I don't see it happening anytime soon. Did we forget fat chicks can't walk?
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Women Will Likely Have to Register for the Draft
Drafting women presents a rare opportunity for the US military. But we need to use this resource rationally. We can't have Instagram whores fighting and dying on the front lines while land-whales sit back in cushy administrative roles. We need the women with the worst attitudes and appearances on the front lines, at the very tip of the spear.
That's right. The grenades that you and your wingman used to fear diving on, will now be diving on grenades for you. Their immense girth will allow them to deflect the shrapnel from several direct blasts without sustaining internal organ damage. It will also shield the male forces behind them doing the bulk of the effective fighting.
The lowest-scoring women move to the front of the line for the dangerous mission of absorbing explosions in Operation Bubble Wrap. A selection of these women:
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That's right. The grenades that you and your wingman used to fear diving on, will now be diving on grenades for you. Their immense girth will allow them to deflect the shrapnel from several direct blasts without sustaining internal organ damage. It will also shield the male forces behind them doing the bulk of the effective fighting.
The lowest-scoring women move to the front of the line for the dangerous mission of absorbing explosions in Operation Bubble Wrap. A selection of these women:
1/4 of all American women are mentally ill. Yeah, let's give them firearms.
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