[Balls_Hang_Low]

Hey guys. Tonight i was at a private house party of roughly 200 people. I knew about 50 of them and a lot more of them knew me. It was a costume party and i went full out with my top of the line taekwondo unifrom. Rocking my fourth degree black belt. I was getting looks from everyone and people were touching it and asking if it was real. Led to a lot of good and easy interactions.

I was talking with a bunch of friends and some girls when a dude walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder.

Asks me if i told some guy that smoking is awful and doesn't help to get you laid. I said naw. Then this small dude comes up behind him, Hes a guy i know and someone ive had lots of positive actions with before (i also busted raw inside his sister multiple times, bitch swallowed my cum and even ate my ass on demand) but he doesn't know any of that. I digress.

Anyways i ask him wtf HeS talking about and then recognize i had indeed given that friendly advice to the lil guy who is a -10/10 and the embodiment of antigame. Anyways the original dude is getting all up in my face and i tell him to fuck off. He just stands there and insults me and talks shit.

I cant believe what is happening since im in full uniform. Its the equivalent of picking a fight with an armed cop. Dude blew smoke in my face. The chicks start pulling at my sleeves telling me to forget him and my friend comes and separates him and pushes him away.

Guy keeps grilling me from a distance and insulting me. Throwing objects like cups my way. I walk up to him and get in his face until i recoil at the sight of a gruesome herpes sore. says HeS a man and makes out with a lot of chicks. I almost puke and laugh at the same time.

I tell him to take it outside but the little bitch just kept talking shit but wouldn't leave to fight me. I turned around and left. Kept grilling me the whole night.

This is a private party where i know lots of people and would probably be excluded from the social circle if i beat his ass. I also thought he would throw a punch or something so i kept legs distance to strike before him.

The lil guy came after and semi apologized for what happened and said the other guy is crazy. Should i forgive him or not? How to handle at other private parties?

How should i have handled the situation? Beat his ass after the second warning to fuck off. Beat his ass only if he dared try something. walk away? Or hold frame and let him buckle? Something else entirely?

Dont know the full extent of consequences that would unchain if i seriously beat him the fuck up.

Please advise since i have two more house parties this week and this cunt may be there.

[Alpha_Romeo]

You should have told everyone to go home. It's the only tried and true method for dealing with situations like these.

[Balls_Hang_Low]

Its not my party, not my house and there were still over 100 people at that point in the night. How am i supposed to accomplish that?

[Simeon_Strangelight]

One day a guy broke a bottle and wanted to fight with me in my own party.

I pulled a sword on him and he was quickly thrown out. Luckily I did not have to decapitate him, because that might have been a bummer for the party.

[Noir]

If he was drunk then forget about it and ignore him.

If it escalates to girls holding you back then nothing will happen and it's just a drama fest. We have hosted multiple private parties to the point where we had a K1 fighter, our friend, be a bouncer to ensure nothing went wrong.

Of course, a 30 person brawl broke out with the bouncer and the house was trashed. Avoid if possible but if someone steps up to you, either disarm them with wit and turn the crowd against them or simply hit them.

Have a crew who have your back and be respected so people don't fuck with you. Sometimes you have to hit someone to be respected.

Pick your battles wisely, your ego vs your social status.

[coverdoc]

(03-01-2018 03:03 AM)Noir Wrote:  

If he was drunk then forget about it and ignore him.

If it escalates to girls holding you back then nothing will happen and it's just a drama fest. We have hosted multiple private parties to the point where we had a K1 fighter, our friend, be a bouncer to ensure nothing went wrong.

Of course, a 30 person brawl broke out with the bouncer and the house was trashed. Avoid if possible but if someone steps up to you, either disarm them with wit and turn the crowd against them or simply hit them.

Have a crew who have your back and be respected so people don't fuck with you. Sometimes you have to hit someone to be respected.

Pick your battles wisely, your ego vs your social status.

I agree. You've run into the quintessential "alpha" of that group. A lot of these types to go to private parties aren't really about that life, but love to portray themselves as some bad ass. In this case, I would have said look bro "we got off on the wrong foot, let's have a drink and go talk to some chicks" If he would have rejected this and kept talking shit, just ignore him UNTIL he get's in your personal space.

From there I usually give them 5 seconds, while my hands are up (no sneak punches allowed) if they don't back off, I'll push them as a friendly gesture to back the fuck up. That usually stops 98% of them. If not, it sounds like you know what to do next. Your well being comes before anybody's personal opinion of you.

-CD

[Montrose]

What about insulting him back? Many people get discouraged when submitted to a deluge of shit.

[Balls_Hang_Low]

Thanks for the replies guys. I think if the same guy tries this shit again ill strike him down. Guy wasn't staggering around or doing foolish shit so he was consciously challenging me. Ill put his ass in place and nobody will ever dare again.

Still would like to hear suggestions for the lil guy who started this whole shit but later gave me a half ass apology.

Friend/foe/indifference?

[roberto]

Only read the first few lines before going to jump in with the go home line. Absolutely gutted that Alpha Romeo got in there before me. In lieu of that, could someone please post the’lookout, we gotta baddass over here’ gif on my behalf? On my phone.

[Latan]

^Drop lil guy, he crossed you and will do it again.
On top of that, being around low T soy boys, lowers your own T.

[Balls_Hang_Low]

Ive been giving this a bit more thought and have come to the conclusion that the guy is either outright crazy or he had a gun or knife. No sane person would pick a fight with an taekwondo master.

