[Iso]

You at a bar with a girl and the girl asks "whats your type of girl?" how do you answer?

I usually look in her the eyes and say the exact opposite of her: Tall, Blonde, blue eyes, etc. You have to exaggerate so the girl understands that you are joking by saying the opposite traits.

[Mufasa]

Doesnt even matter, if she's talking to me about attraction I've got her ass

[kaotic]

You don't have to- you don't need to give them a type.

Albeit, it's funny when you tease a girl who has the opposite traits of what's in front of you.


I got asked this last night, it was asked because I told her I hooked up with a volleyball player who was taller than I was.

(If it a bar) "Obviously we wouldn't be talking if we weren't semi attracted to eachother (even this sells her she's attracted to you)

I flat out said I don't have a specific type, obviously attraction is necessary, but what comes out of her mouth is way more important in the end.

-How you treat me
-How you treat others
-How you treat people in the service industry


She was very surprised and impressed by my answer.

That's if you want to blow her out of the water and nip those kind of questions.


Teasing is the best way to go.

[Vicious]

Blonde.
Dumb.
Big tits.

Dead pan delivery.

[chitown72]

"I'm an equal opportunity dater. I don't descriminate..."

[CJM]

"Hot knows no specific colour, shape, height, etc. If a girl makes me do a double take, that's my type"

[realologist]

I'm with kaotic go opposite on her. She's a pale, blonde with piercing blue eyes. "I like dark skinned black chicks with deep brown eyes that you can get lost in. The all-american girl look is so generic and boring."

Basically apply this to the opposite of whatever chick is Infront of you. You can do this with personality traits.

[RustyShackleford]

It's a good system to start out with. Whenever I am with a white girl, I often let it slip I like asian girls.

Girl is short? My favorite are tall girls. Girl is busty? My favorite are skinny girls.

They will do the mental gymnastics forever. I remember I was drunk one night (blitzed by last call) and I got this gorgeous russian who was with her friend. I don't remember how I approached (or many other details of that night) but I will remember after fucking her for the first time she rolled over and looked me in the eyes.

"what's special about me? You told me your favorite girls are all Asian"

[miggyme1]

i usually say, "im talking to her, now bang me"

[wi30]

(07-26-2017 11:14 AM)Iso Wrote:  

You at a bar with a girl and the girl asks "whats your type of girl?" how do you answer?

I usually look in her the eyes and say the exact opposite of her: Tall, Blonde, blue eyes, etc. You have to exaggerate so the girl understands that you are joking by saying the opposite traits.

"The type that swallows."

[ksbms]

(07-26-2017 11:14 AM)Iso Wrote:  

You at a bar with a girl and the girl asks "whats your type of girl?" how do you answer?

- With a pulse.

[LeoneVolpe]

Here's what I usually say:

"I don't really have a physical type, but I know what I like when I see it," and give her something of a shit eating grin while making direct eye contact.

Certainly sounds better than saying:

"Two tits, a hole and a heartbeat."

[Repo]

(07-26-2017 03:00 PM)realologist Wrote:  

I'm with kaotic go opposite on her. She's a pale, blonde with piercing blue eyes. "I like dark skinned black chicks with deep brown eyes that you can get lost in. The all-american girl look is so generic and boring."

Basically apply this to the opposite of whatever chick is Infront of you. You can do this with personality traits.

I do something similar. Tell them its about personality like kaotic said, then describe a few beatiful exs who look nothing like her and mention again how their personalities were the key, not their looks. Get that hamster spinning.

[RatInTheWoods]

(07-26-2017 07:46 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

(07-26-2017 11:14 AM)Iso Wrote:  

You at a bar with a girl and the girl asks "whats your type of girl?" how do you answer?

- With a pulse.

Beat me to it. This one is good for a laugh.

[Rush87]

I don't have a type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.