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The Men Who Upgraded Their Women Thread
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The Men Who Upgraded Their Women Thread

We've had many, many pages devoted to high status men with ugly wives, so why not showcase men who improved their lot, especially after coming into high status or wealth.

To kick off with, here is Nathan Lyon, Australian cricket spin bowler, with his former de facto wife:

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He's a decent bowler at international level, but he has struck me as a bit of a dork in the quite macho Australian national cricketing culture. I like him, I just always felt he was a bit of an outsider. Good on him for plowing through and refusing to settle with the woman above.

His upgrade:

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Of course, the former partner has now complained to The Daily Mail that she's getting fucked over, despite the fact that Lyon apparently did the "right" thing and ended things with her before finding his blonder pastures.

You see a problem when her mother, presumably in her 50s, looks a lot better than she does:

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When the sexual marketplace realities hit women, they even get flowers delivered to them.

I do have my doubts about where this will go with the blonde and Nathan Lyon. She grew up in Mount Pleasant, a very wealthy area of Perth, and I do not think she's as independently wealthy as The Daily Mail claims (her parents were probably loaded). He may indeed get taken for a ride.

Nevertheless, good on him. It's been a year with the upgrade and he seems to be having fun.

Born Down Under, but I enjoy Slovakian Thunder: http://slovakia.travel/en/nove-zamky
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Very interesting thread, looking forward to it!

My tongue in cheek submission:

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Vladimir Putin




ex-Wife

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Current Girlfriend

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Former UFC heavyweight champ Junior dos Santos:

Ex-wife:
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Upgrade:
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Ex wife


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Current

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- Trump
- Elon Musk
- Newt Gingrich (twice)
- Johnny Depp (Divorce-raped unfortunately)

List goes on.
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Quote: (12-15-2017 07:14 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

Trump...


pheonix500000, you're doing it wrong. [Image: lol.gif]




Ex wife

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Current wife

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My comment on the first post about Nathan Lyon:

It seems to me that under that fat, there might be pretty face. But she is so rotten, that she rather got kicked away instead making herself better.
She could live comfortable life next to professional athlete and raising together their children and be happy untill death ...... only if she made a little effort and started to exercise for few months.
That only little easiest thing she could do was to lift up her fat ass and make a little effort to look better. Which takes maximum 6 months!! Aargh

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Why have just one?

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When you can have many.

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Quote: (12-15-2017 06:19 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

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IMHO, SMV 10. Lucky dog. With that bulb-head of his he'll never keep her but the rental will be soo worth it.
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Too much mascara WNB!!!!!




Quote: (12-15-2017 11:29 AM)questor70 Wrote:  

Quote: (12-15-2017 06:19 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

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IMHO, SMV 10. Lucky dog. With that bulb-head of his he'll never keep her but the rental will be soo worth it.
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Karl Stefanovic is a major SJW-leaning twat on Australian television, which means I am so glad having so many months overseas.

That said, one needs to recognize this worthy upgrade.

His ex-wife:

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The upgrade, his new fiancée:

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Mind you, to get a life with the new gal, Stefanovic handed over millions in his divorce settlement (and the ex-wife is still taking potshots at him from the sidelines).

Born Down Under, but I enjoy Slovakian Thunder: http://slovakia.travel/en/nove-zamky
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Not sure who he was dating before, but this has got to be an upgrade.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...-Maui.html
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Lol I thought that was Harvey Werinstein for a sec.
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Dane Cook? Holy shit dude let himself go. Looks like he's working on it at least.

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Quote: (02-11-2018 01:51 PM)Enoch Wrote:  

Lol I thought that was Harvey Werinstein for a sec.
Dude I thought the same thing when I scrolled down.[Image: troll.gif]

Quote: (12-15-2017 08:17 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

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She is soooooooooo hot in this pic.

Quote: (04-21-2014 04:47 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  
On the cool, she probably had at least one too many tortiillas, but the tetas was mas gorda, comprenede?
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^^^^Yah she is smokin in that photo for sure.

We suffer more in our own minds than we do in reality.
-Seneca
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Is that The Donald, leaning in (beta tell) and mate guarding? Cringey.
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Quote: (02-11-2018 08:27 PM)MMM Wrote:  

Is that The Donald, leaning in (beta tell) and mate guarding? Cringey.

Or he's simultaneously being affectionate to his bitch while marking his territory. But sure, go with the CNN interpretation.
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Quote: (02-11-2018 12:02 PM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

Karl Stefanovic is a major SJW-leaning twat on Australian television, which means I am so glad having so many months overseas.

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Karl Stefanovic is the guy from the morning tv show right? He seemed like the like he was the least beta of the cast. Granted, I only saw a couple of youtube videos.

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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-2/10 WNB
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^ They call it "a style" because they are too lazy to touch it up all the time
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When I come into power they're going in camps.
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Quote: (02-11-2018 08:27 PM)MMM Wrote:  

Is that The Donald, leaning in (beta tell) and mate guarding? Cringey.

I'm all for good body language but I have to say that some of the analysis of body language on this forum goes way too far. It can resemble micro-picking.

By that sort of logic, any time a man gets angry, stressed (often for good reason), or moves his shoulders a centimeter from the perfect upright position, he's a beta.

Born Down Under, but I enjoy Slovakian Thunder: http://slovakia.travel/en/nove-zamky
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Donald was Born into $$$, there never should have been a need for an upgrade, only a trade-in.
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