I’ve been lurking on the RVF for a while now and thought it was about time I try giving something back. Don’t really consider myself a player or too much into game, but I do like to travel as much as possible and obviously tap the local talent while visiting a new place. My idea was to whip up a datasheet about a city I’ve lived in and know well, but given that my Lithuanian adventure is still fresh in my mind I decided to go for a flag-capturing mission instead. Hopefully you find this datasheet useful, and if so, let me know and I’ll try writing up more datasheets from other cities I’m far more knowledgeable about.
Introduction
I was in Vilnius for ten days in summer 2017. Unfortunately, I got food poisoning for part of my stay, so wasn’t able to go out as much as I had planned originally. Having said that, you really don’t need much time to familiarise yourself with the city and its women. A ten-day stint with two weekends is more than enough.
Logistics
You can reach Vilnius from pretty much every European capital on a cheap flight (Ryanair for the Brits, Germans and Italians; Small Planet Air for the Meds and Wizz Air for everyone else). Hotels are cheap and plentiful, but you really want a flat in/or around the Old Town to maximize your chances of capturing that sweet Lithuanian flag. Before flying in I considered buying a travel card for the public transportation, but this is entirely unnecessary. The place is small enough you can walk everywhere.
Vibe
Given its small size Vilnius has a rather cosy, welcoming vibe. The Old Town is certainly charming, but step out and you’ll immediately be reminded that this place is part of the FSU. Although reserved and a bit cold at first (as you would expect in these latitudes) people could be described as friendly and open to foreigners. There’s not much to do during the day, but if you are happy to sit around with a drink watching the world go by, this place provides some suitable eye candy. Speaking of which…
Women
I’ve read the other posts on the country, as well as Roosh’s Bang Lithuania, and I don’t entirely agree with the “shampoo commercial” hype. Yes, Lithuanian girls have nice hair and they grow it long, but unless you’re coming from the feminazi paradise of Copenhagen or the disgusting hipster enclaves in the Anglo world, it really is nothing to crow about.
Having said that, Lithuanian chicks do have beautiful hair and generally beautiful facial features as well. They are mostly in shape, with only a small minority in the overweight category. Obesity among young women is almost non-existent. The only serious drawback, for me at least, is that they seldom have any curves. Breast sizes range from A-C cups, which for a boobs guy like myself is very disappointing. Those of you who are into asses will fare no better. Lithuania is simply not a place where you’ll find much curves.
I also disagree with Roosh that “the most dominant hair color is blonde”. Sure, you do see loads of dyed blondes walking around, but if that were the only metric half of American women would be considered blonde too. My own subjective appraisal is: brunettes (55%), blondes (35%), black (5%), red (4%), other (1%). I must point out for all those ging-ming pervs out there, that that is a quite a decent percentage for anywhere outside the British isles. Overall in terms of looks, I would say that they are a good mix between Polish, Russian and Scandi girls.
Nightlife
As mentioned earlier, I got food poisoning for part of my trip so I didn’t go out as much as I had originally intended. Also, I managed to capture my Lithuanian flag within the first 72 hours, and it developed into a mini-relationship, so I didn’t have as much time to venture out solo in recce missions. Before I go on to specific spots, I should mention that Vilnius is strictly a Friday to Saturday night affair. Some places are open Thursday, but you’re unlikely to find much of a scene. Any other day there is hardly a place to drink past 11pm.
Pabo Latino (club): This is hook-up central for Lithuanian chicks on the prowl for foreigners. It has a couple of bars, dance and sit-down areas, as well as a terrace, spread over two floors. The crowd is up for a good time and you really should have no problem scoring that Lithuanian flag in here. Crowd is mostly mid-20s to early-30s. It advertises itself as a Latino-themed place, but really, this is the Baltics and you can probably count the Latinos in Vilnius with one hand.
Salento (club): A slightly trashier version of Pabo Latino. Actually, if you can’t manage to score here, you really should book a flight to Thailand or the Philippines and don’t come back until you grow a pair. One of the Lithuanians chicks I banged said that she hates it, as its full of local girls trying to land a rich foreigner. Enough said.
Mojo Lounge (club): At the end of Vokiečių gatve, which is in itself a great place for day gaming. The gold diggers you’ll find here are decidedly of an entirely different class. Be ready to make it rain or don’t even bother showing up. Dumb tourists are unlikely to make it past face control, but once inside you are in for a treat. I went in with an Amazonian blonde (whom I couldn’t bang) that fitted in swimmingly with the rest of the 8s and 9s on display. If you have what it takes, this is the place to go.
Distilerija (bar): On a prime corner on Vilnius gatve, this became my favourite drinking den and a great place to escape the tourists and mix with the locals. A more upscale crowd and hardly a foreigner on site, so if you’re rolling solo it could pose some challenge, but the quality is indisputably better than at the clubs.
