[Tuthmosis]

It looks like outer space is going to be the next frontier of game, since all signs point to there being some legit talent interested in hopping on the Mars mission. These particular chicks will be too old by whenever it happens, but it shows that the type of chick who's down to go into space is of the bangable variety.

Look at it this way: no sausage fests or iPhones (or condoms) on Mars! How many forum members can claim a Mars flag?

Browse the (video) profiles for yourself.

Which ones would you bang?

This one is trying to bring sausage with her.

   

This one isn't bad.

   

Crazy bird chick.

   

[LeBeau]

I've said it before, I can't wait to see the first "Earth's Orbit" Data Sheet....that might even happen within 10 years.

I should add that to my goals list.

[soup]

I'd bang all of them no question.

[Aliblahba]

(09-27-2013 06:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Look at it this way: no sausage fests or iPhones (or condoms) on Mars! How many forum members can claim a Mars flag?

Man I can't stand to be in a car more than 3 hours with a chick. 6 months to Mars? They'll be some dead bitches floating out in space.

I've fucked some blondes that were real space cadets. Does that count as a Mars flag?

[Tuthmosis]

(09-27-2013 07:24 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Man I can't stand to be in a car more than 3 hours with a chick. 6 months to Mars? They'll be some dead bitches floating out in space.

I'm pretty sure it's much-much longer than 6 months, but there'd be all kinds of challenges up there. For one, you can't creep on your main chick as easily. But, logistics would be easy. There's only your pod and hers.

[Tuthmosis]

Likely feminist--with snarky, obnoxious attitude--trying to go Mars.

-"Strong, independent woman"

-"Sarcastic"

-Can't cook

Would love to see how long feminism lasts on Mars, where theory will quickly meet reality.

   

[calculus]

It will be interesting to see what traits they prioritize in potential colonists.

If you're trying to start a permanent Mars colony, the people living there have to be willing to have sex with each other. So, if you select an ugly chick with a PhD in rocket science, you'll have your technical problems covered, but the species might die out from lack of reproduction.

I wonder what it's like to bust a nut in low/zero gravity.

[Tuthmosis]

(09-28-2013 10:49 PM)calculus Wrote:  

It will be interesting to see what traits they prioritize in potential colonists.

If you're trying to start a permanent Mars colony, the people living there have to be willing to have sex with each other. So, if you select an ugly chick with a PhD in rocket science, you'll have your technical problems covered, but the species might die out from lack of reproduction.

Mars will basically be like every party school: a non-stop fuck fest for 80 percent of the population, while the other 20 do all the work.

[SteveMcMahon]

Well, they've now whittled down the Space Cadets to 100 men and women:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/...lanet.html

Bad news for Martian players - most of the females looking to join the mission are more Jabba the Hutt than Princess Leia.

Let's take a look:

Zaskia:

Quote:

Self Introduction

Hello, my name is zaskia, 20 years old student. I was born in santa cruz Bolivia but I’m studying in the UK right now. I’m doing International Relations and anthropology.

Good luck using your International Relations and anthropology degrees in the event of a CO2 spike in the Hab module.

Quote:

Interests

I like metal music, although I listen to every kind of music as well. I am spiritual.
A huge fan of cultures. Always looking for something new. I’d love to go to mars for life.
Experience and learning are my goals in life so this would be fulfilling in every way.

She hopes to be fulfilled in all her black holes.

Steve's Rating:


Sabrina:

Quote:

Hi! I’m Sabrina, a world traveler who’s visited over 25 countries and lived in 3. I’m currently residing in Japan, where I work as a teacher, musician, writer, editor, and photographer. My lifelong goal is to have visited every continent, immersed myself in various cultures, and finally take to the stars!

Interests

music, photography, writing, reading, drawing, dancing, snowboarding, karate, working out, cooking, exploring, urbex, biology (particularly neuroscience), psychology, sociology, learning new things, having a great time experiencing all life has to offer!

Steve's Rating:


Cassandra:

Quote:

I am a computer geek, with a focus on mathematical reporting and macroing repetitive tasks, a sci-fi geek and author, with a focus on space and psionics, and a television addict, with a focus on puzzle and mystery shows. I’m also a quick learner for items outside my wheelhouse and a hard worker when there’s work to be done.

Interests

Television, video games (especially those that involve math or puzzles), movies, and music.

Steve's Rating:


Alison

Quote:

Hi there! My name is Alison and I am a science geek.

I have always been interested in science as I have an insatiable curiosity about the world around me which I can begin to understand through the sciences. I am working in London as a Science Laboratory Technician and I love what I do. I especially like preparing A-Level experiments for the students.

