[LouEvilSlugger]

Source: http://online.thatsmags.com/post/chinese...-end-bonus

Quote:

Spring Festival/Chinese New Year is fast approaching, and with only two weeks to go before the biggest date on the Chinese calendar, employees nationwide are turning their thoughts to the enduring promise of a new year bonus that'll make all their hard work worthwhile.

Thanks to a viral story that's been making the rounds online recently, however, everyone who doesn't work at Baidu, Alibaba, 360, Xiaomi or Tencent is seething with jealousy.

"Web Companies Annual Meeting Gift List 2015 (Confidential)" claims to enumerate all the possible awards that await the best and the brightest from these tech firms if they've performed exceptionally over the past year.

In amongst all the sports cars and all-expenses-paid holidays on offer, however, one item on the list caught netizens' eyes more than any other: a night with famous the Japanese porn star known simply as JULIA.

Beijing-based Qihoo 360 is supposedly offering its best employees a night with the busty 27-year-old AV actress as the the very highest of its "Special Grade Awards," nestled between a five-day trip to Bali and a Porsche 911.

WB.

Are cash bonuses and promotions things of the past with the increasing betatude in the industrialized world? It reminds me of underpaid and overworked Japanese salarymen that blow all their money binge drinking at hostess clubs.

[Parlay44]

The promise of poosy is a powerful motivator

[OGNorCal707]

(02-08-2015 05:35 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

The promise of poosy is a powerful motivator

[Bacchus]

Second prize is still a set of steak knives.

[Shrodax]

(02-08-2015 05:33 PM)LouEvilSlugger Wrote:  

Are cash bonuses and promotions things of the past with the increasing betatude in the industrialized world? It reminds me of underpaid and overworked Japanese salarymen that blow all their money binge drinking at hostess clubs.

I just call this being efficient. Instead of giving the employees money that they will have to exchange for fancy clothes, custom suits, gym memberships, healthy food, cool cars, expensive watches, club cover charges, alcoholic drinks, copies of "Bang" and "Day Bang", etc., in order to just have a fighting chance of getting a girl, they're just sending the pussy directly to the employees. Everybody wins!

Also, a night with a porn star probably doesn't have to be declared on your taxes like a cash bonus would.

[jariel]

A Japanese porn star named Julia?

That reminds me of Donna Chang:



FTR, I rather have the money, you can probably do at least a few things with the money, I would be done with this bitch after a while, I don't need a whole fucking night.

Hot chicks and good pussy don't automatically go hand-in-hand.

[Cheetah]

If you are excited about seeing your year-end bonus girl and she turns out to be a fattie, you know that your boss might not think highly about your work.

[CactusCat589]

The sports car is what leaps out at me. That could be equal to the typical year end salary on its own. What kinds do they give out?

[Pontifex Maximus]

An American man would have to Jack The Ripper her and send 25% to the IRS. I'll take a bonus check instead.

[Atlanta Man]

(02-08-2015 05:33 PM)LouEvilSlugger Wrote:  

Source: http://online.thatsmags.com/post/chinese...-end-bonus

Quote:

Spring Festival/Chinese New Year is fast approaching, and with only two weeks to go before the biggest date on the Chinese calendar, employees nationwide are turning their thoughts to the enduring promise of a new year bonus that'll make all their hard work worthwhile.

Thanks to a viral story that's been making the rounds online recently, however, everyone who doesn't work at Baidu, Alibaba, 360, Xiaomi or Tencent is seething with jealousy.

"Web Companies Annual Meeting Gift List 2015 (Confidential)" claims to enumerate all the possible awards that await the best and the brightest from these tech firms if they've performed exceptionally over the past year.

In amongst all the sports cars and all-expenses-paid holidays on offer, however, one item on the list caught netizens' eyes more than any other: a night with famous the Japanese porn star known simply as JULIA.

Beijing-based Qihoo 360 is supposedly offering its best employees a night with the busty 27-year-old AV actress as the the very highest of its "Special Grade Awards," nestled between a five-day trip to Bali and a Porsche 911.

WB.

Are cash bonuses and promotions things of the past with the increasing betatude in the industrialized world? It reminds me of underpaid and overworked Japanese salarymen that blow all their money binge drinking at hostess clubs.

