[hedonist]

(01-08-2018 07:58 AM)Jungle Wrote:  

Hey perception_theory, your writing style is hilarious, I enjoyed reading this epic tale, please write more of your adventures

+1! I loved his writing style some hilarious lines in there. I hope he posts more reports!!

(06-01-2017 05:02 PM)perception_theory Wrote:  

The next day i wake up in a good mood,
I take a breakfast at around 12:30 in one of this replica Brooklyn Williamsburg hipster coffee shop (the same are insanely expensive in Paris) just front of my flat, i payed equivalent of 9 euro for a big cappuccino latte, a cherry pie handmade, a little bottle of apple and blueberries juice and a tasty chicken and mushroom quiche.

For some reason this made me LOL from the Kiev post, just seemed so random.

[toni1968]

Are these colombian chicks into bare back sex?

[scrambled]

OP's next trip:

[Sandstorm]

(01-07-2018 04:31 PM)perception_theory Wrote:  

After feeling intense feelings there is often a drop in tension that gives us a moment of lucidity and introspection of our position in this gigantic world

Nice...

[RatInTheWoods]

"a smell of salmon escape from her vagina"

The flowery poetic prose that only a romantic Frenchman could produce!

Bravo and Viva to you my lover of women and adventure. I eagerly await your next field report!

Rattie salutes you!

[Sidney Crosby]

(01-09-2018 05:26 AM)toni1968 Wrote:  

Are these colombian chicks into bare back sex?

There's a reason why they are so many latinos.

[Razors Edge]

(01-07-2018 06:32 PM)Poseidon Wrote:  

(01-07-2018 06:30 PM)Razors Edge Wrote:  

yeah couldn't read all that shit.

Thanks for posting though....a good reminder to avoid Medellin now.

As in, you're going to avoid Medellin based on the content of this post?

Why exactly?

Because i was told it's becoming full of douche bag tourists throwing more and more coin at these sluts...guess it's true.

What's worse then running to the internet to tell the world how many girls they 'pulled.'

Only people who were in Medellin 10 years ago will understand how much the girls attitudes and expectations have changed now.

Each to their own but I'll stick to other cities.

[NonDrifter]

Cool writing style and I enjoyed reading it.

I really get a laugh out of the fishy pussy story, because I been there before. The night is going good, but when that sloot drops her panties, it smells like something died in there.

@Perception theory where are you at now. Back stateside or elsewhere?

@Razor Edge, yeah that seems to happen more and more, unfortunately. Where in Colombia would you go to for a first timer in Colombia?

Then again understanding that sort of behavior doesn't it actually make it easier for you to stand out? Just do the opposite

[Heuristics]

I like the way you write man, the way your form your thoughts is really funny actually, although I suspect your French or that English is not your first language. I enjoyed the whole report. +1 from me.

[hedonist]

(04-02-2019 12:54 PM)NonDrifter Wrote:  

@Perception theory where are you at now. Back stateside or elsewhere?

update def required and more reports needed!!

[Polniy_Sostav]

Nice effort from OP to write such a long post.But you just go somewhere ; to the strip club ; try to fuck a girl ; drink and try the same the next day.
It seems that besides not having any sort of plan ; you also cannot manage your finances .
Weird feeling reading all this. I wish you luck though .

[Heuristics]

(04-02-2019 03:46 PM)Polniy_Sostav Wrote:  

Nice effort from OP to write such a long post.But you just go somewhere ; to the strip club ; try to fuck a girl ; drink and try the same the next day.
It seems that besides not having any sort of plan ; you also cannot manage your finances .
Weird feeling reading all this. I wish you luck though .

The part where he big baller trolled was my favorite. Showing Grimy backpackers the highlife. And all the alcohol too, and the bit about the smell of fish.

[Brazilianguy]

Love OP´s writing style!
Reminds me of a classic travel novel from the beat generation: "On the Road", by Jack Kerouac.

[crudeloyalist]

(01-07-2018 04:31 PM)perception_theory Wrote:  

Despite the fact that she emptied the shower gel in her vagina this did not change anything
the same smell of rotten fish

[RoadTo100]

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

[eradicator]

Probably or some sort of STI. I don't think I'd be banging strippers raw, not unless you are ok with your dick falling off afterwards

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(04-02-2019 07:43 PM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

Eating yogurt regularly, drinking lots of tea (especially lemon tea), water and washing (but not douching) the genital area with a mild soap regularly does wonders. However, none of those will work fast enough to save your date.

[Prince Charming]

(04-02-2019 07:43 PM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

Easy with antibiotics. you should tell the girl to get checked out. often they cant smell it themselves.

[RatInTheWoods]

Dip a tampon in yogurt and slip it up, change 5 times a day.

Gone in 48 hours.

Still would bang with dinger on.

[ManOfTheTimes]

(04-02-2019 07:43 PM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

Pretty much all high notch count and sexually indiscriminate women are going to have BV. It's the cost of doing business, for you and for her, some would say. I'd add that it's nature's way of letting you know who you are dealing with. As I understand it, antibiotics help clear up the issue, but if she continues getting plowed by dudes with "unclean" penises and is not taking care to keep herself clean, the antibiotics lose their effectiveness.

[floridaboiii]

(04-02-2019 07:43 PM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

My ex had this for months. The other dude said they can't smell it and it's true, they don't notice that shit. Anyways I couldn't fuck my ex for months but I didn't want to hurt her feelings and tell her her pussy stank (that woulda hurt her feelings less then me not being able to get a hard on). I think the reason I didn't tell her is because im pretty sure it was my fault banging two girls then her right after in the span of 48 hours.

Anyways I wish I had told her because one day she told me her gyno let her know what was going on, gave her antibiotics and the smell was gone in a couple days.

[Lino]

(04-02-2019 07:43 PM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  

On the subject of stinky pussies — after a similar experience I did some googling and I am pretty sure the girls have this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis

It’s not an STD (since men can’t catch it and spread it), but a bacterial imbalance in the woman’s vagina.

Has anyone known a girl who successfully treated this? Or do you basically have to write them off.

I spent a night with a woman who had this, that was a big turn off, couldn’t touch her anymore after the first bang (to be fair it took me by surprise the first time, I used loads of coconut oil to try to cover the smell).
Afterwards I discussed this with a friend, apparently it’s a disease that gets treated quickly with antibiotics. I wish I knew that earlier, the chick was sexy and I never saw her again because of that smell.

Edit: I see others answered already