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08-30-2015, 08:04 AM
^^^^^^^
Wish granted. You only rape the men and then they get the women pregnant with artificial insemination.
I wish I was the original cock caurosel and the ride was always full.
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08-30-2015, 09:03 AM
Quote: (08-30-2015 08:04 AM)realologist Wrote:
^^^^^^^
Wish granted. You only rape the men and then they get the women pregnant with artificial insemination.
I wish I was the original cock caurosel and the ride was always full.
Granted but all the girls on the carousel are 300+ pounds with short rainbow colored hair and matching armpit hair.
I wish I had fuck you money
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08-30-2015, 09:34 AM
There's no more war, but no more innovation either. We become like the Amish, and that monster from M Night Shyamalanananan's "The Village" is real.
I wish that we could like posts on the forum from our phones.
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08-30-2015, 10:52 AM
Wish granted, but everyone is a special snowflake just like you.
I wish I was a ninja
I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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08-30-2015, 11:06 AM
Quote: (08-30-2015 10:52 AM)Fortis Wrote:
Wish granted, but everyone is a special snowflake just like you.
I wish I was a ninja
Granted, but you're also a turtle.
Wait that sounds awesome. I wish I was a ninja turtle too.
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08-31-2015, 11:58 AM
^^ Wish granted. But all the falcons in the whole world follow you around and try to sit on your arms.
I wish I owned a magazine like Playboy or Hustler magazine.
Don't debate me.
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08-31-2015, 03:44 PM
Quote: (08-31-2015 12:15 PM)bacan Wrote:
I wish I had 100% control over my emotions and could make myself extremely happy or focused with a snap of my fingers.
Wish granted, but anyone can snap their fingers and change your mood.
I wish for 100% anti-drop dead protection.
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08-31-2015, 04:22 PM
Yeah, how do you think it's possible? Today something is really upsetting me and I can't shake it off and focus on work.
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08-31-2015, 05:46 PM
Quote: (08-31-2015 05:09 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:
Quote: (08-31-2015 04:41 PM)realologist Wrote:
Wish granted but all you own is this street sign with Colombia on it.
I wish I knew the winners of all sporting events so I could gamble on them all becoming extremely rich.
Wish granted. Everyone assumes the game was rigged and broke your legs and stole your extreme riches.
I wish for bi-pedal tank.
Wish granted, you are visited by a Samoan named Tank and get pounded into submission.
I wish I could get people drunk by pointing at them.
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