[Independent1]

Title says it all.

Let's rack up a list that we can use when the post nut syndrome haunts us. Nothing worst than having an annoying girl want to stay and talk nonsense after you just banged her.

EDIT: Just realised I posted this in the travel forum rather than game. IF someone could move this that would be great. Thanks

[Selembao]

I use two lines only.

Since I read that article (http://www.rooshv.com/girlfriend-cheating-tips), "Steve" has become my best friend.
"I'm meeting Steve in an hour and need to go now"
She'll understand that she can't stay at my place while am being away, meeting my friend.

Sometimes, I take her to a public place. If she's willing to spend time in public with me after sex, she'll likely not make a false rape accusation.
"Let's have a drink at XYZ"

[JayJuanGee]

(03-13-2015 01:42 AM)Lanky0 Wrote:  

Title says it all.

Let's rack up a list that we can use when the post nut syndrome haunts us. Nothing worst than having an annoying girl want to stay and talk nonsense after you just banged her.

EDIT: Just realised I posted this in the travel forum rather than game. IF someone could move this that would be great. Thanks

What is the context that you consider for something like this? I mean what's your usual set up? I tend to bang girls in my pad, or if she is willing to go to her pad; however, some guys do NOT like to bring girls to their pad (probably for the reason that it is a bit harder to get rid of her in as clean of a manner). I also do NOT tend to do too many complete one night stands, because usually when I get the bang, I like to get a few bangs, before I start to come up with excuses, such as I am busy with a work project.. Work projects tend to be good excuses for me, but they are also generally true.... so it is pretty easy to say that I have to get some sleep to prepare to work on x, y or z that I have due. Call me a fud dud.

[Independent1]

(03-13-2015 02:59 AM)JayJuanGee Wrote:  

(03-13-2015 01:42 AM)Lanky0 Wrote:  

Title says it all.

Let's rack up a list that we can use when the post nut syndrome haunts us. Nothing worst than having an annoying girl want to stay and talk nonsense after you just banged her.

EDIT: Just realised I posted this in the travel forum rather than game. IF someone could move this that would be great. Thanks

What is the context that you consider for something like this? I mean what's your usual set up? I tend to bang girls in my pad, or if she is willing to go to her pad; however, some guys do NOT like to bring girls to their pad (probably for the reason that it is a bit harder to get rid of her in as clean of a manner). I also do NOT tend to do too many complete one night stands, because usually when I get the bang, I like to get a few bangs, before I start to come up with excuses, such as I am busy with a work project.. Work projects tend to be good excuses for me, but they are also generally true.... so it is pretty easy to say that I have to get some sleep to prepare to work on x, y or z that I have due. Call me a fud dud.

In cases where i bang a girl at my place via SNL (sometimes from partying or just dating). If I never want to bang her again it's quite easy as you can be inpolite yet it doesn't matter. I usually like getting a few bangs too, but that doesn't mean I want them to hang around so long, so I'm looking for good excuses that will keep the girl "warm" in terms of sticking around in the harem.

I am writing up a mini datasheet that should help keep girls in your harem, I could include an "excuse" section that could be part of it.

[Papi Rico]

"Excuse me miss, I have to drop some data on RooshV Forum"

[kaotic]

"I've got work early, that was fun"
"I've gotta pick up my drunk buddies so they don't get a DUI"
"I'm tired as fuck, let's hangout again soon"

I mean I'm pretty honest, I only meet girls after 8:30pm so they pretty much know when to leave.

[El Rey]

"I have to take a shit. I think the appetizers gave me diarrhea."

[RIslander]

Tell her you're out of soda and you'll be right back

[ridiculous_nicholas]

Personally I don't use any excuse that would imply that I thought the sex was meaningless. The last thing you need is to say something that could be considered insensitive to a girl who might think the sex was more than it was. The type of girl who doesn't see that it is obviously casual is the same type that would fly off the handle and cause a scene. Some say you can be impolite, but remember this person is in your home and you don't need some cause for argument or discussion that would delay the exit.

The best excuses are ones that are semi-important and have an exact or non-negotiable time, such as:

- I have a work meeting at 9:30
- I have to pick up my friend at the airport at 8
- Dentist appointment at 7.

usually its best to drop a seed the night before by casually mentioning your excuse. say you aren't looking forward to a meeting tomorrow or something. Then when you tell her in the morning, she will be understanding. Or you could just be up front the night before and give a warning that you have to leave at a certain time. Never use an excuse that allows her to try to convince you otherwise. Stuff like hanging out with friends can always be rescheduled and seems small.

On a side note you can use this technique when talking to strangers. Many times strangers won't like talking to you because they don't have an "out." If you say something like, "Hey I have to catch a bus in 2 minutes, but can I ask you something...." they more than likely will open right up.

[shotgun]

Some brilliant tips here:

http://www.returnofkings.com/25746/how-t...ts-holdout

[The Great Basilisk]

"I have to return some videotapes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8coOHhotXY

[Esus]

Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.