Alchemikas (bar): Just up the road from Distilerija, good cocktail bar with a crowd that appreciates such things. You will need seriously good game to land anything here, but it’s a great place to start the night with a prospective 8 or 7.
Wall Street (rest/bar): Another good place to start the night on Vilnius gatve. A bit OTT, with a faux-Wall Street theme, but decent food and good liquor selection. Take the girls you couldn’t bang the first night off PL or Salento here and they’ll be putty in your hands. There’s also a waitress there whom I still fantasise about, exquisite boobs and a fuck-me look that still makes me hard just thinking about her.
Sprotai (bar): Local dive bar, open most days of the week. Incredibly cheap liquor. I think I got wrecked here under a tenner. On the edge of the Old Town and definitely a local spot where your foreign status can go either terribly wrong or incredibly right. Buy everyone a round of shots and hope for the best.
Terasas (bar): Not the name of an actual place, but a type of place very common in Vilnius. Basically, an outside bar ideal to soak in the sights of the summer. Located all over the Old Town, my favourites are on Vokiečių gatve, where you’ll find plenty of yummy mummies and younger little princesses trying to avoid looking bored from life. Approachability is surprisingly good.
I managed to check out a couple of other spots while in town, but can no longer recall their names. Keep it simple and head for Vilnius gatve where you’ll find plenty of choice. Either PL or Solento should be your first port of call. Once you’ve taken your flag, you can explore a bit. I never ventured out of Old Town, but from the chicks I talked to it seems that the outer areas might provide some interesting opportunities, especially for day gaming in malls (if you’re into that sort of thing).
Flag Acquisition Feasibility
Before setting off, I didn’t have high hopes for a quick bang and hence the 10-day investment. The flag fell in less than 72hours, but it did require two dates (the last of which began at my flat, so I reckon I could have pushed for an earlier bang, but ultimately glad I did not). In total there were four bangs, two Lithuanians, one Polish and one Finn. The last two were opportunistic and required little effort. The first two did involve some work, but less than anticipated.
With regards to the local talent that can be easily tapped, I agree completely with Roosh that 6 seems to be the cut-off for most foreign dudes. I managed to land a Lithuanian 7 and a 6, but this in no way should suggest typical results for the average RVF reader. I probably just got lucky. On the other hand, I don’t generally have too much difficulty accessing the top shelf if I put in the effort. Overall, I think a Lithuanian 6 is doable for most guys and is a perfectly respectable result, especially if you come from an Anglo country where that Lithuanian 6 is more like an American or British 7.5/8. If you’re used to EE or FSU levels, that Lithuanian 6 might not be worth the trouble, but in the end a flag is flag.
Introduction
I was in Vilnius for ten days in summer 2017. Unfortunately, I got food poisoning for part of my stay, so wasn’t able to go out as much as I had planned originally. Having said that, you really don’t need much time to familiarise yourself with the city and its women. A ten-day stint with two weekends is more than enough.
Logistics
You can reach Vilnius from pretty much every European capital on a cheap flight (Ryanair for the Brits, Germans and Italians; Small Planet Air for the Meds and Wizz Air for everyone else). Hotels are cheap and plentiful, but you really want a flat in/or around the Old Town to maximize your chances of capturing that sweet Lithuanian flag. Before flying in I considered buying a travel card for the public transportation, but this is entirely unnecessary. The place is small enough you can walk everywhere.
Vibe
Given its small size Vilnius has a rather cosy, welcoming vibe. The Old Town is certainly charming, but step out and you’ll immediately be reminded that this place is part of the FSU. Although reserved and a bit cold at first (as you would expect in these latitudes) people could be described as friendly and open to foreigners. There’s not much to do during the day, but if you are happy to sit around with a drink watching the world go by, this place provides some suitable eye candy. Speaking of which…
Women
I’ve read the other posts on the country, as well as Roosh’s Bang Lithuania, and I don’t entirely agree with the “shampoo commercial” hype. Yes, Lithuanian girls have nice hair and they grow it long, but unless you’re coming from the feminazi paradise of Copenhagen or the disgusting hipster enclaves in the Anglo world, it really is nothing to crow about.
Having said that, Lithuanian chicks do have beautiful hair and generally beautiful facial features as well. They are mostly in shape, with only a small minority in the overweight category. Obesity among young women is almost non-existent. The only serious drawback, for me at least, is that they seldom have any curves. Breast sizes range from A-C cups, which for a boobs guy like myself is very disappointing. Those of you who are into asses will fare no better. Lithuania is simply not a place where you’ll find much curves.
I also disagree with Roosh that “the most dominant hair color is blonde”. Sure, you do see loads of dyed blondes walking around, but if that were the only metric half of American women would be considered blonde too. My own subjective appraisal is: brunettes (55%), blondes (35%), black (5%), red (4%), other (1%). I must point out for all those ging-ming pervs out there, that that is a quite a decent percentage for anywhere outside the British isles. Overall in terms of looks, I would say that they are a good mix between Polish, Russian and Scandi girls.
