[2Wycked]

Who gets the coveted professorships?

Distinguished Professor of Detecting Trolls: Tuthmosis. Also, teaches classes in "Why The 1-10 Scale Is Academically Untenable," and "Best First Date Recipes." I hear the final for the latter course refuses to allow appetizers to be mentioned.

Distinguished Professor of Humor: el mechanico. What more needs to be said?

Distinguished Professor of History: Quintus Curtius. Resident scholar on history and philosophy. And the author of the best ROK article to this date: Hatred Is A Poison.

[TonySandos]

Health Sciences and Nutrition Dept.:

Prof. Tengen - Oenology
Prof. Veloce -Culinary Arts electives

[Coldfire]

I would transfer there in a heartbeat

[NovaVirtu]

Philosophy dept Chair - Scorpion

Physical Education - Fisto

Economics - Aaron Cleary

Professor Emeritus at RVFU Ass University - Big Nilla

[turkishcandy]

Gender Studies and Sexual Tolerance - Scorpion
Political sciences - Jimukr104
Martial Arts- Little Dark
Rector- Roosh
Human Anatomy- Kamikaze

[Lucky]

(12-27-2014 08:03 AM)NovaVirtu Wrote:  

Economics - Aaron Cleary

I took Clarey's Stocks, Bonds, and Investing online course earlier this year. Great overview for someone like me who knew next to nothing about the stock market or investing.

I can imagine a class centered on Bachelor Pad Economics and another on the financial crisis.

[britchard]

Self-defense- Little Dark
Night game- Little Dark
Day game- Little Dark
Handling white-knights- Little Dark

[spook]

Somewhere, Sabrina Rubin Erdely's head just exploded.

[BlurredSevens]

Professor of Women's Studies - Course Not Offered
Professor of Studying Women - Giovonny

[The Reactionary Tree]

Our team mascot would be the hamster of course.

[Cr33pin]

[Captain Gh]

Unfortunately, there would be a WHOLE lot of this as well...

[IvanDrago]

RVFU class of 1984.

[ryanf]

Prof Mike CF: Practical applications of rough sex

[Kingsley Davis]

El Mech- Trades Professor.

[Akula]

Metalshop Instructor - El Mech
ROTC - Ali B

[MMX2010]

Physical education and weightlifting would be mandatory classes of at least 90 minutes each. You wouldn't get your degree without earning B+ or better in these courses.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

I immediately got a vision of what a classroom would look like thinking back to a rock video out of my long-lost youth:

[speakeasy]

Chancellor of RVFU:

[LouEvilSlugger]

RVF University would only have engineering, business and trade schools and respectable philosophy and foreign languages departments

[The Lizard of Oz]

Class is in session:

[roberto]

Just one class a week for suitably hot and vetted females. Cookery & Nutrition, co-led by thedude (is it Veloce now? I can't keep up) and Juan Jay Gee

[Roosh]

You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

[speakeasy]

(12-27-2014 04:30 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

[Gnu]

(12-27-2014 05:14 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(12-27-2014 04:30 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

You know what guys, I don't want to take on a high position in the university because I feel there are many more brighter minds out there than myself. I would prefer a more lowly position that doesn't interfere with the difficult operation of the school.

Therefore I accept the humble position of cheerleader coach.

Speakeasy for the win