[Enigma]

There's a story about this chick in the news. I don't really know what it's about or have any opinion on it. I just needed an excuse to make this thread.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/4074618/p...ress-code/

Quote:

Social media star Paige is famed for her tantalising photos.

They show her wearing low cut tops and skimpy shorts as she biffs away drives and splashes some bunker shots.

Spiranac does not have a spot on the LPGA Tour but she recently spoke out about their decision to bring in new guidelines, which includes no leggings unless under a skirt or short and no jogging bottoms.

She wrote in Fortune: “Blah blah blah

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah boobs blah blah blah

“Blah blah you're not listening blah blah blah blah"

Would Play from the Rough

[realologist]

WPAH(Would Play All Holes)

Now that that out of the way. This chick is an attention whore and likely isn't good enough to make the LPGA. If she was even close she would be a marketing dream with how hot she is.

[Sumanguru]

Hmm. I wonder why all these women complaining about the LGPA's restrictive dress code weren't as loud and vocal and supportive of personal freedom when the NBA imposed their dress code. Or some NFL teams.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000...-violation

Quote:

Newton confirmed reports that his benching was due to him not wearing a tie.

"I didn't follow dress code and coach told me that I wasn't going to start," Newton said.

...

When asked if he felt he was dressed appropriately, Newton had this to say:

"If coach doesn't feel like I was dressed appropriately, then I wasn't."

[Rush87]

[John Michael Kane]

Cute face plus huge melons = 1m Instagram followers. That's about all there is to the story. Nobody cares about her golf acumen.

[Speculation]

WB

Pity she can't play. Would be nice to have another Anna Kournikova to watch.

[Going strong]

WGFW Would Give (Fairway) Wood

[tarquin]

She can give me a handy(cap).

[El Chinito loco]

With knockers and an ass like that she could talk with grunts and cartoon word bubbles up until she hits the wall and I doubt anyone would notice.

[The Beast1]

She has a hot body, but what's up with her face? Boner unsure but probably wouldn't mind with the lights off.

[eradicator]

Shit, she could make a lot of money in Dubai.

[Rush87]

(07-23-2017 07:25 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

She has a hot body, but what's up with her face? Boner unsure but probably wouldn't mind with the lights off.

[AnonymousBosch]

^ The danger with her is that you'd take less strokes than usual.

Isn't it odd how women never want downtime from attention-whoring? I mean, she can throw up a lingerie shot and I'm all Christian Bale - along with thousands more men - so why does she feel the need to also do it on the golf course? We live in an age of Social Media and Unprecedented Connectivity, Toots. The men will already by trying to follow you off the course to see you in Dubai put-the-poo-in-the-smoo Mode without even having to be told. Will it really kill you to not flaunt your admittedly-awesome norks for a couple of hours?

[Paracelsus]

Skipped all of OP's text, went straight to photos.

High chance of fake tits, but like the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California, everything's in the right proportions. WD (Would Drive)

[AnonymousBosch]

She could easily rock the long golf skirt / sweater combo, and drive me nuts.



Mystery and intrigue is part of the Lost Art of Girl Game.

[PapayaTapper]

(07-23-2017 08:09 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Will it really kill you to not flaunt your admittedly-awesome norks for a couple of hours?

Yeah...Probably

[ivansirko]

(07-23-2017 06:04 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

She wrote in Fortune: “Blah blah blah

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah boobs blah blah blah

“Blah blah you're not listening blah blah blah blah"

[ivansirko]

She's gotta be thinking in this one.....right?

[RexImperator]

Quote:

Shit, she could make a lot of money in Dubai

She has an Emirates T-shirt...

[Gmac]

WB

[Cattle Rustler]

Would raw dog until my dick falls off and impregnate her.

Kids will have guaranteed looks and athletic skill.

[eradicator]

(07-23-2017 09:12 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

Would raw dog until my dick falls off and impregnate her.

Kids will have guaranteed looks

Fixed that for you

[Suits]

Would T-off without protection.

[eL-JJ]

[Chowder Head]

A couple of weeks ago, she was playing in a celebrity tournament with Curry, Rodgers, and Timberlake. I thought to myself, if she's a pro -- shouldn't she be playing in a LPGA game this weekend? She was put on this earth not to play golf but to get BANGED HARD! WBFASWGCWID (would bang ferociously and spectators would golf clap when I'm done).

PS I can't wait for Atlanta Man to see this broad.