[Pride male]

Do you guys have pets? Goldfish,cats, dogs, parrots etc? We all know dogs and puppies can help with pickup and are men's best friends. More trustwothy than women that's for sure.

I never had pets, except a creepy black cat that sat on the walls. Planning on gettting two dogs. I will call them Tyson and Suarez.

[Ocelot]

Two hamsters. I'm thinking of adding a third to the rotation.

[TheWastelander]

Nope. Had family pets in the past, though.

Most notable were two outside cats named Fang and Turd and later a dog that was supposed to be mine but my dad kind of stole him because he was home more than I was.

[DJ-Matt]

Had Chickens until a Fox got them all last month. Will be replacing the flock this spring.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

Betta fish, they don't ask for much except clean water and food twice a week, and unlike a cat the will acknowledge your presence when you walk by.

[SteveMcMahon]

I have a cat. She was a rescue cat and they were going to put her down because she'd been in the shelter for months without being adopted. People mainly want kittens when they go into those places, adult cats are a tough sell because there's so many of them.

Cats have an unfair reputation from being associated with lonely childless feminists. Allow me to correct that - cats are alpha as fuck.



And here's why:

Cats don't have owners, they have staff. Cats are the exact opposite of needy. They don't require your constant attention or approval.

Cats live life by their own rules. They sleep when they want, eat when they want, have freaky back alley cat sex when they want, and walk around the world like they own the place. Ever heard the expression "herding cats?"

Cats are vicious, cold-blooded killers.

In the UK alone, cats kill 275 million animals every year - for fun. With a bodycount that vast, you just can't help but admire the evil little bastards. If they didn't sleep 14 hours a day, there'd be no other animals left.

[JoyStick]

I have two dogs. Dogs are awesome and I love them, but honestly they have cockblocked me more than they helped me with game. They are needy and time consuming. No going out straight from work, I have to let my dogs out and make sure they're okay first. No sleeping over at a bitch's crib. No spontaneous weekend road trips. But if you do want dogs, two is definitely better than one. It helps with their separation anxiety.

[Moto]

I have a black cat. She's a rescue cat, was not a kitten but still not fully grown when I rescued her.

She's seen it all. Many other pussies have come and gone.

She got knocked up by my brother's cat. I guess the shelter didn't bother to spay her after all.

My cat has helped me pull many times. Girls for the most part love her, and if they don't that is a good screen. I've gotten girls over by saying things like, "Now I need to see if my cat approves of you so we can keep hanging out." She's a very social cat, I joke that she's a total flirt when I have mixed groups of people over.

When I had a litter of kittens that I was taking care of, boy howdy did that help. Getting a girl to my place pretty much guaranteed a bang.

Crazy cat man hustla here.

[Teddykgb]

I wouldn't mind having a cat but I don't want a stinky litter box in my place.

I grew up with a dog and 2 cats and one of my chores was cleaning the litter box and I fucking hated doing that.

[Moto]

(11-22-2014 09:55 AM)Teddykgb Wrote:  

I wouldn't mind having a cat but I don't want a stinky litter box in my place.

I grew up with a dog and 2 cats and one of my chores was cleaning the litter box and I fucking hated doing that.

It beats having to take the dog out several times a day. More quality/expensive litter clumps and absorbs odors pretty well. The room doesn't get stinky unless I really get lazy and don't scoop for a while. I def have a clean catbox whenever there's a girl over.

I've been in conversations where girls talk about how gross catboxes are, and how much better and less gross dogs are. I just mention some of dogs' favorite treats, fondly referred to as kitty box crunchies.

[jimukr104]

Dogs eat poop lol. Women like cats more generally!

[Rutting Elephant]

Shih tzus.

[jimukr104]

(11-18-2014 01:44 PM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I have a cat. She was a rescue cat and they were going to put her down because she'd been in the shelter for months without being adopted. People mainly want kittens when they go into those places, adult cats are a tough sell because there's so many of them.

Cats have an unfair reputation from being associated with lonely childless feminists. Allow me to correct that - cats are alpha as fuck.



And here's why:

Cats don't have owners, they have staff. Cats are the exact opposite of needy. They don't require your constant attention or approval.

Cats live life by their own rules. They sleep when they want, eat when they want, have freaky back alley cat sex when they want, and walk around the world like they own the place. Ever heard the expression "herding cats?"

Cats are vicious, cold-blooded killers.

In the UK alone, cats kill 275 million animals every year - for fun. With a bodycount that vast, you just can't help but admire the evil little bastards. If they didn't sleep 14 hours a day, there'd be no other animals left.

Cats have sharp spikes on their dicks and they literally hold the female down and rape her. Other male cats then will get into a gang bang.

Whats even more weird is that when a female cat gives birth..cats in the same litter can have different fathers. One of the reasons they evolved this way was so other non fathers wouldn't kill off the offspring the way male lions do to cubs belonging to another male.


As for Cats killing for fun...that isn't really true. In a natural environment they kill to eat but since cats are domesticated they don't need to kill to eat but they still have the instinct to train their hunting skills. So what happens is they catch the prey and don't know what to do with it so they bat it around.

But cats are killing machines..unlike dogs/wolves that will cause pain to prey, cats
go right for animals jugular. Go get a stuff teddy bear and play with your cat with it..you will see!

One way to pull is to have a cat walking on lease..if it is a black cat looks even cooler with a fake gold collar and fake studs. When they ask say its your mini-panther.Where I live sometimes a Russian girl will walk her cat. I figure that a guy doing it will get a lot of attention.

[wi30]

I have a dog. I'm allergic to cats and have never liked them since my parents evil cat clawed at my legs as a child.

Dogs are a shit load of work. Having a puppy is almost like having a kid. But I wouldn't change a thing. My dog is the biggest wingman and cockblock I've ever had. She's also a great judge of character.

I've had the same girlfriend for over a year and she didn't like other broads I brought home as much as my current girl.

My girlfriend also takes care of her while I'm working. Huge plus.

[Killer Joe]

I used to have 4 cats. 3 of them were really laid-back, playful and friendly. They all disappeared. Most likely because someone poisoned them.

The one that's left is really gay. He sleeps all day, goes stiff and whines when picked up, and only interacts with humans when asking for food.

I never imagined a cat could be so lame.

I also have a dog, a 9-year-old female Golden Retriever, but I prefer cats.