[HankMoody]

A few weeks ago I met a new plate. She's a friend of a stripper friend. Used to bartend at club but never danced. Whatever, I don't care. We've been hanging out, and she's been sort of dropping hints about how she's open to an LTR, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. On the wrong side of 30, but I'm getting a bit tired hanging out with my little 20 year old tarts.

Today we're out to lunch with a lady-friend of mine. I like to shit test girls by making them hang with my lady friends.

Since I'm a degenerate and funemployed, err self employed, we're all throwing back shots from like 1pm until happy hour.

Then shit gets weird...

Her to my friend: "Check out this picture of my bae."
My friend: "You're bae?"
Her: "Yeah, my boyfriend."
Friend: "What? Your boyfriend? Aren't you and Hank banging?" (my friend is blunt as fuck).
Her: "Oh, I have several boyfriends. They're all in different cities. I don't have a boyfriend in this city."
Friend: "You're polyamorous?"
Her: "No, I just date. I've been dating these boys for years."
Friend: "You get that dick."
Her: "I'd like to be in a real relationship, but I just know it's never going to happen." (Gee, you think?)

So I'm sitting there like "What... the... fuck..." not saying too much, sending emails from my phone and texting.

My friend leaves (now laughing at me via text). Date starts asking me deeper questions like "Have you ever been in love?" and "What are you looking for in a relationship?"

Of course, I pull the "uhh, client just got arrested, and I need to go bail him out of jail, I gotta go ASAP."

She's like "You're going to show up to bail court drunk?" And I'm like "lawyers do it all the time."

"You're not mad at me, or going to slut shame me, right?"
"I would never do that."

I'm not really sure if there is a point to this story, other than this is one I have never experienced.

In some sense, I give her credit, because most women lie about the "friends" they bang on the regular. At least she's open about it.

But for some reason, this made me completely lose interest.

[Going strong]

So the "polyamorous" slut is a shameless and self-avowed slut but doesn't want to be slut shamed? What exactly does she want or expect? To be respected and worshiped as a slut?

[HankMoody]

(11-01-2017 08:48 PM)Going strong Wrote:  

So the "polyamorous" slut is a shameless and self-avowed slut but doesn't want to be slut shamed? What exactly does she want or expect? To be respected and worshiped as a slut?

I'm sitting there thinking... "Wow, you're quite the catch... I'm sure high quality men are just dying to wife you up."



Props to my friend - she's so good at getting people to come out of their shell. I should take her on every date.

[ProGambler]

I saw a couple of fags arse slapping and lying over each other stretching in the gym today. The social rot is just beginning. It will get much much worse when people properly lose their minds.

[Steelex]

Well hey bang her out. What's the problem?

[HankMoody]

(11-01-2017 09:34 PM)Steelex Wrote:  

Well hey bang her out. What's the problem?

It was just weird. You're talking to me about a potential LTR, and then you're showing my lady-friends pictures of your other baes in front of me?

I'm pretty open minded, but what the fuck? Can't you two talk about dicks in private, and not while I'm trying to eat my salad and down whiskey?

Is this really what it's come to?

[Mercenary]

Hank, i know you have a high rep and all, but can you please work on your thread titles.
Recently, they have turned into clickbait titles with not even a hint of description of what the thread is about.

Like this one from last September:

This actually worked...

[HankMoody]

(11-01-2017 10:00 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  

Hank, i know you have a high rep and all, but can you please work on your thread titles.
Recently, they have turned into clickbait titles with not even a hint of description of what the thread is about.

Like this one from last September:

This actually worked...

What would you have called this thread? I didn't know what else to call it.

I'd take another stab at it, but I can't edit it now.

The last few threads I've done were simpler topics - "Girls Who Smoke" "Girls Who Own Dogs", etc. I don't really have much of a description for this one. "Girls who have boyfriends, but want LTRs and fuck other guys on the side"...?

[RatInTheWoods]

Nothing more startling and confusing as to see a woman's dual sexual strategy so shamelessly promoted right in front of your eyes.

[General Stalin]

Hoes who are upfront about their hoeing. Some broads have zero shame in their game and have drank the koolade that they should proud of their "sexploration"

I agree I could care less if some chick I'm hooking up with has been gangbanged by the whole Arizona Diamondbacks locker room; I just don't want to hear about it or have her brag about it publicly right in front of my face. Gross.

Be a slut but have a little couth and discretion

[Suits]

So you created this thread to register your shock that women engage in casual sex and sometimes do the unthinkable and even have different sex partners at the same time?

[PapayaTapper]

(11-01-2017 08:25 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

A few weeks ago I met a new plate. She's a friend of a stripper friend. Used to bartend at club but never danced. Whatever, I don't care. We've been hanging out, and she's been sort of dropping hints about how she's open to an LTR, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. On the wrong side of 30, but I'm getting a bit tired hanging out with my little 20 year old tarts.

[Elster]

Couldn't it have been some deliberate shit test, way of repelling you. Etc?
Did she pay for her own meal?