I will take the Porsche instead.

[LouEvilSlugger]

According to Glassdoor, the average monthly salary for a software engineer at Qihoo 360 (a tech company) is 8,707 yuans so approximately $1,400 ($16,800 yearly).

A brand new Porsche 911 at a Chinese Porsche dealership costs 1,798,000 yuans ($207,000).

I can't imagine a 5 day trip to Bali costing more than $10,000 unless it's a 5 star resort and you're getting VIP treatment. I have no experience with escorts but I doubt fucking a pornstar for one night can cost more than $10,000.

You're probably better off with the Porsche.

[kbell]

I would work for the company. Those titties!

[eljeffster]

(02-08-2015 06:04 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Second prize is still a set of steak knives.

Nah I think this is second prize (I'd rather get the steaknives), and it just goes downhill from there. . .

[Feisbook Control]

[Suits]

I only enjoy sex with women who enthusiastically desire sex with me.

I will take and sell the sports car.

[WanderingSoul]

(02-09-2015 04:14 AM)Suits Wrote:  

I only enjoy sex with women who enthusiastically desire sex with me.

I will take and sell the sports car.

Only? If she was the only option, you'd give her the boot?

I *mostly* only enjoy sex with women who want to have sex with me, but if she was the only option I sure as shit wouldn't kick her out of bed.

The car is obviously the best choice in this scenario though. The winner of car could sell it and buy her ass for a year if he wanted probably.

[ElBorrachoInfamoso]

I'd be pissed off. The cost of one night with a porn star is much less than what I'd expect for a cash bonus during a regular year.

[Rangarr]

Meh, that's a chump change bonus. A bonus might easily be >2k+ $$, most porn stars, even the prominent and known ones, do escort services for 1-2k$. If you wanted to spend that amount of money on a fuck, you could get any porn star that you want. But money is always better. ALWAYS.

[Bushido]

(02-08-2015 07:07 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

Obviously WB but not a big fan of the face. Almost looks tranny-like. Nose is horrible and looks fake. Wonder how much she spent on surgery during her trip to Seoul.

[Suits]

(02-09-2015 06:14 AM)dreambig Wrote:  

(02-08-2015 07:07 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

Obviously WB but not a big fan of the face. Almost looks tranny-like. Nose is horrible and looks fake. Wonder how much she spent on surgery during her trip to Seoul.

So much that she can't afford a bikini large enough to cover her boobies.

We should start a fund.

[Swooper]

Entertaining idea but ultimately it's like a 2k usd bonus, pretty awful compared to the car.
On a side note, I just looked her up and fapped to one of her videos.

Was this Beta?

[ikemen]

(02-08-2015 07:07 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  



Obviously WB but not a big fan of the face. Almost looks tranny-like. Nose is horrible and looks fake. Wonder how much she spent on surgery during her trip to Seoul.

She was probably the only JAV Model who would agree to being bukkaked by a bunch of Chinese salarymen. Very low opinions held in the Japans on their East Asian neighbours.

[Suits]

(02-09-2015 04:26 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(02-09-2015 04:14 AM)Suits Wrote:  

I only enjoy sex with women who enthusiastically desire sex with me.

I will take and sell the sports car.

Only? If she was the only option, you'd give her the boot?

I *mostly* only enjoy sex with women who want to have sex with me, but if she was the only option I sure as shit wouldn't kick her out of bed.

The car is obviously the best choice in this scenario though. The winner of car could sell it and buy her ass for a year if he wanted probably.

I might go through with having sex with a woman who was willing, but unenthusiastic if I liked her and wanted the notch count.

But showing up to have sex with a woman who I've never met and have no feelings about seems really weird, especially if she is being paid to have sex with me.

Just not my cup of tea.

I don't care if I'm not the one footing the bill, I'm not interested in having sex with women who didn't chose me, not matter how good they are at acting, if they are getting paid for it.

[kaotic]

Money Over Bitches.

Car over a ONS with a random.

The Porsche is a pussy trap, think of it as an ROI. Hell flip it if you want.

[RockHard]

I bet the CEO of this company isn't hoping he gets a few hours with a whore as a bonus.