[RatInTheWoods]

Not my cup of tea.

Not the kinda girl you'd take home to meet momma?

[Dusty]

[Jungle]

(03-01-2017 10:55 AM)Hypno Wrote:  

I get nothing out of it but a chick with really bad breath afterwards.

if you try this out, make sure to have some Listerine handy. you don't want her using YOUR toothbrush.

Hahaha ^ agreed

I have no desire at all to receive or give a rimjob, it's straight-up putrid hahahah

[questor70]

(03-01-2017 10:15 AM)frenchcorporation Wrote:  

Caligula ain't got nothin' on today's decadence.

[Repo]

Let me tell you, we have a thread about making a girl love you by eating her booty, but to get a girl to really love you, she has to eat yours.

As we all know, deep down women want to be submissive and worship their man, and have a man they will do anything for. Also, we know that just like us, women are disgusting creatures who love to get nasty and primal. Combine her worshipping you and her getting nasty, and what do you get? Thats right, her eating your booty.

Here's a data sheet for how I do it.

When she first starts blowing you, put her on her knees while you stand, putting her in a submissive stance. Let her do her thing for a bit, and progressively facefuck her harder. Then tell her to lick your balls. While she does this, thwap your dick on her forehead. Rub your balls on her tongue while your dick rubs on her forehead. Tell her to stick her tongue out, then thwap your dick on it, and grab her head to start licking your balls again.

Now its time to turn things up.

Pull your balls out her mouth and bend over like your going to kiss her. Don't kiss her. Spit in her mouth, then shove your dick back in. Tell her to make it extra wet, and switch between facefucking her and spitting in her mouth till saliva bubbles are all over her face. You can even spit on her face. Or my favorite, fuck her mouth with your fingers, then pull out some saliva with your hand and rub it on her face like she is your dirty whore. Once your dick is completely covered in saliva, put her hand on it to start jerking it, then grab her by the back of her neck and make her eat the booty. Pull her in and out, like she is tongue fucking you (no homo). Pull her out all the way just so you can spit in her face again and thwap your dick on her forehead hard as shit, then pull her back in.

After this, fuck her from behind pushing her nasty ass face (hehe) into the bed. Don't let her look at you till you cum.

And that is how to fuck her like no beta ever has. Make her the dirty little whore she secretly wants to be. Then tell her to make you a sandwich.

Also sidenote. My research indicates there is a very strong correlation betweeb girls who like eating ass and girls who like eating pussy, so when she licks your ass bells should be going off that she has threesome potential.

[kosko]

(03-01-2017 09:29 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Let me tell you, we have a thread about making a girl love you by eating her booty, but to get a girl to really love you, she has to eat yours.

As we all know, deep down women want to be submissive and worship their man, and have a man they will do anything for. Also, we know that just like us, women are disgusting creatures who love to get nasty and primal. Combine her worshipping you and her getting nasty, and what do you get? Thats right, her eating your booty.

Here's a data sheet for how I do it.

When she first starts blowing you, put her on her knees while you stand, putting her in a submissive stance. Let her do her thing for a bit, and progressively facefuck her harder. Then tell her to lick your balls. While she does this, thwap your dick on her forehead. Rub your balls on her tongue while your dick rubs on her forehead. Tell her to stick her tongue out, then thwap your dick on it, and grab her head to start licking your balls again.

Now its time to turn things up.

Pull your balls out her mouth and bend over like your going to kiss her. Don't kiss her. Spit in her mouth, then shove your dick back in. Tell her to make it extra wet, and switch between facefucking her and spitting in her mouth till saliva bubbles are all over her face. You can even spit on her face. Or my favorite, fuck her mouth with your fingers, then pull out some saliva with your hand and rub it on her face like she is your dirty whore. Once your dick is completely covered in saliva, put her hand on it to start jerking it, then grab her by the back of her neck and make her eat the booty. Pull her in and out, like she is tongue fucking you (no homo). Pull her out all the way just so you can spit in her face again and thwap your dick on her forehead hard as shit, then pull her back in.

After this, fuck her from behind pushing her nasty ass face (hehe) into the bed. Don't let her look at you till you cum.

And that is how to fuck her like no beta ever has. Make her the dirty little whore she secretly wants to be. Then tell her to make you a sandwich.

Also sidenote. My research indicates there is a very strong correlation between girls who like eating ass and girls who like eating pussy, so when she licks your ass bells should be going off that she has threesome potential.

Not a chance.

You need a larger sample. This is far from the truth.

Most girls have a bi-tingle in them, you can talk most girls into getting with a girl if you know how to do it. Getting her to lick pudding out your ass isn't a good test. I have gotten girls to go down on other girls without any of that nonsense. Really, you can orchestrate girls going down on each other just by getting them to make out. If you in a place where it can all go down you can just selective hand touching at the right time, and pulling each away to make out with them both at the right time, to leading them to more advanced levels. The girls will eventually start to go to work on what they know best, the pussy. No tongue near your ass needed.

