[CJ]

This reminds me of a time a roommate and I went over to this chick's place to drink and her roommate was there banging some dude... you could smell her nasty pussy throughout the whole apartment. I literally had to leave before I vomited, it was the worst smell I've ever encountered.

I honestly couldn't do it, I'd make up an excuse and flee the scene!

[el mechanico]

Ok, then hows about dem strippers?


[/quote]

strippers are some of the worst human beings in the country, I don't go to american strip clubs, the girls are fat and nasty as hell and they all date brothas


[/quote]Heres the club near my house rockstar,
http://www.bareassetsholiday.com/
I think the ladies there are equal opportunity

[endobendo]

what do you guys do to keep the dick area clean/fresh other than normal soap and water in the shower?

[FilMor]

(05-30-2011 12:45 PM)endobendo Wrote:  

what do you guys do to keep the dick area clean/fresh other than normal soap and water in the shower?

[Moma]

(05-30-2011 12:45 PM)endobendo Wrote:  

what do you guys do to keep the dick area clean/fresh other than normal soap and water in the shower?

Use baking soda. It works like magic.

[rozayINTL]

shower two or three times a day if you have to. use shampoo in the area.

moma yeah, it was terrible.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Glicerin Soap over and over and over.

[Screwston]

Ok, then hows about dem strippers?


[/quote]

strippers are some of the worst human beings in the country, I don't go to american strip clubs, the girls are fat and nasty as hell and they all date brothas


[/quote]
that's a retarded statement.

Its a MUST that you shave your pubs and keep the balls trimmed up. It helps so much with sweat. I'm glad I wasn't circumsized, I've heard sex feels a lot better with the extra skin. I sure as hell ain't getting it cut off now, I'm to old

[rozayINTL]

Houston I have experienced both & I have to say there is really no difference, at all. & when I was uncircumcised I never felt like I wasn't clean. you gotta clean your dick no matter what.

[Willy Wonka]

(05-29-2011 06:38 AM)sir_seducer Wrote:  

i dont even wanna look at vaginas ..because they are ugly to see...for my dick pleasure i insert into it....vaginas smells..but who cares...u just want to couple of strokes before your dick split it out inside vagina.

HAHAHA. That shit made me laugh for real.

[Rockstar]

afronoob, you are incorrect. That fishy smell coming from her is 9/10 going to be a bacterial infection called Vaginosis. Google it.

She can kill it with antibiotics, but once they get it once they'll get it again.

[Chad Daring]

(05-29-2011 11:15 PM)Moma Wrote:  

Carry some baking soda and rub some of it on her punany surreptitiously. That should solve the issue.

Excuse me, but, LAWL

I almost fell out of my chair.

I've only had one encounter with a "funky" snizz so far, that is to say a snatch that was down right foul before anything got to going.

I understand that most girls, as you are fucking, will get a bit of a wiff to them, but its a different smell then cunt rot. The aforementioned girl came over for what would've been our first bang, which truly pissed me off because if she knew we were getting down why would she not scrub the skank off herself?

Anyways, we got down to business and after about 20 min of foreplay/make out I work my way down and undo her pants, I pulled her jeans off, left her panties on and the smell almost literally put me on my ass.

I faked a migraine and blamed the wine we had earlier and just fell asleep. I cut her off cold after that, just stopped talking to her entirely. She was 26, I figured after that many years if she couldn't figure out how to scrub the skeez off her cooz then she wasn't worth keeping around.