[numanist]

I remember a few years back watching a 49ers game, and I remember seeing the 49ers QB's name was C.J. Beathard. I couldn't stop myself from laughing. What are some funny last names you've heard over the years?

[trippin_squares]

There's an absolute treasure trove of pro sports people with unusual/amusing names over the years.

Ishmaa'ily Kitchen (NFL defensive tackle)
Jim Bob Cooter (NFL coach)
Johnny Dickshot (MLB leftfielder)
Dick Pole (MLB pitcher)
Rusty Kuntz (MLB centerfielder)
Tony Suck (MLB pitcher)
Fair Hooker (NFL wide receiver)
Steve Sharts (MLB pitcher)
Misty Hyman (American gold-medal Olympic swimmer)
Dick Trickle (well, NASCAR's not a sport but his name is still amazing)
Gaylord Silly (Olympic mid-distance runner from Seychelles)
Dick Paradise (semi-pro hockey player)
Tokyo Sexwale (not a player, but a FIFA executive from s. Africa)

Those are just a sample platter.

[Easy_C]

"Raper" and "Glasscock".

[trippin_squares]

^old-time baseball player Jack Glasscock?

[ShotgunUppercuts]

Spitcum

[PapayaTapper]

In high school there was a guy who's name was Richard Head

[Akwesi]

The first president of Zimbabwe was named Canaan Banana. They made a law to stop people from making fun of his name. He was later convicted of sodomy.

[louiebeans]

[godfather dust]

Balzac

[trippin_squares]

"Hello, everyone. I'm Mike Blowers. It's good to be back."

[BortimusPrime]

Dick Leech. Had a big sign advertising his realtor business when I was a kid.

[Sgt Donger]

There's an Australian tennis player called Thanasi Kokkinakis...the surname sounds a lot like kok-in-arses

[Lowkey]

You've started to post some weird threads recently Numanist

[Matsufubu]

I knew a guy with a PhD with the surname Duhm (pronounced 'Doom')

Also knew a couple with the surname De'ath, and he was a doctor. They pronounced it 'Dee-ath' to get around the obvious, but they're fooling nobody.

[ChicagoFire]

I went to high school with a guy who's last name was Weiner. Whenever someone announced his name over the intercom or over a PA they would call him why-ner. Killjoys.

[Mikestar]

I was at the doctors office and a guys name was: Sukhdeep Sharma, he kept on shouting Sukhdeep please come in, I nearly died laughing

[DJ-Matt]

Mike Hunt

[fokker]

Dikshit, often bowdlerised to and spelled as Dixit

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

Catherine Box, or Cat for short

[Paracelsus]

(08-30-2018 08:25 AM)Mikestar Wrote:  

I was at the doctors office and a guys name was: Sukhdeep Sharma, he kept on shouting Sukhdeep please come in, I nearly died laughing

I've seen a couple of doctors with the last name of Butcher or Slaughter.

[Veloce]

Some couple in my extended social network just got married.

His last name is Jizz. Dead serious.

[scotian]

Humperdink as in Englebert. I once worked with a guy name Enos Peters and we all called him penis eaters. I also had a high school teacher named miss Dong.

[Saweeep]

(08-30-2018 12:24 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

In high school there was a guy who's name was Richard Head

Same here.

I'm stunned that there were two sets of parents in the World reckless enough to do such a thing.

I always wondered if the "boy named Sue" philosophy was at play..

[Sgt Donger]

Funny last names are even in the news today: Woman with ‘rude’ last name blocked from social media

The girl in the article is named Natalie Weiner...she was blocked from creating a social media account because her surname was “offensive”.

Other worthy mentions in the article include:

Paul Gay
Steve Suconcock
Mike Dickman
Phillip Sporn
Ben Schmuck

[sterling_archer]

Bag
Pelican
Flourhead
Lazy
Farter
Asshole

Note: these are all Balkan surnames translated on English language. But in any case, they have the same meaning in our languages as in English one.