[Fortis]

So, a chick that I thought was cool has been pulling a lot weird shit on me recently.

So, this all started last monday. I met a girl from tinder at a local bar and had a drink with her. Midway through our drinking session, she confesses that she's bi-sexual to me and asks me if that's alright. I shrug it off and precede with trying to have fun and get her in the right mood to close. We made out and I sent her home.

I couldn't get her back to my place because She had work at 7am the next day.

Thursday night she starts texting me all this weird shit (she was drunk) and asks me if we can fuck, but if we avoid doing rough stuff. This is on christmas day, mind you, so I'm really confused.

We agree to meet up on friday, but I have the feeling that something is up with this chick. Sure enough, she cancels because she has to do "laundry" with her mother at 11pm at night. I laugh off and don't really figure I'll bother with her after that shit.

She hits me up today asking me if I want to grab sangria with her. Before I can say yes, she hits me with "It'll be with my friends though. Do you want to come still?"

I never agreed to go.

I just tell her tonight is no good. I don't want to meet any girls friends unless it's going to help me get laid.

She hits me up a few hours later asking me if she and a girlfriend can come over to my house. She says she really likes me and wants her girlfriend to meet me. What in the motherfuck? The most I have done with this girl is talk on the phone for a few minutes, drink a few beers and make out. I feel like she's austistic, trolling or stalkerish.

Thoughts players?

[Mufasa]

"Say no I'm interested in you not your friend"
"<insert time and place to meet> or forget it (as in no más)."

[MrXY]

OP, next time you get offered the opportunity for a threesome- take it!

[Fortis]

(12-31-2014 12:31 AM)MrXY Wrote:  

OP, next time you get offered the opportunity for a threesome- take it!

Bro, how the fuck did you know?

She texts me this:

"Whyyyy? I wanted to bring her over so we could have a threesome."

Honestly, I live at home so a threesome isn't going down. However, She's still coming over in a few minutes, so it's all good.

Thank god for RVF.

[coverdoc]

(12-31-2014 12:37 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 12:31 AM)MrXY Wrote:  

OP, next time you get offered the opportunity for a threesome- take it!

Bro, how the fuck did you know?

She texts me this:

"Whyyyy? I wanted to bring her over so we could have a threesome."

Honestly, I live at home so a threesome isn't going down. However, She's still coming over in a few minutes, so it's all good.

Thank god for RVF.

Love reading stories like this. Good luck OP, my night ended in failure.

[sandman972]

Thats a tough call, but the fact shes a bi-sexual raises the chances she might want to try it out.

If it was me Id tell them to come on over and pick up a bottle of vodka on the way. When they get there, start drinking up with them. Then escalate and see what happens, you have nothing to lose, worst case you never see or talk to her again.

[WestIndianArchie]

I'd be on my guard a little bit, unless you're just a handsome motherfucker. Mainly because the chick sounds like she could be clingy and possessive. Let's just hope she is sexual and spontaneous.

WIA

[rebelofbabyloin]

Sounds like a drunk to me

[Fortis]

Fail.

The good:

I had two women vying to come over, one of them was certainly down to fuck, and the other (at least) appeared down to fuck. I went with the latter because I've met her. The former is a chick who seems a bit too good to be true: Apparently she's some epic asian, white and hispanic hybrid with a great rack and a nice ass. Often sends me pics via a messaging app, but won't give me her number or anything. Something about her just gives me an off vibe. She says that she has a bf and doesn't want him seeing a guy messaging her, but I still feel like she could be a man masquerading as a woman who is plotting my demise. I guess that isn't so good.

The bad:

I opted to go with the girl who seemed DTF and not the one who was making plans to get banged by me. Not sure what I was thinking.


The ugly:

So I invite her over and she's kinda tipsy, so I think i have an easy lay on my hands. She starts getting really defensive between make-out sessions. It starts to get late, so give her the boot. It's one of those situations where she shows up looking uglier than usual and unpleasant insofar as as the way she speaks; I really hate women (of any race) who say "nigga" a lot. What the fuck, cunt? It's the 21st century. Learn to talk to men with some degree of tact. Especially if you're going to try and lock him down despite only having known him for all of 3 weeks. That shit isn't sexy. She totally hid her thug side last time I saw her. What in the motherfucker.

I could have pushed for a bang, but I began to feel contempt for her almost immediately. like putting my dick in this chick would have degraded me a fair bit. Is that necessarily the right thing for me to do? No, but I think my dignity was at stake. I really hate ghetto chicks. I did feel some satisfaction in telling her she had to leave. I tried to soften the blow to her ego by saying that I had only slept 4 hours the night before and needed to go take my car to a mechanic in the morning (both true). She still could sense something was up, but I frankly don't care.

Lesson learned: Don't invite clingy chicks (who might possibly be ghetto) over. They're almost always boyfriend hunters who pretend to want to fuck but really want to cuddle and watch TV on your time. Kidding, that's a bit too specific of a lesson. I think the real lesson I learned here was go with the more certain of two options when it comes to chasing poon.

[dark_g]

-4 points for being a hood rat in my book. So if you happen to be a fine ass hood rat(10), you only amount to a 6.

[Goldfinger]

(12-31-2014 12:07 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

So, a chick that I thought was cool has been pulling a lot weird shit on me recently.

We agree to meet up on friday, but I have the feeling that something is up with this chick. Sure enough, she cancels because she has to do "laundry" with her mother at 11pm at night. I laugh off and don't really figure I'll bother with her after that shit.

Run the other way brother... Your initial gut feeling is right. This is an 8.5 on the crazy scale. how old is she by the way?
No matter what people think, usually threesomes don't just fall out of heaven into players laps.

[Fortis]

This chick is 22. Absolutely next. I need to find a more feminine and adjusted chick. 22 year old alcoholic hoodrats aren't good for a players health. lol

[20Nation]

Yeah, lol what these guys are saying. Don't let these types of opportunities ever pass you by. Maybe, she was just not comfortable meeting with you alone, but for the chance that she wants or is open to a threesome you HAVE to try.

[Remington]

Even though this girl sounds bat shit, I would have taken advantage of the fact that she and her friend wanted to come over and see you. It was a fine opportunity missed but at least you will know for next time.

[Fortis]

Trust me, it wasn't worth it. She was really weird. There is a certain level of weirdness I can tolerate, but something about her was odd. I didn't pick up on it the first day, but she is absolutely next.