I know I sound like an Uber spokesperson, but sometimes I feel like they're literally delivering poon to and from my house. When used correctly, Uber is practically a poon delivery service. This is how I've done it. Not to be used for first dates, but works like a charm for a second or third...
Tell her you want to do something, like go get a drink or a light dinner. Tell her there's no parking where you want to go, and Ubering is the best way to get there. You can also put the onus on you and say you planned on having a few drinks and don't want to risk a DUI. Then tell her to come to your house so you can Uber down together, and offer to send an Uber to her place. If she accepts, set the location to pick her up at her place, and drop her off at yours.
If she asks why, tell her it's cheaper and it makes no sense not to go to wherever you're going. Plus, I tell them that I have UberVIP and it's much nicer. When she arrives, tell her you're still getting ready or working or whatever, but feel free to have a drink or too before leaving. I typically have a wine in a decanter, and rocks glasses with napkins and cocktail stirrers. It looks fancy and costs next to nothing (house game is an entirely different thread). Congratulations, you've just gotten her back to your place without being creepy. I did this last week for "lunch" and we never ended up actually going anywhere except to my bedroom.
If she won't initially meet at your place (not a great sign for a second or third date), offer to Uber her directly to the restaurant, and then meet her down there. Since you can't do two separate transactions at once, Uber her to the restaurant and grab a Lyft for yourself (this sucks because you're paying for two cars). Grab an Uber after dinner for both of you and set the address to your place. When you get close, like right in front of your house so she has to make a split decision, ask her to come in for a drink. If she refuses, be cool about it and just have the same driver take her home. They'll usually come inside, though.
Logistics? Demolished.
This is the best part... once banging takes place regularly, Uber literally becomes a poon delivery service. You can send a driver to their house and bring them to you. It's like *knock* *knock* "Oh, my poon is here! Excellent!" I will gladly pay $10 to have poon delivered to my house and then taken home. Truly, a technological breakthrough for the ages.
PROTIP: do not use Lyft, and make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP. UberVIP ensures you only get drivers rated 4.7 and above with good cars, at no extra cost to you. You get UberVIP just by using it enough and making sure your own rating is good. I am routinely getting picked up in new BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs, etc.
You can use UberVIP with UberX, meaning UberXVIP is basically like taking Uber Black everywhere for a fraction of the cost. The girls all think we're taking Uber black, but it's just UberX. A good Uber driver will also serve as a wingman.
Tell her you want to do something, like go get a drink or a light dinner. Tell her there's no parking where you want to go, and Ubering is the best way to get there. You can also put the onus on you and say you planned on having a few drinks and don't want to risk a DUI. Then tell her to come to your house so you can Uber down together, and offer to send an Uber to her place. If she accepts, set the location to pick her up at her place, and drop her off at yours.
If she asks why, tell her it's cheaper and it makes no sense not to go to wherever you're going. Plus, I tell them that I have UberVIP and it's much nicer. When she arrives, tell her you're still getting ready or working or whatever, but feel free to have a drink or too before leaving. I typically have a wine in a decanter, and rocks glasses with napkins and cocktail stirrers. It looks fancy and costs next to nothing (house game is an entirely different thread). Congratulations, you've just gotten her back to your place without being creepy. I did this last week for "lunch" and we never ended up actually going anywhere except to my bedroom.
If she won't initially meet at your place (not a great sign for a second or third date), offer to Uber her directly to the restaurant, and then meet her down there. Since you can't do two separate transactions at once, Uber her to the restaurant and grab a Lyft for yourself (this sucks because you're paying for two cars). Grab an Uber after dinner for both of you and set the address to your place. When you get close, like right in front of your house so she has to make a split decision, ask her to come in for a drink. If she refuses, be cool about it and just have the same driver take her home. They'll usually come inside, though.
Logistics? Demolished.
This is the best part... once banging takes place regularly, Uber literally becomes a poon delivery service. You can send a driver to their house and bring them to you. It's like *knock* *knock* "Oh, my poon is here! Excellent!" I will gladly pay $10 to have poon delivered to my house and then taken home. Truly, a technological breakthrough for the ages.
PROTIP: do not use Lyft, and make sure you get upgraded to UberVIP. UberVIP ensures you only get drivers rated 4.7 and above with good cars, at no extra cost to you. You get UberVIP just by using it enough and making sure your own rating is good. I am routinely getting picked up in new BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs, etc.
You can use UberVIP with UberX, meaning UberXVIP is basically like taking Uber Black everywhere for a fraction of the cost. The girls all think we're taking Uber black, but it's just UberX. A good Uber driver will also serve as a wingman.
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