My family is very close knit and supportive, but they are still worried about the prospect of me going to Mars. I can understand their concerns; as time passes I realise more and more how deeply they feel for me and I for them. However as a potential representative of humanity on Mars I feel I have a responsibility to far more people.

In the past (almost) two years I have changed so much. From someone who would usually shy away from the public eye I have accepted every request for an interview on the MarsOne project (except that one for The Sun newspaper).

I believe that the MarsOne Project and indeed every endeavour that will contribute to humanity becoming a space-faring, multiplanet species are of vital importance to the long term survival of our species. That is why I am so happy to educate and inform people about the mission.

[...]

Interests

I enjoy reading so much I got rid of the television. My Kindle is currently showing Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson.
I have stopped riding the bike every day and have started jogging to work in a bid to get uber-fit for the MarsOne trials to come.
I play table-top wargames with friends every week; sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but it’s all good fun.
I’m just putting the final touches to our first published war games rules; ‘Ancient Battlegrounds’ I do hope our new project will be a resounding success.

Steve's Rating:

[DJ-Matt]

(09-28-2013 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Likely feminist--with snarky, obnoxious attitude--trying to go Mars.

-"Strong, independent woman"

-"Sarcastic"

-Can't cook

Would love to see how long feminism lasts on Mars, where theory will quickly meet reality.

Hey that's a good idea, can we send all the feminists to mars?

[Aphex]

(02-17-2015 09:08 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

Zaskia:


Sabrina:

They're doing us a favor firing these chicks into space with no hope of them coming back.

[Menace]

If you read the scientific and mathematical "accomplishments" these so-called geeks are proud of, it is the most pathetic collection of pseudo-achievements in the world. Writing macros? Preparing labs for students? My cat can do all that.

[The Beast1]

I don't know what these women think is going to happen if they get selected to go on such a "trip". In the past, at least a boat to the new world meant the air, soil, and water was somewhat similar to what you'd find in Europe. Mars is an entirely different beast with an unbreathable atmosphere, way less gravity, and hell there isn't even an ionosphere to protect from solar radiation. How will the human body adapt in such an environment?

The whole Mars One experiment is just that, an experiment where most of the first generation will probably die off due to unforeseen problems.

Secondly I doubt any of them would be willing to do the hard work like don a space suit and weld steal together to build a new greenhouse, let alone have any of the prerequisite feminine skills to take off an ounce of misery that the men who will be doing the real work will have to face.

Most of the good looking ones would die off pretty quickly.

[Aliblahba]

(02-17-2015 09:54 AM)Menace Wrote:  

If you read the scientific and mathematical "accomplishments" these so-called geeks are proud of, it is the most pathetic collection of pseudo-achievements in the world. Writing macros? Preparing labs for students? My cat can do all that.

You have a cat?

[Lucario]

Hot chicks should not apply or be discouraged from applying.
Then again I can't imagine why a hot chicks would apply to go to mars anyways.

[lskdfjldsf]

[Old Fritz]

(02-17-2015 10:28 AM)Blick Mang Wrote:  

She's in this video speaking by the way

[lskdfjldsf]

Are you kidding me? She put on like 30 pounds after her entrance video was accepted.

Women can't even apply to live on a different planet without treating the situation like an LTR

[Menace]

(02-17-2015 10:13 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

You have a cat?

Two. From ex.

[Glaucon]

I disapprove exporting attention seeking bitches to outer space.
It is enough if they pollute Earth. Keep space clean people!

[bojangles]

They'll all die, most scientists think this mission is basically euthanasia.

[void]

As males are probably the only ones doing any real work up there, they should have casted some prostitutes or porn stars for the females.

[Foolsgo1d]

They want to send a bunch of nutjobs, loonies and serious types into a one-way, long haul mission? We couldn't even get space shuttle launches 100% at the time of service.

1: The ship needs to be big and must have a small ship which can land and take off effectively and re-dock

2: They need to grow their own food and store a lot of it but as people have said, it is a suicide mission so why bother?

3: Imagine not being able to feel the wind, feel grass, drink alcohol and get pissed. Have sex outdoors, taste new and exciting things. Experience new relationships and human interaction.

The only people who would go on such a mission must be dead inside, a mere drone. Someone who doesn't quite see they're a guinea pig is very useful.

They can be used by big corps to see what the minimal amount is required to help a human survive.

[DChambers]

Pussy in space you say? Teenage fantasies becoming a reality?

See y'all later motha fuckasss!

[RIslander]

I'd say India's plan to troll Mars will be more successful than the attempt of a bunch of attention-whoring American 4's.

India preparing to troll Mars