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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
07-30-2016, 12:24 AM
Is it abnormal that I have less than zero interest in anal? Let's see, I could stick my dick in the hole millions of years of evolution have bred me to instinctively want to penetrate, or in the other hole whose function is to carry the most disgusting, rotten, foul-smelling, disease-ridden substance known on planet earth? Why is this a decision? Seriously, I don't get it.
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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
07-31-2016, 10:48 AM
Gotta love the ole "Balloon Knot!" Just sayin.....
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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
05-14-2017, 02:43 PM
I have one interesting thing to add to this thread. The information comes from an old girlfriend of mine that I went out with for a year.
From my experience, anal is just like most things with girls - you lead and take it, they follow. You ask for it all pussy like, you don't get it. Here's why I say that.
When I was first going out with ol girl, she would always tell me of the crazy sex she had with past boyfriends in crazy places, like she wanted me to just do that shit. I took her to the beach and had sex with her there and she said, "I've never done that before. Thank you." So this is a girl that wants me to take the lead, obviously.
I bring up anal, and she gives the response, "Well why don't you let me fuck you in the ass?" But she said it all like, weak, like it was just a conditioned response because I didn't come with it hard enough. I actually gave her the answer mentioned here, "Cuz I give and you receive." Not in those words, but I did say that. She let it drop.
Some days later, she was piss drunk at a party, I took her home (cuz she was my g/f), and she was just like, "I'm feeling so good, you can do anything you want to me." And flops down on my bed ass up. Yes, I took it.
After that she didn't care where I put it. Once when I didn't take it, she said, "I thought you were going to put it in my ass. I got excited."
Moral of the story is that in my limited experience, talking about you want anal makes you seem unsure, which makes her give the canned response, just like if you come too weak when you ask for her phone number or the pull. No different. At least with my old gal, she just wanted me to take it, no discussion involved.
Keeping in mind she gave me indicators as well. Not condoning r**e here.
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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
05-21-2017, 05:32 PM
Oh yeah that is so true. Even more than nurses - EMTs! You can go around the world on them first date.
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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
05-22-2017, 03:04 PM
I've explored this region twice in my life, years apart.
The first time was with a girlfriend. I didn't know what I was doing and just went in after a few minutes of trying to get the damn thing in there. It was insanely tight as it was her first time doing that. I must admit that it felt amazing and was over pretty quickly for me.
The second adventure was with a drunk girl after a party. She asked if I had ever done it before and I said "once" to which she replied "I'm usually the guys first". I gather she has a lot of experience. She sucked my dick to get it ready and I went in. It was not as enjoyable because it was loose and I felt slightly disgusted by that. Didn't end up finishing.
I guess there's a 50% chance it'll be good. In my experience anyway
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The Anal Datasheet - by Countries and Jobs
05-26-2017, 06:25 AM
Most of anal isn't even about the physical pleasure. I'd take pussy every time. What anal is about it the total dominance you can display over a chick.
It is the one bastion of purity left in women these days. A bastion of purity that you can dement with the pounding of your throbbing cock. Taking a chicks anal virginity is one of the greatest pleasures of the world.
Every chick I did it to prepared their asshole with anal beads for a week like a festival thrown in worship of me and my dick. Then when the day of anal destruction came I am totally underwhelmed by the pleasures of the flesh but the pleasures of the mind... Women screaming in pleasurable pain saying they can't take it as only the tip is in. You let her know and her eyes roll back for a split second as she knows what pain is to come but knows she is a dirty bitch that deserves that pain and that makes her so wet.
Once you finally get the whole thing in she knows she can't take it, you know she can't either and she totally submits cumming at the same time.
That's anal.