.

I returned to the room had some drunken polite small talk actually feeling disgusted. She wasn't looking any better, the whole room smelled funky and there was the little present I left in the bathroom

I left after about 10 minutes of blahblah and stumbled my way towards my dorm. Fell on my ass twice in some bushes and halfway towards my final destination I felt the strong urge to spit out everything that wasn't spread in her bathroom already. Drunk Sam Buca decided it was the perfect idea to just use the fountain we had in front of the main building of the school and paint the whole thing in all kinds of colors with whatever was left in my stomach. Hey, its's water. That'll clean by itself. Since campus security was making there rounds I somehow rushed and managed to make it to the room before getting caught.

The aftermath? Worst hangover I ever had. "Jugs" grabbing me on every occasion trying to go for round two and telling all the girls that crossed her path about "my performance". AND a nice article with an official search for the dirty bastard who profaned the school monument. My little special gravy was making its rounds in the fountain for 2 full days leaving a funky smell on campus and needing extra cleaning with having to pump out the whole thing!

I was a legend afterwards for my roommate who was the only person from campus I ever told that story for that one year I was there. Always burst out laughing thinking of this but felt all kinds of ashamed after the night at first

Looking forwards to hear some more stories from you guys. Let's go.

[user5e8s]

I have felt ashamed in the past but now days I am so desperate I will take whatever I can so long as I feel they can turn me on.

btw when am I gonna be allowed to make my own threads. This forum seems very strict. Almost as bad as the rsd forums.

[IntermediateBanger]

I got a girls number when I was an Uber driver, she was a college girl solo passeger. During hurricane Harvey our town was shut down basically, I invited her over and banged her in my jacuzzi in the middle of the hurricane.