[2Wycked]

Only in Florida. . .

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Two teenagers are facing theft charges after they robbed two 9-year-olds of $13 and an iPod at their lemonade stand after an argument.

Deante Small of Lutz is charged with robbery by sudden snatching, a felony. A 16-year-old girl also is charged with battery and petit theft (misdemeanors). The girl is not being identified in keeping with 10News WTSP's Crime Guidelines.

About 5 pm. Wednesday, the youngsters were selling lemonade from a stand at the Livingston Apartments when the suspects ordered a lemonade, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

The suspects argued with the kids over how much lemonade they got, and one of the 9-year-olds threw a cup of lemonade on the girl suspect.

The girl then pushed one 9-year-old down, grabbed an iPod and Small snatched a cup out of money from the other kid. The cup had $13.53.

Both suspects fled the scene.

The suspects said they spent the money at Walmart. The iPod has not been recovered.

Florida crime in 2017: Robbing somebody of 14 bucks and blowing it all at Walmart.

The comments on that video are fucked, but the mom ain't half-bad looking (maybe)

[spokepoker]

I think the nice year round weather in Florida contributes to the stupidity.
Here, it is too cold to be doing dumb shit, stay inside, stay warm.

[fokker]

2Wycked Wrote:

The iPod has not been recovered.

They've probably fenced it by now.

[Conscious Pirate]

Stay sticky teencunt.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Bring back on-the-spot corporal punishment.

Courts? Community service orders?

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

[Mercenary]