Any sex crazed lady either learns the hard way or from stories that anal play and kitty play is a bad mix. It is an easy yeast infection waiting to happen, and most girls won't mix the two together. The real experienced girls will carry condoms in their purse so they can use it to finger a girls ass or they use gloves because of the fingernails.

I can assure you my sample size is much larger than yours. I have seen many a hundred girls fuck each other and have been in the middle of it all a farmer dozen of times. It has gotten old for me as threesomes are double the work, I'll just get blown while it goes down, but I still enjoy just sitting back and watching two girls go at it.

My rebuttal is what happened to the days when a submissive girl was okay with just pleasing her man? That is all that is needed. A true submissive woman gets off on pleasing, the edge, and getting taken control of. That is it. Period. It has nothing to do with the depravity of the situation, and it has everything to do with the tone and control of the situation. Take these words from a man whore like myself who has partaken in his fair share of decadent behaviour, I am a manwhore, and I don't hide it on here at all.

All I have to say is this weirdo anal shit creeping up lately is suspect as hell. I hear too many stories of dudes who are all cool with girls eating their asses and snowballing and shit, its fuking gross.

I get girls getting mad at me when I don't want to kiss them after I bust a nut in their mouth.. they tell me "your the only guy that does this, what is wrong with you, it is your own body."

I reply..

"I'm not interested in exploring my own body, that is your job. Go use Listerine."


I have no idea where this all started with girls trying to push this envelope in bed, but I have some ideas...

People need to read up on history. Women would only get introduced to that type of ass eating degeneracy from their bisexual mates who learned it from the gay scene. Eating ass is a common thing in that scene. It does not make you cool or edgy to partake in it. People gotta open their eyes to all this weird shit that is slow creeping into the bedroom these days. Most of it is borrowed from the gay scene.

There zero mystic alpha male dominance behind it. Ass eating is some faggy gay man shit. Women would not do it for health reasons with the kitty. So take it for what it is.

These "trends" did not come out of thin air. I keep saying that degenerate modern culture simply wants to normalise faggy behaviour among hetero men to get them familiar to it.

These types of threads put the young players on a bad path, thinking they gotta spread their ass cheeks to get girls. It's fucked up.

[RatInTheWoods]

(03-01-2017 09:29 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Pull your balls out her mouth and bend over like your going to kiss her. Don't kiss her. Spit in her mouth, then shove your dick back in.

... and thwap your dick on her forehead hard as shit, then pull her back in.

Repo - Bro... I think you need to lay off the Porn for a whiles.....

[SlickyBoy]

(03-01-2017 10:12 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

(03-01-2017 09:43 AM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  

On a related note, when I was on active duty we (me and my group of newly arrived soldiers to South Korea) had to get a briefing on STDs upon our arrival.

Man it sounds fucking horrible to be a soldier. Whores and death.

Especially after seeing shit like this:


I guess one figured his life is shit enough as is, may as well eat an ass.

Haha - yeah, if only.

That girl represents about the top 10% of stateside women in and around the average stateside military post (Army, anyway). What's let to fight over are women who are all some combination of married, strippers, tatted up sluts, or fatasses. It's a great place to waste your twenties chasing sub-par women.

That's what made being stationed overseas so much better - I forgot what a fat girl even looked like!


As for this:

Quote:

I have no idea where this all started with girls trying to push this envelope in bed, but I have some ideas...

It is indeed faggy shit - they probably got the idea from one of their gay friends - as Roosh pointed out, the gay community is unlike the straight community in how much further they'll push the hedonic treadmill to it's limits. You can be sure if it involved eating ass it probably came from there first - and they're proud of it.

[BrewDog]

[MongolianAbroad]

(03-01-2017 09:29 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Pull your balls out her mouth and bend over like your going to kiss her. Don't kiss her. Spit in her mouth, then shove your dick back in. Tell her to make it extra wet, and switch between facefucking her and spitting in her mouth till saliva bubbles are all over her face. You can even spit on her face. Or my favorite, fuck her mouth with your fingers, then pull out some saliva with your hand and rub it on her face like she is your dirty whore. Once your dick is completely covered in saliva, put her hand on it to start jerking it, then grab her by the back of her neck and make her eat the booty. Pull her in and out, like she is tongue fucking you (no homo). Pull her out all the way just so you can spit in her face again and thwap your dick on her forehead hard as shit, then pull her back in.

Dude.

"No homo" doesn't work that way.

That's like saying, "Grab his dick and shove it in your ass, like he is dick-fucking you (no homo)."

Or, "Grab the strapon and shove it in your ass, like she is strap-on-fucking you (no homo)."

Or, "Grab her head and pull her in and out, like she is tongue fucking you (no homo)."

