So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37, and from her one photo, she looks ok. I am a bit thirsty at the moment.. she is thin, and I am older than her.. so, I message her..and tell her I don't keep up with the App and to text me here is how it went. H = her M = me
H Hey it is Kathy..How are you
MI'm doing well... You?
H My weekend is great so far..
M What ya been up to?
H I will be going to a friends party tonight and hope we can talk if you have a Gmail account..
M I do have a gmail account... Don't use it much.. So I'll have to find it
H You can find it and let us communicate there since i want to share pictures with you..Tell me are you dating someone online now
M No... Not dating anyone at the moment
H Do you think distance,race or age will ever be an obstacle in a relationship
M That is a specific list
H Meaning it is a problem for you right
M Distance.... Depends on the relationship... Race... Is it really relevant? Age... I am older than you... And I am not interested in dating grandma... Or a teenager either
M My gmail account I use for my sailing meetup group. So it is bla bla bla at gee male.com
(Here is where it gets weird)
H Oh okay i do not think we can get to know each other if this is your suggestion
M Wait, what?
M What do you mean?
M I don't know that I really suggested anything actually..
H How do we get to know each other if all this is a problem for you because i do not think age,race or distance is a problem for me
M So you would date a 14 year old?
M Or someone in say, Dubai?
H It is no problem for me as long as we have chemistry and believe in team work..
M Meaning distance wise...
M So, you would date a 14 year old boy?
H As long as i will get to know you why should be a problem dating or falling in love with someone in Dubai or are they not humans..
M I just used Dubai as a random place on the globe... Could have said New Zealand or Antarctica just the same
H It does not matter as long as we planned to meet each other and finding out chemistry or building something from here
M Ok... But you would date a 14 year old boy? Yes or no?
H It does not matter to me
H Will hit you later..Going for a party now
M Don't worry about that... You are bat shit crazy
H Thanks
M And to think.. You are a teacher... No wonder our country is in the pits
H See you later
M No.. You won't see me later
So, what do you all think... I laughed.. and then thought WTF was that? OBVIOUS TROLL?
H Hey it is Kathy..How are you
MI'm doing well... You?
H My weekend is great so far..
M What ya been up to?
H I will be going to a friends party tonight and hope we can talk if you have a Gmail account..
M I do have a gmail account... Don't use it much.. So I'll have to find it
H You can find it and let us communicate there since i want to share pictures with you..Tell me are you dating someone online now
M No... Not dating anyone at the moment
H Do you think distance,race or age will ever be an obstacle in a relationship
M That is a specific list
H Meaning it is a problem for you right
M Distance.... Depends on the relationship... Race... Is it really relevant? Age... I am older than you... And I am not interested in dating grandma... Or a teenager either
M My gmail account I use for my sailing meetup group. So it is bla bla bla at gee male.com
(Here is where it gets weird)
H Oh okay i do not think we can get to know each other if this is your suggestion
M Wait, what?
M What do you mean?
M I don't know that I really suggested anything actually..
H How do we get to know each other if all this is a problem for you because i do not think age,race or distance is a problem for me
M So you would date a 14 year old?
M Or someone in say, Dubai?
H It is no problem for me as long as we have chemistry and believe in team work..
M Meaning distance wise...
M So, you would date a 14 year old boy?
H As long as i will get to know you why should be a problem dating or falling in love with someone in Dubai or are they not humans..
M I just used Dubai as a random place on the globe... Could have said New Zealand or Antarctica just the same
H It does not matter as long as we planned to meet each other and finding out chemistry or building something from here
M Ok... But you would date a 14 year old boy? Yes or no?
H It does not matter to me
H Will hit you later..Going for a party now
M Don't worry about that... You are bat shit crazy
H Thanks
M And to think.. You are a teacher... No wonder our country is in the pits
H See you later
M No.. You won't see me later
So, what do you all think... I laughed.. and then thought WTF was that? OBVIOUS TROLL?