[Suits]

Might have worked if she was a fattie.

[Gmac]

His game is so good he has models passively increasing his SMV? Every girl will want to bang him now.

[eradicator]

Every girl in Prague already wanted to bang him, it's probably every Czech hoes' dream to bang Jagr, sort of like a lot of hood rats in America would dream of getting to bang Jordan or Lebron.

Jordan was smart, he had a vasectomy

[Laner]

This is not the look of your average athlete.

Even as a teenager you just knew that Jagr was going to tear shit up with not a fuck to be given.

There might be no better place to be an athlete than Eastern Europe as a hockey star.

[kaotic]

I always thought Jagr was a legend but this just puts him into God territory.

He laughed, let it get posted, he gets more street credit and SMV, all these 18 year old girls froth over him again.

Noone can shame him and this doesn't cause any "outrage" in the NHL and in hockey.

Win fucking win for Jagr.

WBALHPP (Would Bang And Let Her Post Pics)

It's clear she was taking a selfie to brag to her friends, just like the broad after the super bowl supposedly banged that NFL player who had a concussion.

[Kid Strangelove]

Jagr is a legend, for sure.

But he is also lucky that this was a naive Czech girl and not an experienced Ameriskank.

If this happened here - there would already be a Rolling Stone article about him and she would be showing up to Panthers games with a mattress on her back

[teh_skeeze]

(09-21-2015 02:37 PM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  

Jagr is a legend, for sure.

But he is also lucky that this was a naive Czech girl and not an experienced Ameriskank.

If this happened here - there would already be a Rolling Stone article about him and she would be showing up to Panthers games with a mattress on her back

To which Jagr would respond: "Good, I see you came prepared for round 2."

[void]

Everyone who has been to Prague before can testify, that this attention whore is not exceptional at all. Good for Jagr banging 18 yo hotties tho.

[floor7]

(09-21-2015 12:53 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

Every girl in Prague already wanted to bang him, it's probably every Czech hoes' dream to bang Jagr, sort of like a lot of hood rats in America would dream of getting to bang Jordan or Lebron.

Jordan was smart, he had a vasectomy

Is Jagr more popular than Pavel Nedved?

[Chowder Head]

(09-20-2015 07:58 PM)Excelsior Wrote:  

Kateřina Provazníková (also goes by Katka)
https://www.facebook.com/katka.provaznikova.10

[Sourcecode]

Men like Dan Bilzerian pay models to take pictures and pose with him to raise his status.
This guys gets it for free.

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

She should've Czech'd herself before she wrzech'd herself...

[whoishe]

(09-21-2015 05:26 PM)void Wrote:  

Everyone who has been to Prague before can testify, that this attention whore is not exceptional at all. Good for Jagr banging 18 yo hotties tho.

Been to Prague - not sure what does "exceptional" means to you, but she is way above average.

(09-21-2015 06:03 PM)floor7 Wrote:  

(09-21-2015 12:53 AM)eradicator Wrote:  

Every girl in Prague already wanted to bang him, it's probably every Czech hoes' dream to bang Jagr, sort of like a lot of hood rats in America would dream of getting to bang Jordan or Lebron.

Jordan was smart, he had a vasectomy

Is Jagr more popular than Pavel Nedved?

I am not Czech, but would expect so.

Ice Hockey is a huge, huge sport there and Jagr has much better longevity and more success with National Team comparing to Nedved.

[Cr33pin]

(09-22-2015 08:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  

She should've Czech'd herself before she wrzech'd herself...

Shes hot AF and a 100% WB.... makes me wish I was a hockey legend instead of a pocket pool legend

[bhawthorne]

(09-20-2015 09:26 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

- And in with all of this - he's fourth all-time in Points and the best ever at his position.

Fourth all-time in the NHL in points. Then take into consideration that he wasn't even playing in the NHL from age 36-39 (he was playing in Russia). He could easily be in 2nd place in the NHL by now, and closing in on 2,000 points.

He is a legend.

[el mechanico]

I thought blackmail was illegal? Don't mobsters get busted for this?

[PapayaTapper]

(09-20-2015 05:55 PM)rpg Wrote:  

She displays some pretty serious lip pursing selfie skills...her family must be so proud

And oh yeah...WB

[PapayaTapper]

(09-22-2015 11:07 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I thought blackmail was illegal? Don't mobsters get busted for this?

Dumbass+vagina = 0 accountability

[Geomann180]

(09-21-2015 05:12 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(09-21-2015 02:37 PM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  

Jagr is a legend, for sure.

But he is also lucky that this was a naive Czech girl and not an experienced Ameriskank.

If this happened here - there would already be a Rolling Stone article about him and she would be showing up to Panthers games with a mattress on her back

To which Jagr would respond: "Good, I see you came prepared for round 2."

I was about to ask WWJD?

#WhatWouldJagrDo?

G

[spokepoker]

Did the captain of the junior varsity team (or whoever her boyfriend was) toss her out on the street yet?

[uptownguy]

Disagree. Not much talent at all in Prague.