[Texas_Tryhard]

Argentinians hilariously believe that the 7th uninterrupted son of a family becomes a werewolf, who feeds on "excrement, unbaptized babies, and the flesh of the recently dead".

Only by making the child a godson of the president can this evil be stopped. Luckily, Cristina Kirchner (famous already in Everything Else for this thread) is here to save the day.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...46414.html

Ethnic Jewish men are known to be pretty hairy, but werewolves?

Perhaps if she is able to adopt enough werewolves to her cause, she can prevent her assassination by the US. The manufacturing of silver bullets should begin immediately to prevent Argentinian takeover.

[germanico]

Quote:

The werewolf-like creature shows its true nature on the first Friday after boy’s 13th birthday, the legend says, turning the boy into a demon at midnight during every full moon, doomed to hunt and kill before returning to human form.

No, no, they got the wrong book. At 11 they get a letter from Hogwarts and a hairy man comes to take you there.

[Texas_Tryhard]

(12-29-2014 12:29 PM)germanico Wrote:  

Quote:

The werewolf-like creature shows its true nature on the first Friday after boy’s 13th birthday, the legend says, turning the boy into a demon at midnight during every full moon, doomed to hunt and kill before returning to human form.

No, no, they got the wrong book. At 11 they get a letter from Hogwarts and a hairy man comes to take you there.

[Sonsowey]

He gets free education until age 21 too.

What a country

[Mekorig]

Its a silly and harmless tradition, like having a queen, or pardoning a turkey.