I will start. I only have a few but, when I think of more, I might compile mine into a post for my blog.
Feel free to add your own :
1. The words 'I am sorry' should never be followed by 'but you'. If a chick does something wrong - especially a chick you are dating and you call her on it and she does apologise - she should just apologise.
Real apologies are never followed by the words 'but you' and then a description of what you did wrong to cause the problem in the first place.
Call her on that shit.
2. Girls you just met inisisting on you buying them drinks / meals. Girls who insist that this should be the case 'because you are the guy' are the worst. They have been raised to think that their company should be paid for.
If they justify it by saying well, you invited ME out so you should pay. These girls are parasites. Don't get mad at them or call them parasites just politely point out that you invited her out so you can both enjoy each others company and not so you could pay for her to tolerate your presence. Give her the joy of actually dating a guy with a backbone and a pair of balls for a change.
3. Girls texting you - shortly after you got their number and you have invited them out - saying they are not interested / too busy too meet you but requesting you to become her facebook friend.
You are here right now in the EXACT SAME CITY in the EXACT SAME WEEK and she does not want to meet you ?!
Why is fucks name would you want to become one of her facebook friends if she won't even make time for a chat over a coffee or a beer with you. Please explain it to me.
When I hear about guys who actually accept this shit it makes me want to grab them by the neck and shove rusty razor wire down their urethra.
Of course if you accept, which most guys will, you will just become one of her troop of facebook admirers. Constantly socially proofing her and telling her how cool or hot she looks in her latest photo without her having to do a damn thing for you in return.
As she never even made the effort to meet you, beyond your initial chance meeting, of course she will totally forget who you are within a week as you fade into the background chorus of her admirers - all singing in the key of B.
B for beta.
A better reply when she ask you to facebook her would be something like 'sorry, not interested in being one of your facebook fucktards but let me know if you want to meet up and swap orgams' or something like that. Another acceptable reply would be 'Sorry I only facebook girls after I have sex with them. House rules. No exceptions'.
Then, even if she does not meet you, damn sure she will at least remember you.
Feel free to add your own :
1. The words 'I am sorry' should never be followed by 'but you'. If a chick does something wrong - especially a chick you are dating and you call her on it and she does apologise - she should just apologise.
Real apologies are never followed by the words 'but you' and then a description of what you did wrong to cause the problem in the first place.
Call her on that shit.
2. Girls you just met inisisting on you buying them drinks / meals. Girls who insist that this should be the case 'because you are the guy' are the worst. They have been raised to think that their company should be paid for.
If they justify it by saying well, you invited ME out so you should pay. These girls are parasites. Don't get mad at them or call them parasites just politely point out that you invited her out so you can both enjoy each others company and not so you could pay for her to tolerate your presence. Give her the joy of actually dating a guy with a backbone and a pair of balls for a change.
3. Girls texting you - shortly after you got their number and you have invited them out - saying they are not interested / too busy too meet you but requesting you to become her facebook friend.
You are here right now in the EXACT SAME CITY in the EXACT SAME WEEK and she does not want to meet you ?!
Why is fucks name would you want to become one of her facebook friends if she won't even make time for a chat over a coffee or a beer with you. Please explain it to me.
When I hear about guys who actually accept this shit it makes me want to grab them by the neck and shove rusty razor wire down their urethra.
Of course if you accept, which most guys will, you will just become one of her troop of facebook admirers. Constantly socially proofing her and telling her how cool or hot she looks in her latest photo without her having to do a damn thing for you in return.
As she never even made the effort to meet you, beyond your initial chance meeting, of course she will totally forget who you are within a week as you fade into the background chorus of her admirers - all singing in the key of B.
B for beta.
A better reply when she ask you to facebook her would be something like 'sorry, not interested in being one of your facebook fucktards but let me know if you want to meet up and swap orgams' or something like that. Another acceptable reply would be 'Sorry I only facebook girls after I have sex with them. House rules. No exceptions'.
Then, even if she does not meet you, damn sure she will at least remember you.