Gonna try and find out who this motherfucker is

[birthday cat]

It's not unusual for a drunk guy to pick a fight with the biggest or most alpha looking guy at a bar or party. I've seen it happen many times.

Most of them probably do it because they are insecure and too drunk to realize they are in a losing situation. I'm just guessing but I think some of those idiots probably hate themselves and want to get their ass kicked.

With all due respect I think you are going a little too far with the "no sane person would pick a fight with a taekwondo master". It's been about 25 years since your neighbors in Brazil exposed a lot of martial arts. A taekwondo black belt will probably have a very hard time with a good high school wrestler or a guy who has trained hard at BJJ for one or two years. I've known many taekwondo black belts who would agree with me on this.

The best thing you can do is troll the guy and make him look like an idiot.

[Noir]

I have a mate who is 'little' and he always used to get into fights. A girl once slapped him infront of 10 people and it was hilarious.

At a private party, you slap a smaller person, you look bad. You take shit from them, you look bad.

Disarm with wit/troll but if he steps up, deck him.

[kaotic]

It's Napoleon syndrome - make him look stupid, egg it on, and I like Noir's idea, troll the shit out of him.

It makes you look funny, calm, and makes him look like a raging teeht gnashing eyes wide open troll.

[blck]

(03-01-2018 11:39 AM)Noir Wrote:  

I have a mate who is 'little' and he always used to get into fights. A girl once slapped him infront of 10 people and it was hilarious.

At a private party, you slap a smaller person, you look bad. You take shit from them, you look bad.

Disarm with wit/troll but if he steps up, deck him.

[Ringo]

(03-01-2018 11:05 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  

No sane person would pick a fight with an taekwondo master.

OP is either a troll or delusional.

[RIslander]

(03-01-2018 05:39 PM)Ringo Wrote:  

(03-01-2018 11:05 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  

No sane person would pick a fight with an taekwondo master.

OP is either a troll or delusional.

Taekwondo . That qualifies you at best to cook up a kimchi dish.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Everything you need to know about alpha social interactions can be learned from nature, and if David Attenborough has taught me anything it's that the way to establish male dominance without bloodshed is to fuck the offending male from behind.

Now, the good news is that you don't need to penetrate, or even get undressed. That would be totally gay. The humping motion itself is the psychologically dominant act, but it's important that you hold him down and keep going until he becomes physically compliant. Only then will you have established your status as the dominant male, and entirely without needless violence.

[Suits]

Everyone knows that Taekwondo is a silly sport and does not qualify anyone to win a real fight.

[PapayaTapper]

(03-01-2018 01:29 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  

Hes a guy i know and someone ive had lots of positive actions with before (i also busted raw inside his sister multiple times, bitch swallowed my cum and even ate my ass on demand) but he doesn't know any of that. I digress.

Just ask this guy if he's got a sister too...To be brutally honest she was the only part of this story I cared about

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(03-01-2018 06:34 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Everything you need to know about alpha social interactions can be learned from nature, and if David Attenborough has taught me anything it's that the way to establish male dominance without bloodshed is to fuck the offending male from behind.

Now, the good news is that you don't need to penetrate, or even get undressed. That would be totally gay. The humping motion itself is the psychologically dominant act, but it's important that you hold him down and keep going until he becomes physically compliant. Only then will you have established your status as the dominant male, and entirely without needless violence.

[FastBang King]

You're a pussy. And a reject apparently since you're afraid of losing all your social circle for fighting some random guy

[churros]

(03-01-2018 01:29 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  

Anyways i ask him wtf HeS talking about and then recognize i had indeed given that friendly advice to the lil guy who is a -10/10 and the embodiment of antigame.

Well you learned something OP. Nobody wants your "friendly advice," even if it can help them, unless they asked for it. And even then, criticism hurts, and few can swallow it. This is the real lesson to learn from all this, not whether it's kosher to slap a midget (it's not).

(03-01-2018 11:18 AM)birthday cat Wrote:  

It's been about 25 years since your neighbors in Brazil exposed a lot of martial arts.

Can you elaborate?

[king bast]

(03-01-2018 06:48 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Everyone who has never fought a competent taekwondo practitioner knows that Taekwondo is a silly sport and does not qualify anyone to win a real fight.

Fixed that for you.

It might not be a complete fighting system but headkicks are no joke, and nobody does headkicks better than a taekwondo master.

[Suits]

(03-01-2018 11:24 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(03-01-2018 06:48 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Everyone who has never fought a competent taekwondo practitioner knows that Taekwondo is a silly sport and does not qualify anyone to win a real fight.

Fixed that for you.

It might not be a complete fighting system but headkicks are no joke, and nobody does headkicks better than a taekwondo master.

Everyone knows that real fights don't involve headkicks. Real fights go to the ground in a hurry. Taekwondo is great for people who want to feel cool, but not for serious fighters.

Heck, even boxing is more effective than Taekwondo.

[Roardog]

(03-02-2018 12:02 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-01-2018 11:24 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(03-01-2018 06:48 PM)Suits Wrote:  

Everyone who has never fought a competent taekwondo practitioner knows that Taekwondo is a silly sport and does not qualify anyone to win a real fight.

Fixed that for you.

It might not be a complete fighting system but headkicks are no joke, and nobody does headkicks better than a taekwondo master.

Everyone knows that real fights don't involve headkicks. Real fights go to the ground in a hurry. Taekwondo is great for people who want to feel cool, but not for serious fighters.

Heck, even boxing is more effective than Taekwondo.

^^ Taekwondo is about as useful in a real fight as a rubber knife.