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08-08-2015, 08:54 AM
I just say "Nazdravlje" ("To your health"). Saying something more complicated would feel corny, unless we really were celebrating something huge and rare.
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08-08-2015, 10:29 AM
"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!"
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08-08-2015, 11:15 AM
Para todo mal mezcal y para todo bien también, y si no hay remedio tómate litro y medio
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08-08-2015, 11:30 AM
"Here’s to the breezes that blow through the trees,
That blow the skirts off of young girls’ knees,
Which lead to the sight that sometimes pleases,
But often just teases or just spreads diseases"
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08-08-2015, 11:48 AM
Here's to being single.....seeing double.....and making triple!
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08-08-2015, 04:17 PM
Here's to good boots, tight pussy, and a warm place to shit.
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08-08-2015, 05:41 PM
I say "kippis". It literally means "Let's click the glasses together".
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08-09-2015, 04:00 AM
"May all your joy be true joy, and all your pain be Champagne"
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08-10-2015, 12:58 PM
May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.
To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.
To the kisses we've snatched, and vice versa.
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08-10-2015, 02:06 PM
French toast?
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08-10-2015, 02:25 PM
A main, à bouche, à cul.
Translation: in the hand, in the mouth, towards the ass.
At "à main" you take your drink, at "à bouche" you bring it to your lips and at "à cul" you empty it.
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08-10-2015, 06:24 PM
I usually just freestyle a toast depending on the company and what we're doing. If we're celebrating, I toast to whatever we're celebrating. Its nothing pre-made or canned, but something like "This one is for Jimmy, the baddest motherfucker in this bar" or something like that. Sometimes I toast to the bitches.
I also use "Kampai" or "na zdorovje" when it doesn't warrant a custom toast.
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08-10-2015, 06:55 PM
I just say "To great men"
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08-10-2015, 08:03 PM
I'm always a fan of a simple "¡Salud!"
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08-11-2015, 02:14 AM
I've found one that seems to be germane to virtually every special or not so special occasion, whether it be boss' birthday, going out with friends, or celebrating a colleague's successful deal.
I begin with a hearty, exuberant "To the Glory of Fast Eddie", followed a half a beat later with a softer, more thoughtful and profound "the Great glory of Fast Eddie".
Sets the right mood every time.
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08-11-2015, 08:59 AM
Here's to honor
to getting on her
staying on her
and if you can't come in her, come on her
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08-11-2015, 08:53 PM
"Here's to being on the right side of unfair."