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11-08-2014, 02:28 PM
I don't care for it much. Maybe it's because I try to be a go-getter, and I find that sex in the morning drains me for the next couple hours and I take a productivity hit. Also I'm just not feeling that freaky in the morning. It takes until late afternoon for that...
Anyone with me?
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11-08-2014, 02:33 PM
I love the actual sex, nothing like relieving some morning wood.
But I agree, I'm useless the rest of the day. It's a tough decision sometimes.
I'd say your best bet is really early morning sex followed by more sleep. Wake her up at 6am and bang her out, then fall back asleep for a couple more hours.
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11-08-2014, 02:36 PM
Agree. I had a chick once who always got horny first thing in the morning, usually the time when I was the least horniest.
To make matter worse, the wench was rarely on for nookie when I wanted it!
Had to be on her terms, should have ditched that broad first but she beat me to the punch!
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11-08-2014, 02:54 PM
Don't like it either. I still do then feel lethargic and depleted for the next 2 hrs
I hate mornings in general though - everything about mornings - so it always seemed normal to me to dislike sex in the morning. Do you hate mornings in general, out of curiousity?
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11-08-2014, 03:17 PM
Its not my favorite, but its my 'porn star moment' morning wood, combined with not being that into it means I can bang the chick in all sorts of depraved ways before even getting close to being worn out.
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11-08-2014, 03:43 PM
I love morning sex but I always bust within 5-10 minutes so it's really just a nut. Nuttin special
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11-08-2014, 04:22 PM
It's not the best but it's sex with least amount of resistance and foreplay.
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11-08-2014, 05:05 PM
I like it, but for some reason it takes me a long time to cum.
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11-08-2014, 05:11 PM
Oh yeah my morning cumshots tend to be much lower in volume and orgasms tend to be weaker. Even if I didn't cum the previous day. I wonder why that is, but probably a good case for my body telling me that I shouldn't be cumming in the morning. But then what's with the morning wood?
Ever since starting lifting and Zinc and other supplements ~2 years ago, my regular nighttime volume is ridiculous. It's like a full pool on her lower back. I actually feel a little guilty about giving facials now.
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11-08-2014, 05:12 PM
I like it except for the morning breath. And going to brush your teeth first kills the idea behind morning sex, plus mint+empty stomach gives you a weird breath. The only solution I've found is to have some fruits ready by the bed from last night. Fruit always clears your breath and gives your kiss a flavor. Tangerine, banana, strawberry and apple I recommend.
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11-08-2014, 05:23 PM
I prefer morning blowjobs.
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11-08-2014, 06:18 PM
I'd always unload on my last GF in morning,, got to point she hated it. Just using her hole to get off. If I can get just a little food in me while I'm still sprung I can bring it like a seasoned porn star.. but due to low glycogen and dehydration waking up, it usually lasts about 5-15 min.
If i lifted hard the day/night before too, and likely had sex then passed out in evening, without enough rest T levels are still low so occasionally it's not even an option, especially waking up to an alarm hours earlier than my body tells me to.
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11-09-2014, 04:55 AM
I have the most energy in the morning, so I'm more of a beast for morning sex. I like beast mode.
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11-09-2014, 04:58 AM
Was always groggy and took me a long time to wake up, so did not like it. Would be ok if I got up early, had coffee and then jumped back into bed with her.
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11-09-2014, 08:50 AM
I love it because I wake up with wood. Its really only good on mornings when you can go back to sleep. Have sex, pass out, have sex, pass out, etc, etc.
For me sex works for me like how Matthew McConaughey describes jerking off in Wolf of Wall Street, its a naturally calming agent. When I head to work afterward it puts a smile on my face and level sets my head. Thats why I think the no fap thing is good only for guys with little or no tangible stress(e.g low stakes job, American). If I didn't fap I would find chemical relief somewheres else.
The only thing I don't like is needing to shower before work, and watching her put a shower cap on.
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11-09-2014, 12:51 PM
Morning sex to me is like playing a game of pickup basketball first thing in the morning after you played in game 7 of the NBA finals. You shouldn't have any juice left the next morning to still be playing shitty recreational basketball; you should have left everything on the court the night before.
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11-09-2014, 12:58 PM
Morning sex is my favorite sex. Something about being only half awake makes it feel better.
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11-09-2014, 03:17 PM
Not much of a fan, I have always found it kind of boring and lethargic.
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11-09-2014, 05:19 PM
It's not my preference, nor will I give optimal a performance
But there's something to be said about breaking a chick off before you run out the door to get your money
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11-09-2014, 05:55 PM
I flip flop on this.
If it's with the right girl absolutely, problem is when I wake up, I get ready fast and I bounce.
Hate to say it, I like being left alone in bed sometimes.
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11-09-2014, 07:51 PM
I'm basically always up for another round, so the morning suits me just fine.
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11-09-2014, 11:41 PM
fucking love morning sex. it's very refreshing for me. best way to kick off the day.
for me it's like the beginning of a basketball game and right out the gate my first two buckets are 3 pointers.
i also advocate "wake up in the middle of the night sex".
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11-10-2014, 12:18 AM
I enjoy it.
Sex doesn't make me feel tired. The first few minutes after a good session....yes, I will still be feeling the orgasm and I will lie in bed collecting myself yes. But a few minutes later...I'm ready to conquer the fucking world.
Maybe it's the fact that I'm 22....still have high testosterone...but whenever I have sex I feel my energy go UP. Whenever I jerk off, especially if I watch porn, my energy goes DOWN.
I think my body is telling me what is good for me.
When I was in college, I used to bang my LTR before taking tests because it helped clear my head.