This thread is for those who confess to doing virtuous things.
Yesterday I gave 100 dollars to a stripper in ones and she made out with another stripper while playing around in money.
I gave 40 dollars to poor children's fund.
I gave half a steak dinner to a hungry puppy dog.
I donated five dollars, a lighter, and a lime to a church which was locked for a stupid reason.
I gave one nickel to another church that was locked for some stupid reason.
I got into a fistfight. He threw me, I hit the ground, got up, dusted my shit off, shook his hand and we parted ways.
I handed out a pack of cigarettes for free.
I tipped a sad bartender twenty dollars.
I gave books to the imprisoned and shoes to the children of poor. Their mother can now take them to the water park.
I am giving a small computer to my friend's children to homeschool them.
My friend acted strangely for one year. Cool at one point, then he would cast me outside drunk in the cold so I would get rained on.
He said "Matt, get your fucking head checked". Well he did. He has cancer of the brain. No shit I can spot alien flesh and demons.
List things you do as a Good Samaritan.
Yesterday I gave 100 dollars to a stripper in ones and she made out with another stripper while playing around in money.
I gave 40 dollars to poor children's fund.
I gave half a steak dinner to a hungry puppy dog.
I donated five dollars, a lighter, and a lime to a church which was locked for a stupid reason.
I gave one nickel to another church that was locked for some stupid reason.
I got into a fistfight. He threw me, I hit the ground, got up, dusted my shit off, shook his hand and we parted ways.
I handed out a pack of cigarettes for free.
I tipped a sad bartender twenty dollars.
I gave books to the imprisoned and shoes to the children of poor. Their mother can now take them to the water park.
I am giving a small computer to my friend's children to homeschool them.
My friend acted strangely for one year. Cool at one point, then he would cast me outside drunk in the cold so I would get rained on.
He said "Matt, get your fucking head checked". Well he did. He has cancer of the brain. No shit I can spot alien flesh and demons.
List things you do as a Good Samaritan.