Either I'm being trolled or this has got to be the beta of the century.
Beta of the century
95% sure it's fake, but there are dudes out there that beta so you can't be 100% sure.
I am pretty sure I have seen this before. However, the well thought out thread title makes up for it.
@crashbangwallop , don't know them personally but had a roommate 4 years ago who came home one and caught his girlfriend straddling some dude she had been telling him for months was gay. Funny thing is they are still together today. I guess some guys were born to be idiots.
Quote: (03-12-2015 09:40 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:
I am pretty sure I have seen this before. However, the well thought out thread title makes up for it.
Me too. It was in the beta/white knights thread I think.
Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.
Women are like sandwiches. All men love sandwiches. That's a given. But sandwiches are only good when they're fresh. Nobody wants a day old sandwich. The bread is all soggy and the meat is spoiled.
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I know a guy (not personally) who sent his gorgeous gf of 2 years to have a vacation in my place. She's Ukrainian, I'm Turkish. You do the math.
Or let me do it for you. It took me 3 days to fuck her, 7 days to fuck her mouth. On the 9th day, she broke up with her bf and asked him to move out in 24 hours.
The point is, we owe A LOT to betas of the world. Thank him when you see one, for without betas there are no alphas.
Or let me do it for you. It took me 3 days to fuck her, 7 days to fuck her mouth. On the 9th day, she broke up with her bf and asked him to move out in 24 hours.
The point is, we owe A LOT to betas of the world. Thank him when you see one, for without betas there are no alphas.
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I feel like I saw this on Roissy.
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Isn't there a thread dedicated to these? Post there.
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@Tuthmosis, came across it on my Facebook and thought it was interesting. Apparently it has already been posted on the White Knight thread.
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I sense Tuthmosis is charging his batteries.
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Saw this a while ago. Very old and classic.
Quote: (03-12-2015 11:50 AM)turkishcandy Wrote:
I know a guy (not personally) who sent his gorgeous gf of 2 years to have a vacation in my place. She's Ukrainian, I'm Turkish. You do the math.
Or let me do it for you. It took me 3 days to fuck her, 7 days to fuck her mouth. On the 9th day, she broke up with her bf and asked him to move out in 24 hours.
The point is, we owe A LOT to betas of the world. Thank him when you see one, for without betas there are no alphas.
And you are proud of this?
Yeah. I gave good dicking to a girl in need, and taught an important life lesson to the boy: women are not to be trusted with other guys. I might even have stopped him from sending his future wife to vacation alone. Marriage saved, no thanks needed.
Would I like it if someone else did it to MY gf? No. My gf gets asked out by a dozen guys a week. The day I let her have a ''friendly coffee'' with one of those fuckers is the day I deserve being cheated on.
Never stop going after a girl you want just to do a favor to her bf who is a total stranger. Nobody else is gonna do you this favor. People ARE going to hit on your girlfriend, your wife and then your married daughter too. In fact, the chances are, that guy whom you want to do a favor would hit on your girlfriend if he had the chance. Even if he is the most moral guy on the earth, if your girlfriend was hot enough, he would first want to be her friend, spend time with her, support her, listen to her and in the end he would realize that he can no longer fight his feelings for her and he would declare his love. That's how betas get laid. That's how the world works.
Humanity is just a race of impregnating as many women as possible and have other men provide for them. 99% of your sperm are infertile cells that only work to stop other men from impregnating your woman. By letting your morality stop you from banging another man's woman, you are not only making the biggest game mistake but also going against your very own nature.
Another story: I once banged a Polish girl who had a bf of 7 YEARS waiting for her back home. We hooked up for only 2 nights in a row. On the second night, she asked me where this was going. I told her that I liked her but she had a bf and there was nothing I could do about that. One week later, she proposed to me that she would break up with him if I wanted to become her boyfriend. I told her no and to go back to her bf. Another week passed and she broke up with her bf regardless, moved out to her brother's apartment and asked me to pay her a visit. So it turned out she was just bored from dating a beta for 7 years and she was trying to guilttrap me in a relationship on her way out of her last relationship.
The point is, women are hypergamous and no relationship is too sacred or too beautiful to break apart. Grab what you can and leave nothing behind.
Would I like it if someone else did it to MY gf? No. My gf gets asked out by a dozen guys a week. The day I let her have a ''friendly coffee'' with one of those fuckers is the day I deserve being cheated on.
Never stop going after a girl you want just to do a favor to her bf who is a total stranger. Nobody else is gonna do you this favor. People ARE going to hit on your girlfriend, your wife and then your married daughter too. In fact, the chances are, that guy whom you want to do a favor would hit on your girlfriend if he had the chance. Even if he is the most moral guy on the earth, if your girlfriend was hot enough, he would first want to be her friend, spend time with her, support her, listen to her and in the end he would realize that he can no longer fight his feelings for her and he would declare his love. That's how betas get laid. That's how the world works.
Humanity is just a race of impregnating as many women as possible and have other men provide for them. 99% of your sperm are infertile cells that only work to stop other men from impregnating your woman. By letting your morality stop you from banging another man's woman, you are not only making the biggest game mistake but also going against your very own nature.
