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08-11-2017, 09:10 PM
Thought this could be a funny lighthearted thread idea. Post a game scenario, and the poster below replies with the most cringe inducing awful reply, as well as a scenario for the next person.
I'll start:
Game scenario: Next day text to a girl you just banged
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08-12-2017, 02:24 AM
Strong start, except you forgot to give a scenario.
I'll just keep going
Reply: "Thanks for sucking the crabs off me! Lol jk!"
Scenario: Moment after the first kiss
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08-12-2017, 03:17 AM
"You kiss almost as good as my cousin."
Scenario: You approach a girl with her family having a picnic in the park.
"Their emotional waves will swamp you if you're just quietly-floating, so you need to learn to surf." -
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08-12-2017, 04:01 AM
Forgot to give the next scenario.
Here's one: You run into a girl you always wanted to bang in high school. Your SMV has increased by a notch while hers has decreased by same putting you on even terms.
The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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The bad game thread
08-12-2017, 04:12 AM
Quote: (08-12-2017 04:01 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:
You run into a girl you always wanted to bang in high school. Your SMV has increased by a notch while hers has decreased by same putting you on even terms.
I've always thought you were beautiful and would smell you hair in class. You still look amazing.
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08-12-2017, 08:11 AM
I'll bite, since we need a scenario:
You're out on a date with a prospect, but your getting IOIs from another chick.
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08-12-2017, 11:57 AM
^ Are you as much of a dead root as the old bird in that coffin?
You see a cute Asian girl but are getting a slight shemale vibe. No man hands in sight though. Scenario for a friend.
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08-13-2017, 03:00 AM
"My mistake. You have a strong resemblance to Kim Jong Un. Come back to my place and I'll show you how far I can launch my missiles from my rocket pad."
Scenario: You see a girl you like walk into the ladies room.
"Their emotional waves will swamp you if you're just quietly-floating, so you need to learn to surf." -
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08-15-2017, 04:22 AM
"American women are so entitled. I plan to move to Russia where my rich American game will help me bang lots of 10s".
You're buying Aspirin. The married chemist is making you horny.
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08-15-2017, 05:24 AM
*pop pill from packet and hold it out to her*
"Here, for your headache"
"What? I don't have a headache??"
"Good. Let's Fuck"
WB between 2 fatties in a bar.
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