[Ben Kenobi]

In the "Closing" thread Roosh gave some advice about what to say to get back to a girl's place. I was just curious what some of the stupidest/most absurd/best/weirdest things some of you have said to get back to a girl's place successfully or get inside once you are already there.

[Roosh]

"why don't you come over to see my new potted plant"

I was confident i could say anything to get a girl over and it would work, but it failed. I had to use a "real" excuse.

[X-Factor]

Haha. Nice...

I've said some pretty ridiculous things over the years, especially when I was in college. Holy cow. Some of them worked, some of them didn't.

One time I even used the old line, "I mean, we could DIE tomorrow! Let's live in the moment and just enjoy it."

Nah, that one didn't work. But it was funny as all hell. I can't really remember that far back (college was twelve years ago) because I was drunk most of the time in college. I really do laugh at some of the stupid shit I've said over the years in order to sex a girl.

Good times...

[duncanidaho]

I've said these the moment we arrive at her place from driving or walking her home.

"I'm a little excessive compulsive about the lack of hygiene in public restrooms, mind if I use your toilet?"

"I'm gettin' sleepy, do you know where I can get coffee, or some store where I can get some caffeine for the trip home?" I've used this line twice, and both times I got offered to come in and they've made me coffee.

[pyroman_a7x]

"There are over 300 bones in your body, what's one more?" I've never used it earnest, but one day, I will.

[speakeasy]

"I'm way too drunk to drive home, you'd feel guilty if I got in an accident, mind if I crash in your bed tonight?" :-P

[Roosh]

(08-22-2008 11:42 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

"I'm way too drunk to drive home, you'd feel guilty if I got in an accident, mind if I crash in your bed tonight?" :-P

I don't see how that wouldnt work

[Thegrimytraveler]

One line that I use that's pretty effective is

"I can show you better than I can tell you"

but all depends on your rapport and delivery. If you have built attraction up already and you know she's in the bag...then you can use this one.

[Trotter]

"Is Bob home?"

The fun part is that this girl and my friend Bob were roommates. She was smart enough to know that I didn't walk her home just to see Bob. Gawd, I miss that girl... she was the perfect mix of spicy, and crazy. Also the only girl I've hooked up with that loved nothing better than to give oral... all the time... on command... voluntarily... all night long. That's like a one in a billion find.