Another story: I once banged a Polish girl who had a bf of 7 YEARS waiting for her back home. We hooked up for only 2 nights in a row. On the second night, she asked me where this was going. I told her that I liked her but she had a bf and there was nothing I could do about that. One week later, she proposed to me that she would break up with him if I wanted to become her boyfriend. I told her no and to go back to her bf. Another week passed and she broke up with her bf regardless, moved out to her brother's apartment and asked me to pay her a visit. So it turned out she was just bored from dating a beta for 7 years and she was trying to guilttrap me in a relationship on her way out of her last relationship.
The point is, women are hypergamous and no relationship is too sacred or too beautiful to break apart. Grab what you can and leave nothing behind.
I'll top your beta of the century. Here's this poor sod's actual plea.
"As you know, spring break is fastly [sic] approaching and my youngin (pictured above) and her friends are going to Miami. If you know anything about Miami, you know that she shouldn’t go without a chaperone. I need to get there to be with her and share this joyous time but my funds have been exhausted… If you can find it in your heart to donate ANYTHING to help save my relationship I would greatly appreciate it."
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http://www.bustle.com/articles/69877-man...-issues-to
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/college/news...ing-break/
"As you know, spring break is fastly [sic] approaching and my youngin (pictured above) and her friends are going to Miami. If you know anything about Miami, you know that she shouldn’t go without a chaperone. I need to get there to be with her and share this joyous time but my funds have been exhausted… If you can find it in your heart to donate ANYTHING to help save my relationship I would greatly appreciate it."
http://www.bustle.com/articles/69877-man...-issues-to
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/college/news...ing-break/
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
Quote: (03-14-2015 06:04 AM)turkishcandy Wrote:
The point is, women are hypergamous and no relationship is too sacred or too beautiful to break apart. Grab what you can and leave nothing behind.
Nope, sorry. Call me a "beta" or whatnot but I would never go as far as breaking up a relationship simply for some pussy. I understand your position however after taking your background into account and realizing that is more or less normal in that part of the world.
Quote: (03-16-2015 07:29 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:
Quote: (03-14-2015 06:04 AM)turkishcandy Wrote:
The point is, women are hypergamous and no relationship is too sacred or too beautiful to break apart. Grab what you can and leave nothing behind.
Nope, sorry. Call me a "beta" or whatnot but I would never go as far as breaking up a relationship simply for some pussy. I understand your position however after taking your background into account and realizing that is more or less normal in that part of the world.
I agree with both of you. Yes, women are hypergamous. They have no honor or morality and will throw a relationship in the shitter on a whim. Even knowing this, I have never banged a married or engaged woman. My decision is made not out of morality but the fact that I don't want to deal with the associated headaches that could occur from it. Unmarried pussy is cheap and easy. There is no need to risk my well being over something that is so plentiful.
Quote: (03-16-2015 08:36 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:
Quote: (03-16-2015 07:29 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:
Quote: (03-14-2015 06:04 AM)turkishcandy Wrote:
The point is, women are hypergamous and no relationship is too sacred or too beautiful to break apart. Grab what you can and leave nothing behind.
Nope, sorry. Call me a "beta" or whatnot but I would never go as far as breaking up a relationship simply for some pussy. I understand your position however after taking your background into account and realizing that is more or less normal in that part of the world.
I agree with both of you. Yes, women are hypergamous. They have no honor or morality and will throw a relationship in the shitter on a whim. Even knowing this, I have never banged a married or engaged woman. My decision is made not out of morality but the fact that I don't want to deal with the associated headaches that could occur from it. Unmarried pussy is cheap and easy. There is no need to risk my well being over something that is so plentiful.
Yes, but I've met women with an n of 0 who I know would stay committed to a relationship even in the worst of times. My mother for one is and has. As will my sisters.
I'm the King of Beijing!
Quote: (03-16-2015 08:49 PM)Suits Wrote:
Yes, but I've met women with an n of 0 who I know would stay committed to a relationship even in the worst of times. My mother for one is and has. As will my sisters.
How attractive are they? And if attractive and in an age range where they have options, do you have examples of hard times they stuck through? This is a genuine question, I am not trying to be a smart ass.
It does happen. Women raised in a good culture, sheltered and who associate with similar friends, very familial, they can even be attractive.
But the father or husband is the biggest factor. Always. Because the father and husband IS the culture. I can't remember one time my dad ever truly lost it. He rarely even raises his voice. But just imagining what it might be like is honestly scary. It's also not a spousal dynamic thing, it's man-to-man. Seeing that hint of the uncivilized and primal, the implied capacity for violence beneath the typical veneer of the upper-middle-class easygoing American man in his forties/fifties.
Sometimes my mom screwed up scheduling with me or my brother as a kid, or household spending and his face just goes blank, but you can feel the gears turning in his head, the calculation. In her head, she's realizing that you're evaluating her in a cold objective way like a balance sheet. Have you seen a wailing baby suddenly fall silent when coyotes howl?
