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11-03-2016, 11:10 AM
^ Veit with big tits? Send 'er my way!
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-05-2016, 08:17 PM
Fisto has a zest for life that inspires me to think bigger and set new goals for women, money, travel, health and learning new skills.
Keep us updated with your progress bro.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-07-2016, 01:47 AM
Today's recap:
I was on 5 hours of shit sleep since I was on a date with a 19yo Filipina I met off Tinder. No bang or makeout but she's blowing me up today, she's a proper sweetheart 6.5 that seems really inexperienced and I'm gonna turn this girl out.
Anyway it was a pretty shitty day, catering an event at a globalist billionaire Hillary supporter's house. Got back to the restaurant and had to do a bunch of office work.
Get home, blast some Pink Floyd and jam along on guitar best I can. Fisto and I have a little recap on his practice and he's doing really well even though he's super hard on himself and a little self-limiting. Guitar really isn't an easy instrument to learn but he's got a basic chord progression down, C-C7-Em, and can count it out on a basic 4/4 rhythm. This is really solid progress for only a couple weeks of playing.
After guitar he puts me through a 10 minute workout that killed me and will leave me sore for at least 2 days if not longer. Shit is torturous but I'm thankful for it otherwise I'd devolve into a saggy lop.
Afterwards I eat the last of some shortribs he braised in one of my fancy french cast iron pots, his cooking has come along way too.
All in all it's a badass little arrangement we have going on. We both work too much and approach too little but nothing wrong with a temporary grind sometimes.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-07-2016, 04:06 AM
How I missed those kind of threads. You're killing it, keep it up.
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11-07-2016, 03:24 PM
Quote: (11-07-2016 01:47 AM)Veloce Wrote:
Fisto and I have a little recap on his practice and he's doing really well even though he's super hard on himself and a little self-limiting. Guitar really isn't an easy instrument to learn but he's got a basic chord progression down, C-C7-Em, and can count it out on a basic 4/4 rhythm. This is really solid progress for only a couple weeks of playing.
After guitar he puts me through a 10 minute workout that killed me and will leave me sore for at least 2 days if not longer. Shit is torturous but I'm thankful for it otherwise I'd devolve into a saggy lop.
It is cool how you guys make each other better.
One year later. Veloce is jacked, Fisto is jamming like Jimi Hendrix.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-11-2016, 01:04 AM
Nov 8 I show up to work suited down. They are mostly Trump supporters there but NONE believe he will win. Most think he will lose badly. I tell them not to worry, he's going to win, and win big league. I get looks like I am crazy or stupid or both. I leave work early to check into the Trump Las Vegas Hotel.
I chat up the front desk girl, tell her I'm a supporter. She claims she hasn't followed the election at all but thinks Eric Trumps philanthropy is amazing and I comment the whole family seems great. I then ask if the general manager is available. She looks at me a little taken aback and says she's not sure and asks why. I say "I'd like to introduce myself". She says she doesn't think he's in but the manager on duty might be. I say no that's alright and ask is the hotel sold out. She explains there is still some rooms available. I ask "Can you work your magic and upgrade me"?
She gives me a one bedroom suite.
I bring my things up and make myself my 3rd cup of coffee for the day. I had previously quit for about 2 months. FTW it was a special night.
I message Laner and go downstairs to the lobby to meet him for in person for the first time.
Laner is suited down and looks like a movie star.
We go into the lobby to and are bullshitting and deciding what to do.
There are MAGA hats everywhere and the place is starting to fill up.
All of the chairs available are taken but they are bringing a few out in front of the big screen and as two more show up, we sit down.
I chat up the filipina waitress and I can tell there's some interest.
We are of course pumped up in this high energy environment. There is a leathery old blonde woman sitting to my left that I'm politely talking to.
I gave my phone to the waitress to charge so can't read the forum or message Veloce to let him know where we are.
States are rolling in and the crowd is cheering loudly at the wins and booing at the losses.
A middle aged guy walks up and gets our attention and says "Is one of you guys Fisto"? and I say "Yeah, me". He tells us he lurks the forum and loves it, points to his very cute asian wife and introduces us. Mentions the Viet girl with the big tits I just stopped seeing and I once again wish I had my phone so I could show him a photo of those glorious hand warmers.
The blonde lady leaves for a very long time and during a break I get my phone and message Veloce who comes and sits down.
The guy next to Veloce tells him the lady went to the bathroom and he nods and says ok but still sits there as she's been gone for a bit.
We all catch up and he hands us some Cuban and Puerto Rican cigars.
The woman comes back and Veloce politely let's her have the seat back.
