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My introduction essay, with a bombshell thrown in...
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My introduction essay, with a bombshell thrown in...

Hey!

Sorry for clickbait title! Before I start let me give you some stats and info:

Most of my issues here could be fixed once I sort out The Problem (found in "Game") you can either skip there or read about me first (recommended)

Age: 20
Height: 5'11"/181cm
Weight: 85kg/13.5 stone
Hair: Mousey and thin for my age
Face: Unable to form proper beard yet (just top lip, chin and sideburns) so clean shaven. Slightly asymmetrical. May fit into the "ugly guy" category at current state.
Body: A bit chubby, if I had to guess i'd say 20% body fat (although this is estimated from looking at pictures online), get complemented on the size of my arms from time to time as they are above average for my age.

I would rate myself a 6 at the moment. With better style I could get that to a 6.5. With better facial characteristics (slimmer, free of spots and more facial hair) and a better haircut I could get to a 7. And with a better body and better game I believe I could be a 7.5.

Lifestyle: I lift weights at the gym 3 sometimes 4 times a week (been slacking lately though) but do hardly any cardio apart from walking. I go out on the town with friends once a week usually, cider is my drink of choice which contains a lot of calories (read on here about spirits instead which is a simple but great idea). I get a good amount of sleep each night, perhaps too much. I do not drink enough water. My diet is slightly below average, no fast food or sugary drinks though.

Personality: I think people who meet me for the first time would describe me as awkward because I struggle with small talk. I also have a fairly monotone voice which doesn't help when you try to come off as interesting. I am an extremely good and loyal friend to those who know me well enough and a pretty good laugh, but when a newcomer or someone who I don't know that well is in the conversation I become silent.

Finances/work: I work enough to not be considered a bum but not as much as the general population. This is because unlike my friends I do not need the money. From inheritance, investing in shares and saving my total amount owned is a mid 5 digit number (don't want to be specific) and rising. I live at home and pay no rent (I should have moved out with 3 friends by the end of the year), I have no debts and no car so I have no serious outgoings. I am very fortunate to be in a position where I won't have to worry too much about money during my life.

Game/sex life: I would describe my game level as basic. If a girl clearly shows a lot of IOIs then I'll get her number (this has happened 4 times). I unintentionally play the female role (being the chased not the chaser). As for starting conversations with girls I seem to think I'm not good enough, even when I clearly am against 4s-6s. I have had boring sex (missionary, girl on top) around 15 times with my ex girlfriend, we broke up a year ago. I could have had sex with a girl who was into me but she stank so much I couldn't get hard, after I kicked her out (by pretending I had bowel trouble) I found a Cheerio in my bed, their are no Cheerios in my house [Image: confused.gif]. Now we come to The Problem. I have never masturbated. When I was 9-10 my mum checked history on the family computer to see that I had been on a lot of porn, I still remember the embarrassment of her calling the computer man to get all porn sites blocked. Around the same age she also caught me watching porn freeviews on Sky and went ballistic. I just never thought about it. So, it goes without saying that I have rarely pulled my foreskin back, only twice. First whilst having sex (used condom after) and second manually although the sight made me feel faint. I went to my doctor and he said basically said "just do it". In the next week or so I plan to run a warm bath, watch some porn till I get a semi then jump in and massage it back gently in the water so I don't have to look. What I said above may make you think I'm weird but when you've seen your bellend that hasn't been washed for 20 years it freaks you out (I've even considered circumcision). The fact that I can't properly have sex with a girl probably holds me back from pursuing it fully.

Next steps: I'm going to Faro, Portugal for 2 nights then Lisbon, Portugal for 7 nights at the start of September The Problem will be sorted by then). I have read on here that Portugal isn't a great place to get laid as a tourist but I just plan do go on some dates and if I get laid then all the better, I'm staying in the center in an apartment so logistics won't be an issue. I'll post a travel thread below once I've made one.

Thank you so much for reading all of my thread. I welcome all questions/advice.

NewBreed
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My introduction essay, with a bombshell thrown in...

Mate, you've got it made. Passive income and you're no longer a virgin. Just browse the forum, soak up the knowledge and attitude.

And head on over to the No Fap thread [Image: biggrin.gif]

They who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety- Benjamin Franklin, as if you didn't know...
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