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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

https://www.yahoo.com/style/normal-barbi...54128.html

Mattel's Barbie has been under attack for years now by ugly chicks for the "unrealistic" proportions and standards of beauty that she represents.

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The artist and researcher, who designed the “Lammily,” a doll that has the body of an average American woman, received enough crowdfunding to actually bring his realistic doll to the market.


Well, self-professed "artist and researcher" Nickolay Lamm (pictured below) has decided enough is enough and has designed "normal" Barbie. The new Barbie will portray the average American woman in all her glory: acne, bigger waistline, tattoos etc.

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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Love the thread titles these days [Image: biggrin.gif]
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Girls don't want reality, they want the fantasy of being barbie without the associated work/discipline.
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Quote: (11-20-2014 10:23 AM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  

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This one is the most realistic since it accurately depicts HPV warts on the forehead of the American barbie.
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Awesome job feminists!

Now let's see how many parents and children opt to buy this barbie over regular Barbie's.

Also does this mean male action figures like Superman will now be portrayed as overweight, deadbeat misogynists?
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

This new barbie is still in better shape than most ham-beasts parading around public.
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Is it just me or do these dolls remind you of female cast members of the show jersey shore.
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Hope they didn't forget the cigarette burn marks, and leftover 1990's era barbwire tattoo...
I go for REALISM
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

2/10 would not buy for a girl.

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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Dupe: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-33793.html

This isn't going to go very far. Mattel will release a new Barbie as soon as "Lamilly" hits the market.

Anyone ever see the Simpsons (Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy)?

If you're not fucking her, someone else is.
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Sexless faggot assuages the hamster, invents "Normal" Barbie

Quote: (11-20-2014 10:23 AM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  

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Is that an abortion scar? Sounds about right for a modern day barbie.
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