To keep from blocking our lurker friend and his wife's view since Veloce now has to stand (but is going to leave to meet a girl soon anyway) we decide to move over out of the seated area for a few minutes to finish plans for after the election is over and we tell the guy to Laner's right where we are going.
We are just a few feet from our seats so it's no big deal.
The guy gets up to use the bathroom and almost immediately to heavyset 20 something year old bitches quickly walk over to our seats with the clear intention of taking them.
The blonde old bag says "Oh yeah take them, you're ladies after all"!
Laner steps in and politely explains that we are sitting there but they can relax for a few moments.
The place is filling up big league.
Veloce takes off and Laner goes to use the bathroom but is gone for a very long time and meanwhile these girls are getting very VERY comfortable with people around them and I can see in their faces they are not planning on giving the seats back.
We walk back over and the girl says something like "You didn't earn these seats and have no right to them, we aren't leaving" in an annoying English accent.
The old bag starts trying to shame me and says "be a gentleman and let them sit"!
I look at her incredulously "Be a gentleman"?
I tell her how my friend gave her that seat back when she was gone a very long time, and the reason we are standing to the side is to not disturb the view and that we explained right away these were our seats.
Our lurker friends wife tells the girls we were sitting there and so does the guy that was sitting next to Laner.
The girls are smiling gleefully and saying "we're not leaving".
I am so fucking annoyed by the arrogance and entitlement and look down and say "We're going to see about that".
I walk over to some big guy working for the hotel in a suit and explain what took place and our lurker's wife comes over and validates what I said.
He says ok and walks over and asks us to stand aside while he handles it.
I can't hear them but they are visibly upset and I am enjoying the looks on their faces but they are refusing to get up I walk over and then remember something I should have asked from the beginning "Are you two even guests of the hotel"?
One stutters out a yes but I know she's lying and say "let's see your key".
That was the coffin nail and they guy gave them a look that made them finally relinquish the seats.
They both stand up and as the first one passes me she tries to kick me while saying I'm a sorry excuse for a man I tell her she's a fat cow.
This leaves her spewing and speechless so I decide to tell the second one the same thing, who is saying I have a small dick.
I say get the fuck out you fat cow and she is so taken aback "Fat cow"?? she repeats like she's never heard it before in her life.
It's like her face said "but but but, in England I'm attractive"!
We sit down and everyone except the old bag congratulates us on getting our seats back.
About that time the election results really start rolling in and Laner and I are fucking stoked.
Korban Dallas makes an appearance and at one point, when the inevitable victory of Donald J Trump is at hand, the whole place starts singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Men, it was fucking glorious.
We wait and wait for them to call the election but as you know, they delay it for a long time so I decide to get some much needed sleep but I go through the huge crowd to the bar and find the waitress.
Guys are all around her staring at her because she's one of the few girls in the place that's not just attractive but damn cute and I approach her, tell her I want to see her again, get her number and go to my suite.
I go back to work the next morning and everyone is acting like I have some super power and asking me to help them bet on sports.
The waitress and I hung out last night and I'm meeting her again in about an hour.
I could date this girl I think.
MAGA baby!
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-11-2016, 11:54 AM
Oh don't even go there. Not all of us have metabolisms that support eating 200 gallons of ice cream per week.
In other news Laner is one of the most legit guys I've met on the forum. Dude is ridiculously well dressed and carries a ton of presence in the room. Looking forward to future meetups on his turf.
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11-11-2016, 08:19 PM
I used miles to fly in a Colombiana tomorrow. I'm looking forward tk being sick of banging her.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-13-2016, 04:20 AM
Just got back from 2nd date with 19 year old. Heavy makeout session, based on her body movements and kissing I think she might actually be pretty inexperienced. It's been years since I've been with a teenager and fuck me, it is really glorious. The physical stuff aside, there's just zero snark or bitterness. It's just so playful and lighthearted and fun. Had a genuinely good time hanging out with her. I previously gave her a 6.5 but she's at least a 7. Okay face, with some rather endearing residual acne, but with that body that's simultaneously tight, soft, and supple, that only young women possess. Nice thin arms, skinny waist, I can feel her ribcage when I run my hands all over her, soft perky tits.
There's really nothing like a 19 year old's thighs though. Making out and kept pushing my hand up her skirt, her giving some token resistance but then giving in, running my hands over her damp underwear. She sent me a text that she'll come over next time and that she likes teasing me.
Got a date with one of my ex's friends tomorrow. The ex would be pissed if she found out I fucked her, which makes it 100x better. Other Tinder prospects lined up for the week.
Shit's pretty good right now.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-13-2016, 04:46 PM
I am back in Vancouver after an unforgettable time in Vegas.
A special shout out to Fisto, Veloce, KorbenDallas and our unnamed forum lurker from California. Thanks for sharing such a monumental moment.
