[cascadecombo]

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Nice to finally meet the king in the north. Suits is a troll in real life. He lives under a bridge and talks major trash.

Happy my mental image matches the real deal.

[booshala]

Every time I go to HKG I've had wildly different experiences on trips and even venues on the same trip. Looks like it was the same for you, Suits.

Curious to know, but have you been to the Philippines or Indonesia before? I ask because I'm wondering if the women at maid's day weren't more attractive to you given relative exoticism of unexplored territory. My ex-wife is from HKG and some of my close friends live/work there. I've been 20+ times and out of the hundreds of domestic workers I've come across, I've never seen a bangable one before. Very politically incorrect, but a few of my local friends refer to them as "cockroaches" when they see them congregating together in the parks on Sundays. I couldn't help but agree a little as they're all kind of just scurrying around trying to have fun without causing too much ruckus or attracting attention.

[Suits]

(03-15-2016 02:17 PM)booshala Wrote:  

Curious to know, but have you been to the Philippines or Indonesia before? I ask because I'm wondering if the women at maid's day weren't more attractive to you given relative exoticism of unexplored territory. My ex-wife is from HKG and some of my close friends live/work there. I've been 20+ times and out of the hundreds of domestic workers I've come across, I've never seen a bangable one before. Very politically incorrect, but a few of my local friends refer to them as "cockroaches" when they see them congregating together in the parks on Sundays. I couldn't help but agree a little as they're all kind of just scurrying around trying to have fun without causing too much ruckus or attracting attention.

It's a well-known fact here on the forum that I have very low standards for women and routinely bang WNBs.

[Fortis]

Close, but you know I walk around in a custom-made navy blue suit, not that grey shit.

But seriously, good to meet you.

[booshala]

(03-15-2016 06:33 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It's a well-known fact here on the forum that I have very low standards for women and routinely bang WNBs.

I'm gonna take what you say at face value because that pretty much answers all my questions about the quality of the maids. No judgment: I'm definitely a lot less picky than my other Korean friends who only want pale-tall-thin Korean chicks with tits and ass.

[Suits]

(03-15-2016 08:42 PM)Fortis Wrote:  

Close, but you know I walk around in a custom-made navy blue suit, not that grey shit.

Fortis running "intense eye-contact with female reporter" game at a recent press conference in Shenzhen.

[Suits]

Hong Kong flag acquired.

[jayko]

It is not counted if it is maid from maids' day. Gotta up your qc bro.

[Suits]

(03-17-2016 01:07 AM)jayko Wrote:  

It is not counted if it is maid from maids' day. Gotta up your qc bro.

Entrance into a maid's vagina doesn't count as a notch? What if I hit it twice in 4 minutes?

[jayko]

@Suits, but those are desperate and unbangable puss. Every maid is eager to get bang after 6 days of dry spell. In Singapore, pinoy maid date bangla boy and pinic in the middle of cbd district every Sunday. I kid you not. you gotta up your game and ditch the pinoy or indon puss unless you see yourself relegate to bangla game level.

[Il Bersagliere]

But he said it was an HK flag, not a Phils or Indo flag...unless I'm missing something here.

[jayko]

She is a pinoy maid from maids' day at wan zai, I follow his thread from start to end. Although he did captured Singapore flag earlier in LKF.

[Suits]

(03-17-2016 01:36 AM)jayko Wrote:  

I follow [sic] his thread from start to end.

Not closely enough.

Suits was back in HK this week.

[jayko]

@Suits, I know that. Just a rule of thumb. If the local won't bang, it means there is no market value for this puss. Hong kie won't bang a pinoy if she failed in the look department or figure department. But I know you don't mind but u deserve better quality puss.

[Suits]

Is there still some confusion here?

When I state "Hong Kong flag acquired," I mean "Hong Kong flag acquired."

[CodyB]

Hi Jayko,

What the fuck are you talking about, mate? You seem to me be making no sense at all.

[Chemistry]

I've wanted to create a Suits appreciation thread, but I figure I don't have enough posts or rep to warrant it.

This thread is the next best thing!

[Mentavious]

Jayko is just a troll or a mad hater.


Carry on.

[Travesty]

This is so much better than that gay craft beer thread! +1

[Laner]

(03-17-2016 01:15 AM)jayko Wrote:  

@Suits, but those are desperate and unbangable puss. Every maid is eager to get bang after 6 days of dry spell. In Singapore, pinoy maid date bangla boy and pinic in the middle of cbd district every Sunday. I kid you not. you gotta up your game and ditch the pinoy or indon puss unless you see yourself relegate to bangla game level.

Best shit I read all day.

He got your number Suits, best bring bangla boy A game bro

[Global Entry]

I will say, there are decent looking housekeepers. They exist. They really do. But beware the hookers who purport to be domestics, they're far more plentiful than good looking domestics. As in the Philippines, like a prosecutor, you have to unpeel the onion with the girls, to get to the truth. You can triangulate the truth with multiple questions, and eventually, you can tell if they're freelancers who don't want to admit it. Adjust your approach according thereafter (or retreat).

