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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-12-2011, 05:37 AM
So last night I'm leaning against the bar and my freshly bought beer from which I had just had one sip is sitting on the bar. This chick comes along and mumbles "where is my drink" and then just takes off with my beer. WTF?
First I told her "hey, that's my beer" but she kept walking away so I had to grab her forearm and physically wrestle my beer from her hand. Priceless, the look on her face. I kept my mouth shut because if I told her what I thought of her she may have called the bouncers on me to kick me out.
So now girls are not satisfied that they can almost always get some schmoe at the bar to buy them a drink, they think they can just come and grab yours? She was a pretty good looking girl, too.
Funniest thing is how the girl on the bar next to me that I was chatting with looked at me with admiration after that.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-12-2011, 08:22 AM
Chicks think they can get away with anything, this is typical behavior in more divey bars.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-12-2011, 10:08 AM
This is why I don't leave a drink unattended until I've had 25-33% of it. If you don't have enough time to mind your drink to that stage, don't order one.
Honestly, I think it's a product of the bad economy. Beta males don't have enough money to be buying bitches drinks all the time. Crazed, chicks are resorting to stealing rather than buying their own shit.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-12-2011, 09:47 PM
I wouldn't be shocked if she was just a drunk whore, and actually thought it was her beer... regardless, you did the right thing swiping it back. I bet there's plenty of pussies that would've just let her walk. Course, I probably would've tried to spin it into a convo if she was 'pretty good looking'.
Klepto or not, you'd have to be at least semi-buzzed to try such a ballsy maneuver, and she may have been easy pickings.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-18-2011, 01:52 AM
Next time, back hand her.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-18-2011, 03:00 PM
Ha, I would've just taken that as an IOI, gotten it back and chided her, made her apologize and start building attraction.
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-23-2011, 09:19 AM
I was talking to a British chick at a hostel recently, who described how British girls go "minesweeping". They sweep the bar looking for unattended drinks to steal going "mine, mine, mine..."
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Chick tried to steal my beer
08-23-2011, 11:25 AM
You could always grab her hand, give her a 'you're in trouble face' and say... "no no beer thief", then smile and walk away. Find her later and try to steal her drink, she's already open.
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