This is Fisto and Veloce's thread, so I will keep this short.
Being around guys like Fisto raise everyone to a better ability. Humble yet pure sniper, conversation flows like warm butter. Smart, driven man. A true leader. And just picture Trump Tower: Full to the brim of Deplorables. Alpha men, Trump supporters and our waitress being the slinkiest and sexiest of the whole place. Fisto lays some groundwork at the beginning, and on the way out just cruises over and gets her number in front of 100 High Energy men who just watched their candidate become the 45th president. MAGA!!
Veloce and myself had a night like old friends. We sipped on some cocktails at his local for hours, just catching up. Its always amazing to me how similar of life stories so many of us have. He would be telling a story, and I would be just nodding along as if I know exactly what he is going to say, as though I was there with him.
I invite a couple girls over to the bar later on, and Veloce kept them enraptured with his smooth story telling, fun bits of badboy drama, and spark of hope and redemption. They both were digging it for sure, and stopping by the Thai place on the way home was just pure icing. Chicks like these fucking love a man who knows about fine food, and that Thai food was the best I can remember having. If I wouldn't have banged the one chick the night before, you would have had her for sure! And the other, turns out just had a baby and is married, so my bad.
Look forward to the next time fellas, and in the meantime I will enjoy the shit out of this thread. Vegas is getting a new chapter.
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11-14-2016, 05:03 PM
She brought them!
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-14-2016, 10:06 PM
I'm bored as shit at work but I have 2 more hours before I leave and meet another Tinder rando, I think she's pretty damn hot but Fisto's not impressed.
Similarly, the Colombiana he's got visiting is pretty damn hot by any objective standards...if she's a 6.5 (as I think he put it) then I really need to get my ass down to Colombia. This morning he was talking openly about the next hot ass Colombian he's got visiting in full conversational voice, the girl visiting easily could have heard but he didn't give a rat's ass. What a deplorable shitlord.
Ex's friend last night was weird. Late 20s, from Boston with the foul mouth and all the stereotypes to go with it. We kissed a bit but bitch was hard to read and if she was indicating any interest then I wasn't picking up on it, but as we left she pulled me in for a kiss. Weird. Complete opposite of the 19 year old and the contrast was a major turnoff...Still she's got a super tight body and I'll give it a few more hangouts for the bang and if not then sayonara.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-16-2016, 11:31 AM
I fall for the holiday icecream flavors every year. So basic.
The Colombiana and I were having a fine time.
I picked her up from the airport we came home smashed andnd went to sleep.
The next day we went to breakfast at this philipino/hawaiin place and I was really practicing my Spanish and it felt good to be speaking well.
I worked out and we hung out until that evening where I had a reservation at Veloce's restaurant.
I wore a light blue linen jacket with with cream linen pants and a light purple shirt with a gold pocket square. She had on a small black dress with her huge tits trying to bust out.
The hostess lead us to the best seat in the place and the wait staff immediately started treating us like VIPs.
The waitor said "So how do you know our executive chef Veloce"?
"That's quite a long story".
Thank you RVF
Veloce had all kinds of courses sent out and each one was paired with a different wine.
The girl kept remarking everything was amazing and she felt like a princess.
I was thinking "this is a great dry run for when the girl I realy like from Colombia comes in".
I had to be up extra early the next day so I said we needed to be going.
This was when things took an ugly turn and a forgotten red pull lesson smacked me in the face.
Keep in mind, I had flown this girl in (with miles but she didn't know that).
I had paid for everything up to this point and that dinner was easily 350-400 bucks (comped but she didn't know that).
I thought anyone would be satisfied with this trip up to this point and tomorrow we could do one more thing before she left the morning after.
Fuck no.
She wanted to go to take a photo in front of the Effil Tower at the Paris Casino.
I said no I have to sleep and thought that would be enough but she proceeded to pitch a full on embarrassing fit.
I couldn't believe how ungrateful and entitled she was behaving. Whats worse is she seemed to believe I was going to cave, which annoyed me even further.
To top it off it's not even the real fucking thing.
We came home and she went to bed immediately and Veloce and I talked a bit before I turned in also.
I got up and went to work and a few hours later I got a text from her saying "thanks for everything. I am leaving your house".
I didn't reply but my first thought was "good I don't have to take her to the airport".
Remember gents, most of the time you are only worth as much as the number of likes you can get her on social media.
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Veloce and Fisto in Vegas
11-16-2016, 02:16 PM
Whoever picked those shutters, good call. The 4 1/2" louvers give a much brighter view.
Are those composites or real wood?
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11-16-2016, 11:30 PM
Major plus one +1 for Tame Impala. Absolutely fantastic hookup music.
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