I don't know why I haven't posted this yet, but this is one of my favorite routines to blast through the first couple minutes of conversation, used as recently as last night. I'm not sure where I got this from, I think it's a modified version of one of that wizard guy's routines.
Keep in mind I rarely ask a girl's name first, so when she gives it to me, I go into this routine. So, here's the gist of how I used it last night:
I was sitting on a bench outside the bar, and a girl comes up and asks if I mind if she sits down, obviously I don't, even though she was fairly average, probably a 6. We start talking, and her even more average looking friend decides to join in, but no big deal.
At some point she says, "By the way, hello I'm Jenn." This is where the routine beings.
I reply with disgust and a variation of, "Oh no, I've never met a Jenn that wasn't trouble! I don't know if we can be friends."
Now I go into why we couldn't ever hang out because of her name. In this case Jenn is a very common name, so I also go into a "Well how do you spell it?" side routine, and cringe/shake my head when she does.
Her friend then chimes in, "What about Katy's" to which I reply "Katy's are even worse! Always meddling in my business." (A not so subtle hint)
The idea is she tries to qualify herself as better than other Jenn(s) you knew. Remember you didn't say if the other girl with the same name was an ex, a friend, a relative or whatever, let her imagination come up with all that. Half the time, I'm making it up when I use this routine, but in this case I have dated a Jenni.
They may say (like last night), "Well I've known a few CJ's that were trouble too." to which I instantly reply with something cocky, IIRC last night I said, "Don't worry that's because they weren't as cool as me."
As usual, this went on fairly well, until another friend of theirs showed up too. She was slightly more attractive, and I kept the routine going, only this time I said, "Oh Anna? Sweet, never met an uncool Anna." She then goes on to qualify herself to avoid being the first "uncool" Anna.
Tragically my buddy I was out with walked over and killed the vibe, shortly after Katy went back in, then Jenn, then after awhile Anna followed. Could've partially been because I shifted my attention too much, or because they had drinks waiting inside, I don't know and I don't follow chicks around. Either way I should probably just start going out alone.
Anyway, hopefully this routine works for some of you. It's great because you can use it on just one girl, or on a group like I did last night, and you can use it at any time in any setting.
Keep in mind I rarely ask a girl's name first, so when she gives it to me, I go into this routine. So, here's the gist of how I used it last night:
I was sitting on a bench outside the bar, and a girl comes up and asks if I mind if she sits down, obviously I don't, even though she was fairly average, probably a 6. We start talking, and her even more average looking friend decides to join in, but no big deal.
At some point she says, "By the way, hello I'm Jenn." This is where the routine beings.
I reply with disgust and a variation of, "Oh no, I've never met a Jenn that wasn't trouble! I don't know if we can be friends."
Now I go into why we couldn't ever hang out because of her name. In this case Jenn is a very common name, so I also go into a "Well how do you spell it?" side routine, and cringe/shake my head when she does.
Her friend then chimes in, "What about Katy's" to which I reply "Katy's are even worse! Always meddling in my business." (A not so subtle hint)
The idea is she tries to qualify herself as better than other Jenn(s) you knew. Remember you didn't say if the other girl with the same name was an ex, a friend, a relative or whatever, let her imagination come up with all that. Half the time, I'm making it up when I use this routine, but in this case I have dated a Jenni.
They may say (like last night), "Well I've known a few CJ's that were trouble too." to which I instantly reply with something cocky, IIRC last night I said, "Don't worry that's because they weren't as cool as me."
As usual, this went on fairly well, until another friend of theirs showed up too. She was slightly more attractive, and I kept the routine going, only this time I said, "Oh Anna? Sweet, never met an uncool Anna." She then goes on to qualify herself to avoid being the first "uncool" Anna.
Tragically my buddy I was out with walked over and killed the vibe, shortly after Katy went back in, then Jenn, then after awhile Anna followed. Could've partially been because I shifted my attention too much, or because they had drinks waiting inside, I don't know and I don't follow chicks around. Either way I should probably just start going out alone.
Anyway, hopefully this routine works for some of you. It's great because you can use it on just one girl, or on a group like I did last night, and you can use it at any time in any setting.
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