I pulled a pretty good looking Indo maid on Wednesday evening in WanChai at a going away party for her friend (party meaning the two of them are having drinks and hoping whitey buys the next ones). She had a pretty face, maybe a tad thick but after years in south China, thick can look OK as a change of pace - and we're talking Asia thick, not Aussie/America thick. But a legitimate maid. Has she ever freelanced for side cash? No idea, but her behavior certainly didn't scream it. From her we chat, some dude took her to Vegas tho, and her photos had all these emo "I'll never forget you" captions that I've seen on SE asia chick's social media more times than I can count.

I also met a Pinoy off Tinder who turned out to be a bar girl (disclosed after about ten minutes). She was quite good looking, two kids back in Luzon at 23, divorced from some German dude who drank the cool-aid. Supposedly only works for drinks in the bar. I also believe in leprechauns.

[Fortis]

(03-17-2016 02:06 AM)jayko Wrote:  

@Suits, I know that. Just a rule of thumb. If the local won't bang, it means there is no market value for this puss. Hong kie won't bang a pinoy if she failed in the look department or figure department. But I know you don't mind but u deserve better quality puss.

Post pictures of the high quality HK poon you're plugging, or be quiet about what other dudes are smashing.

[whiteknightrises]

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SingaporeNerd: Sounds good! Though I didn't know there's movies this late.

Suits: Don't worry, I got a hard drive full of movies.

Great.

[Zerdame]

Dear Jayko, you are an embarrassment and allow me to share with you why.

1. Stop using the word Bangla. The country is called Bangladesh and their citizens are called Bangladeshis. You are the reason why this country is filled with passive aggressive racists who mentally crave for every foreigner to sing praises of our country or get butt hurt and go on a foreigner bashing spree. If you get pissed off when someone calls you a "sinkie" then don't call them "bangla" Simple.

2. Why the F does it matter to you what kinda woman Suits' banging? Its HIS bang. How does it at all concern him or any of us for that matter that YOU think that its a bad lay?

Rule of thumb:If the local won't bang, it means there is no market value for this puss



So assuming you're in Japan, you wouldn't bang a hot Korean 9 in Japan because some left wing extremist tells you she's "Korean scum?" Get tf out of here with your logic.

3. You have in no way contributed to this forum by sharing how many women you have banged, the quality of these said women or how(if you even did) you got these said women.

So before you act like a troll and put yourself on some sort of pedestal(lol) that you deem another man's lays as and I quote "desperate and unbangable puss" maybe you can actually contribute to this forum first.

This is why I want to get the fuck of this country.

[kinnikinik]

So, I have a different view of HK and how to get laid there...

First, let me say, I'm an older, non-drinker. Bars, clubs and such, where I end up being the only sober guy among a bunch of drunks (no offense meant) are not places I hang out, in general. So, while I've been to Wanchai and walked around the club area, there wasn't much for me there.

Further, I've been to Central and Kowloon Park etc on NUMEROUS sundays and concede that I have been hard-pressed to find any women that I'd like to bang. HOWEVER, I LOVE HK and it's Pinay and Indonesia maid population. While some of you younger, gamers may scoff at the maids, here's what I see:

1. These girls are easily accessible on Badoo and Tinder.
2. They work 6 days a week, usually having only one day off. The Chinese men don't seem to be interested (or maybe the girls aren't interested in them). They are horny and have few options.
3. Generally, in order to get a posting to HK, the women have to have finished a degree and have a bit of work experience. I've talked to a couple of agencies and they were quite open about only hiring women that have kids, because "they NEED the jobs and are more stable". (25 and up seems to be the norm, maybe the occassional girl is younger but not much)

So, to me, this is low-hanging fruit of a very desirable type. Horny, young (to me) but mature and schedule confined.

So, I post an ad on Badoo and/or Tinder a few weeks before I'm going to be in HK. I use Fake Location (but there are many location spoofing programs) to appear to be local. I spend 15 to 20 mins a day "liking" and responding to mutual likes. I'm pretty picky. If they have a single pic where I don't think they are acceptable, I pass. There is PLENTY of selection.

When I get responses, I just play friendly and conservative. In addition to establishing comfort, I want to find out when their "off" (day) is and whether they want money.

At that point, I'm prioritizing the women that have "off" on Sunday and filling in the other days with women that have alternate holidays. or are between jobs.

After three trips, scheduling like this, I've yet to have a single woman flake on me. I've only been surprised by one woman being a dog when she showed up and I've scored with all but three of the women I met for dates. Most I've had in bed within an hour of meeting. One, I had blowing me within 10 mins of our first handshake.

So, low-hanging fruit? Sure, but when I'm in HK, I'm getting laid by new women once or twice a day with little effort and no drama. AND I get to enjoy the awesome HK food and shopping. What's not to love???