Nightlife
As mentioned earlier, I got food poisoning for part of my trip so I didn’t go out as much as I had originally intended. Also, I managed to capture my Lithuanian flag within the first 72 hours, and it developed into a mini-relationship, so I didn’t have as much time to venture out solo in recce missions. Before I go on to specific spots, I should mention that Vilnius is strictly a Friday to Saturday night affair. Some places are open Thursday, but you’re unlikely to find much of a scene. Any other day there is hardly a place to drink past 11pm.
Pabo Latino (club): This is hook-up central for Lithuanian chicks on the prowl for foreigners. It has a couple of bars, dance and sit-down areas, as well as a terrace, spread over two floors. The crowd is up for a good time and you really should have no problem scoring that Lithuanian flag in here. Crowd is mostly mid-20s to early-30s. It advertises itself as a Latino-themed place, but really, this is the Baltics and you can probably count the Latinos in Vilnius with one hand.
Salento (club): A slightly trashier version of Pabo Latino. Actually, if you can’t manage to score here, you really should book a flight to Thailand or the Philippines and don’t come back until you grow a pair. One of the Lithuanians chicks I banged said that she hates it, as its full of local girls trying to land a rich foreigner. Enough said.
Mojo Lounge (club): At the end of Vokiečių gatve, which is in itself a great place for day gaming. The gold diggers you’ll find here are decidedly of an entirely different class. Be ready to make it rain or don’t even bother showing up. Dumb tourists are unlikely to make it past face control, but once inside you are in for a treat. I went in with an Amazonian blonde (whom I couldn’t bang) that fitted in swimmingly with the rest of the 8s and 9s on display. If you have what it takes, this is the place to go.
Distilerija (bar): On a prime corner on Vilnius gatve, this became my favourite drinking den and a great place to escape the tourists and mix with the locals. A more upscale crowd and hardly a foreigner on site, so if you’re rolling solo it could pose some challenge, but the quality is indisputably better than at the clubs.
Alchemikas (bar): Just up the road from Distilerija, good cocktail bar with a crowd that appreciates such things. You will need seriously good game to land anything here, but it’s a great place to start the night with a prospective 8 or 7.
Wall Street (rest/bar): Another good place to start the night on Vilnius gatve. A bit OTT, with a faux-Wall Street theme, but decent food and good liquor selection. Take the girls you couldn’t bang the first night off PL or Salento here and they’ll be putty in your hands. There’s also a waitress there whom I still fantasise about, exquisite boobs and a fuck-me look that still makes me hard just thinking about her.
Sprotai (bar): Local dive bar, open most days of the week. Incredibly cheap liquor. I think I got wrecked here under a tenner. On the edge of the Old Town and definitely a local spot where your foreign status can go either terribly wrong or incredibly right. Buy everyone a round of shots and hope for the best.
Terasas (bar): Not the name of an actual place, but a type of place very common in Vilnius. Basically, an outside bar ideal to soak in the sights of the summer. Located all over the Old Town, my favourites are on Vokiečių gatve, where you’ll find plenty of yummy mummies and younger little princesses trying to avoid looking bored from life. Approachability is surprisingly good.
I managed to check out a couple of other spots while in town, but can no longer recall their names. Keep it simple and head for Vilnius gatve where you’ll find plenty of choice. Either PL or Solento should be your first port of call. Once you’ve taken your flag, you can explore a bit. I never ventured out of Old Town, but from the chicks I talked to it seems that the outer areas might provide some interesting opportunities, especially for day gaming in malls (if you’re into that sort of thing).
Flag Acquisition Feasibility
Before setting off, I didn’t have high hopes for a quick bang and hence the 10-day investment. The flag fell in less than 72hours, but it did require two dates (the last of which began at my flat, so I reckon I could have pushed for an earlier bang, but ultimately glad I did not). In total there were four bangs, two Lithuanians, one Polish and one Finn. The last two were opportunistic and required little effort. The first two did involve some work, but less than anticipated.
With regards to the local talent that can be easily tapped, I agree completely with Roosh that 6 seems to be the cut-off for most foreign dudes. I managed to land a Lithuanian 7 and a 6, but this in no way should suggest typical results for the average RVF reader. I probably just got lucky. On the other hand, I don’t generally have too much difficulty accessing the top shelf if I put in the effort. Overall, I think a Lithuanian 6 is doable for most guys and is a perfectly respectable result, especially if you come from an Anglo country where that Lithuanian 6 is more like an American or British 7.5/8. If you’re used to EE or FSU levels, that Lithuanian 6 might not be worth the trouble, but in the end a flag is flag.
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