[TooFineAPoint]

(11-02-2017 12:32 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Hoes who are upfront about their hoeing. Some broads have zero shame in their game and have drank the koolade that they should proud of their "sexploration"

I agree I could care less if some chick I'm hooking up with has been gangbanged by the whole Arizona Diamondbacks locker room; I just don't want to hear about it or have her brag about it publicly right in front of my face. Gross.

Be a slut but have a little couth and discretion

Women raised to be like men actually expect a high five when they tell their current sex partners about their past/other sex partners, because they believe getting laid as a woman is the same level of accomplishment as getting laid as a man.

There is an exchange from the excellent comedy Made that comes to mind:

RICKY
Where's the place tonight... You know, nightlife?

BELLHOP
Oh, uh, women?

RICKY
Yeah, women. If I was a fag I could get laid on the subway.

[Cumlluminates]

(11-02-2017 12:31 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

Nothing more startling and confusing as to see a woman's dual sexual strategy so shamelessly promoted right in front of your eyes.

Practically every 1/5 young female profiles I see on OkCupid (I'm currently a Mod at the site), says that they're polyamorous on their profile. I guess at least they're being upfront about their sluttiness for the whole world to see. But of course, they still want you to offer them the moon and the stars to sweep them off their feet. Just another pump and dump candidate to me. LTR, hell no!

[N°6]

The other side of the coin is that a young women do not need to be particularly special to serial-date or to "spin plates". The SEXUAL market place makes young women rich clients and men as contractors. In the RELATIONSHIP marketplace, men who are on average 20% higher in status than the average women are the clients and she is struggling to find such a man.

However a third market is forming called "polyamory" which is a term adopted from the gay deathstyle. Show me a woman under 30 who is polyamorous and I will show you polygyny and metropolitan male thirst.

[El Padrone]

Sluts have a right to be respected and supported. They should be able to come out w/o being judged. They are good for the mental health of many men and make very important contributions to our economy, military, medicine(admitedlly as cadavers and living petri dishes) and many other areas. Without sluts, life would be a dull overcast weariness. Appreciate the slut in your life today, they won't be there forever.

[Noir]

Single and over 30 is the primary red flag. No surprises here!

[not_dead_yet]

(11-01-2017 09:58 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Can't you two talk about dicks in private, and not while I'm trying to eat my salad and down whiskey?

Something just wrong about whiskey and salad. Like doing curls with one arm and smoking with the other one.

[Cumlluminates]

(11-02-2017 04:25 AM)El Padrone Wrote:  

Sluts have a right to be respected and supported. They should be able to come out w/o being judged. They are good for the mental health of many men and make very important contributions to our economy, military, medicine(admitedlly as cadavers and living petri dishes) and many other areas. Without sluts, life would be a dull overcast weariness. Appreciate the slut in your life today, they won't be there forever.

Thank goodness, next...

[Remington]

(11-02-2017 04:36 AM)Noir Wrote:  

Single and over 30 is the primary red flag. No surprises here!

Damn right. If you meet a single woman over the age of 30, just know they are single for a reason. Usually bat shit crazy.

Wrote a few months ago about a woman I took out who was in her early 30s. Very attractive girl. First time we went out, she had a little too much wine and ended up crying. Should have gotten rid of her that day, however, since she got drunk, I just assumed she was just out of her element. So I gave her another chance out of the goodness of my heart.

However, the next date, we went out with a bunch of my friends and she ended up drinking too much, and started crying and saying some very bizarre things. She also started yelling at me for no reason. So, I packed her ass in an uber, told the driver to take her far away, and deleted her number.

Chick was insane. Won't go on a date with a woman that old for a very long time. Shit was crazy.

[Ringo]

(11-01-2017 08:25 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

"You're not mad at me, or going to slut shame me, right?"
"I would never do that."

Outside:


Inside:


*deletes number*

[Dalaran1991]

When I saw the title I was thinking "what's with all these newbies posting with ... like a fucking girl?"

Then I saw who the author was and realize Hank must be letting his frustrated PA girl use his phone / computer again.

[Steelex]

(11-01-2017 09:58 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

(11-01-2017 09:34 PM)Steelex Wrote:  

Well hey bang her out. What's the problem?

It was just weird. You're talking to me about a potential LTR, and then you're showing my lady-friends pictures of your other baes in front of me?

I'm pretty open minded, but what the fuck? Can't you two talk about dicks in private, and not while I'm trying to eat my salad and down whiskey?

Is this really what it's come to?

LTR? Are you serious?

Bro you should be thanking your lucky stars that she showed her colours early and that you didn't fuck up and put a bun in her oven or get cucked.

You dodged a bullet. Hos are gonna be hos.

[Vill@in]

(11-01-2017 08:25 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Then shit gets weird...

Her to my friend: "Check out this picture of my bae."

You should have got up right after this word left her mouth.

Bae.

What the fuck is up with this 'word'? Can we just eliminate it from the English language?

Just call me a fuckboi and be done with it.