Get the picture?

[General Stalin]

I don't know, why are there 5 threads all on the 1st page about ass play, johnbozzz?

[LockeAndLoad]

Need to connect this thread with the "How do I convince girls to eat my ass?" thread guy. Lots of ass-eating issues here...

[Jungle]

(03-01-2017 09:29 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Spit in her mouth

Yuck.

[LINUX]

I do a whole lot of crazier things than ass licking and spitting. That's novice shit.

[slppryslp]

I thought I had done everything in a bedroom(and out) but a paraguayan woman managed to make my face red the shameless little slut.

[blck]

This trend start frightening me...
Getting your ass tongue-fucked then acting all suprised when the action keep going but she start talking...



No no no thx

[Repo]

Haha, I'm just looking back at this thread.

@Kosko

I have no doubts that you have way more experience than me, so I will humbly admit that everything I said is from my, limited research. However, you disagreed with my observation that girls who seemed into asslicking are also into threesomes, but then immediatlely said that most girls can be coerced into threesomes under the right circumstances anyway. So if anything, my statement UNDERestimated womens potential to swing both ways. Great for me to know, as I am still a novice at this shit.

As for everything else, hey if its not for you its not for you, but I get a kick out of degrading women and in my very limited experience, they all love it.

[thyrium]

(03-01-2017 09:29 PM)Repo Wrote:  

Let me tell you, we have a thread about making a girl love you by eating her booty, but to get a girl to really love you, she has to eat yours.

As we all know, deep down women want to be submissive and worship their man, and have a man they will do anything for. Also, we know that just like us, women are disgusting creatures who love to get nasty and primal. Combine her worshipping you and her getting nasty, and what do you get? Thats right, her eating your booty.

Here's a data sheet for how I do it.

When she first starts blowing you, put her on her knees while you stand, putting her in a submissive stance. Let her do her thing for a bit, and progressively facefuck her harder. Then tell her to lick your balls. While she does this, thwap your dick on her forehead. Rub your balls on her tongue while your dick rubs on her forehead. Tell her to stick her tongue out, then thwap your dick on it, and grab her head to start licking your balls again.

Now its time to turn things up.

Pull your balls out her mouth and bend over like your going to kiss her. Don't kiss her. Spit in her mouth, then shove your dick back in. Tell her to make it extra wet, and switch between facefucking her and spitting in her mouth till saliva bubbles are all over her face. You can even spit on her face. Or my favorite, fuck her mouth with your fingers, then pull out some saliva with your hand and rub it on her face like she is your dirty whore. Once your dick is completely covered in saliva, put her hand on it to start jerking it, then grab her by the back of her neck and make her eat the booty. Pull her in and out, like she is tongue fucking you (no homo). Pull her out all the way just so you can spit in her face again and thwap your dick on her forehead hard as shit, then pull her back in.

After this, fuck her from behind pushing her nasty ass face (hehe) into the bed. Don't let her look at you till you cum.

And that is how to fuck her like no beta ever has. Make her the dirty little whore she secretly wants to be. Then tell her to make you a sandwich.

Also sidenote. My research indicates there is a very strong correlation betweeb girls who like eating ass and girls who like eating pussy, so when she licks your ass bells should be going off that she has threesome potential.

Dude your post i awesome... I mean, it's fucking bullshit, but it's awesome.

The real truth is, a great sex partner is someone who will fulfill your fantasies. They can range from dumb and simple to extreme and perverted. This applies to both sexes, (although women tend to cater to men's needs more than we cater to theirs.)

[thyrium]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying "this is the natural order" of how things should be. In fact, I think it's a huge problem that men don't fulfill their fantasies.

But don't think for a second that girls are stupid for giving us what we desire, YOU ARE MISTAKEN. Not only do they play the game much better than we do, they actually call all the shots. (You might even argue that they write the game).

Girls know that we're going to run our mouths about their performance and they would rather be portrayed as nasty freaks than some lame, boring prudes. And how do you think this make us look? Like the lazy, inconsiderate and inexperienced schmucks that we are. If you ONLY KNEW what women say about us behind closed doors, you'd realize that we're ultimately our own worst enemies who are repeatedly cock blocking ourselves.

It's not rocket science, simply fulfill their fantasies and shut your mouth and everyone wins.

[MongolianAbroad]

Just no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just no.

[The Stronger Sex]

Getting your as eaten is one step away from getting your ass pounded.

[asdfk]

Not sure how to interpret Spaniards like to the above post.

One of RVF most polarizing threads in recent history....

[tomzestatlu]

I think it´s technically impossible.

[ed pluribus unum]

Asdfk: this wouldn't be the first time I've thought "we need to replace the 'like' button with an 'agree' button..."; just to clear things up a little.

[Subtext]

Women have gulping down utopian bullshit since Warren G. Harding. Does this development really surprise anyone?