It's the dread game. The old-school, patriarchal men have this. We have to have this. A woman can't be too close to other men or fuck up because you'll... what?You'll walk out on her? Or you'll punish her in some other way? So she doesn't ever want to find out so she doesn't even test you.
She doesn't want to be the cat killed by curiosity. Give even a reason to be a suspicious is guilt in and of itself.
They just have that vague, uneasy feeling about how you'll react. The only thing that can compete against such primal forces as a woman's passion and spontaneity that can lead to cheating isn't cerebral notions of loyalty and honor, but other primal emotions. Like dread. What tapping into it does is that it affects other people's perception of you.
Have people ever gotten really nervous saying they fucked up their part of a project? People who've only been around you in fair weather and at most only been around you a few seconds when you're in Serious Sam mode? Now there's irrationality in her head that you can see everything she does, that you notice even the most subtle signs in her behavior.
Even things like having a "knowing" look on your face when talking to her. She can't only know the charismatic, popular, disciplined, driven, stylish, witty, talkative, social butterfly side of yourself. Being able to suddenly and deliberately shift gears and poison the easygoing, happy, fun vibe into something alien and primal when you need to and remind her that you are a male of the homo sapiens race. A little change in energy in the way your eyes are set and she realizes how small she is. You've got like 6 inches and 50+ pounds on her. Teasing, gone. Understanding and sympathy, gone.
That's what domesticated women.
But the father or husband is the biggest factor. Always. Because the father and husband IS the culture. I can't remember one time my dad ever truly lost it. He rarely even raises his voice. But just imagining what it might be like is honestly scary. It's also not a spousal dynamic thing, it's man-to-man. Seeing that hint of the uncivilized and primal, the implied capacity for violence beneath the typical veneer of the upper-middle-class easygoing American man in his forties/fifties.
Sometimes my mom screwed up scheduling with me or my brother as a kid, or household spending and his face just goes blank, but you can feel the gears turning in his head, the calculation. In her head, she's realizing that you're evaluating her in a cold objective way like a balance sheet. Have you seen a wailing baby suddenly fall silent when coyotes howl?
It's the dread game. The old-school, patriarchal men have this. We have to have this. A woman can't be too close to other men or fuck up because you'll... what?You'll walk out on her? Or you'll punish her in some other way? So she doesn't ever want to find out so she doesn't even test you.
She doesn't want to be the cat killed by curiosity. Give even a reason to be a suspicious is guilt in and of itself.
They just have that vague, uneasy feeling about how you'll react. The only thing that can compete against such primal forces as a woman's passion and spontaneity that can lead to cheating isn't cerebral notions of loyalty and honor, but other primal emotions. Like dread. What tapping into it does is that it affects other people's perception of you.
Have people ever gotten really nervous saying they fucked up their part of a project? People who've only been around you in fair weather and at most only been around you a few seconds when you're in Serious Sam mode? Now there's irrationality in her head that you can see everything she does, that you notice even the most subtle signs in her behavior.
Even things like having a "knowing" look on your face when talking to her. She can't only know the charismatic, popular, disciplined, driven, stylish, witty, talkative, social butterfly side of yourself. Being able to suddenly and deliberately shift gears and poison the easygoing, happy, fun vibe into something alien and primal when you need to and remind her that you are a male of the homo sapiens race. A little change in energy in the way your eyes are set and she realizes how small she is. You've got like 6 inches and 50+ pounds on her. Teasing, gone. Understanding and sympathy, gone.
That's what domesticated women.
Quote: (03-16-2015 08:57 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:
Quote: (03-16-2015 08:49 PM)Suits Wrote:
Yes, but I've met women with an n of 0 who I know would stay committed to a relationship even in the worst of times. My mother for one is and has. As will my sisters.
How attractive are they? And if attractive and in an age range where they have options, do you have examples of hard times they stuck through? This is a genuine question, I am not trying to be a smart ass.
This is a relevant question. They are all 5-6.5s.
If they were 8's, you can guarantee that they would have so many opportunities to date "misunderstood Brad McRockbanddrummer" badboys in high school, that there would have been little that my parents could have done in this modern era to restrain their hypergamy.
There genuine lack of attractiveness meant that the losers who would have used them and thrown them away were to low in quality to actually get them interested.
If the "most popular boy" in the school had come calling, I think things might have turned out differently.
That being said, my youngest sister (a 5 when she isn't packing on the pounds, which is something that fluctuates for her) did experiment with a badboy and got used and abused, but fortunately she went in a better direction immediately after and is now married to a very good guy that she's lucky to be with.
My family, male and female, tends to marry young. This has been going on for several generations. 19-23 is the normal range.
I'm the one exception. My family is, with limited exception, very intelligent, but not necessarily highly attractive and the men have generally gone for 5-6's who were overlooked by other men, but at least were capable of intellectual conversation.
I haven't married, because I haven't been able to meet a 7-8 who is capable of intellectual discussion.
If I'm going to dedicate myself to someone for life, she better start off as at least a 7-8, because it's all down hill from there.
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