[JayJuanGee]

(03-14-2015 01:35 AM)ridiculous_nicholas Wrote:  

Personally I don't use any excuse that would imply that I thought the sex was meaningless. The last thing you need is to say something that could be considered insensitive to a girl who might think the sex was more than it was. The type of girl who doesn't see that it is obviously casual is the same type that would fly off the handle and cause a scene. Some say you can be impolite, but remember this person is in your home and you don't need some cause for argument or discussion that would delay the exit.

The best excuses are ones that are semi-important and have an exact or non-negotiable time, such as:

- I have a work meeting at 9:30
- I have to pick up my friend at the airport at 8
- Dentist appointment at 7.

usually its best to drop a seed the night before by casually mentioning your excuse. say you aren't looking forward to a meeting tomorrow or something. Then when you tell her in the morning, she will be understanding. Or you could just be up front the night before and give a warning that you have to leave at a certain time. Never use an excuse that allows her to try to convince you otherwise. Stuff like hanging out with friends can always be rescheduled and seems small.

On a side note you can use this technique when talking to strangers. Many times strangers won't like talking to you because they don't have an "out." If you say something like, "Hey I have to catch a bus in 2 minutes, but can I ask you something...." they more than likely will open right up.

RidiculousN: I agree with all of your points, and your first paragraph about just having had sex with a girl should NOT be understated. A lot of girls put a lot of emotional value in the sex part of the relationship, and frequently, girls will find it very significant the fact that they agreed to have sex with you.

In this regard, many times, it will be easy to have several repeat bangs from a girl who has decided to go that far with you (that is if you want repeats). Accordingly, I like to play that emotional aspect of the girls to understand that I have already achieved a certain high value in the mind of the girl and I will NOT have to start from step one again if I want to pursue her further, unless I had caused some of that upon myself by acting stupid or saying things that make little to NO sense in terms of her frequently likely perception of some emotional special thing in respect to sex.

I agree that any of my excuses will be based on real reasons (helps to remember them, too), and very rarely would I say something that would denigrate the level of her emotional investment into the relationship, unless she starts acting really psycho on her own. If a girl starts acting real crazy, then I may begin to fight a little dirtier with her (because in my eyes she has started the fight or the need for me to denigrate the situation, not me).

[Suits]

(03-14-2015 01:35 AM)ridiculous_nicholas Wrote:  

On a side note you can use this technique when talking to strangers. Many times strangers won't like talking to you because they don't have an "out." If you say something like, "Hey I have to catch a bus in 2 minutes, but can I ask you something...." they more than likely will open right up.

False time constraint. Mystery.

[FortYrOldVirgin]

(03-14-2015 01:18 PM)Esus Wrote:  

Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.

LOL. Caught me off guard with this one.

I think going with "work conference call" or "online conference"
That way if you get caught shortly after outside at the mall/bar or whatever, it is easily recoverable.

[Downtown]

just quote Jax Teller from Son's of Anarchy: "get out"

[ridiculous_nicholas]

(03-15-2015 12:18 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-14-2015 01:35 AM)ridiculous_nicholas Wrote:  

On a side note you can use this technique when talking to strangers. Many times strangers won't like talking to you because they don't have an "out." If you say something like, "Hey I have to catch a bus in 2 minutes, but can I ask you something...." they more than likely will open right up.

False time constraint. Mystery.

I've never read his stuff but certainly he didn't invent the concept. I initially heard about it from an FBI instructor. He has some other good tips, though I wouldn't apply some of these when talking to women: http://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2013/07/...ith-anyone

[civpro]

I've used "I've got work early in the morning" (I was unemployed)

[philosophical_recovery]

(03-14-2015 01:18 PM)Esus Wrote:  

Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.

But, what if she says yes?

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

(03-15-2015 09:19 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(03-14-2015 01:18 PM)Esus Wrote:  

Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.

But, what if she says yes?

Increase the neg by saying you have diarrhea

[philosophical_recovery]

(03-15-2015 10:16 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  

(03-15-2015 09:19 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(03-14-2015 01:18 PM)Esus Wrote:  

Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.

But, what if she says yes?

Increase the neg by saying you have diarrhea

What has worked for me: "I need to sleep, and you keep me awake". I've only used this on the girls that I just don't sleep well with. It's usually when I really only want them around for sex and that's it. Girls that I'm actually into I like to lay on my stomach and put my forearm between/on their tits with my hand wrapped in their hair or around their neck. I sleep extremely well that way. But, I have zero urge to do that with girls that annoy me.

I like morning sex too much with the girls that I like, especially after lifting weights in the early dawn, doing something creative in the quiet time, or having coffee and reading before coming back into the bedroom. The creature stirs.

[Medic42]

(03-14-2015 01:13 PM)The Great Basilisk Wrote:  

"I have to return some videotapes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8coOHhotXY

What's a video tape?

[Nightwing]

I've got an interview early tomorrow morning, I have to practice.
I've got a quarterly evaluation coming up, I have to practice.
I've got a martial arts tournament to win tomorrow, I have to practice/would you mind being my punching bag?
I have to vent about my girlfriend, I need someone to be my pillow.