[vinman]

I see no crime here. All I see is a young woman trying to be the best that she can be for her man.

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Woman arrested for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, Deep Throat spray

In Spartanburg, South Carolina, Karla Farmer got busted for shoplifting items from a “love unit” at Spencer’s Gifts in the WestGate Mall on Tuesday.

Police arrested the 18-year-old for allegedly nabbing a tube of Rock Hard erection cream as well as a bottle of Deep Throat desensitizing spray, or so says the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Mall security initially detained the suspect, when she was found with said items in her purse. Then officers came to the scene and cuffed Farmer after she attempted to run away in the YOLO spirit.

A bra and two pairs of underwear from Victoria’s Secret were also found in her purse.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/230064/w...oat-spray/

   

[pheonix500000]

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WB

[getdownonit]

Karla's parents must be very proud of her

[The Lizard of Oz]

This is a classic "Faces of Meth" starting face if I ever saw one.

I often think of this kind of deep South white trash pussy. I see a lot of possibilities there...

From the Spartanburg wiki:

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Larger animals that can be found here include white-tailed deer, raccoons, wild turkeys, pileated woodpeckers and snapping turtles.

She seems like a mix of all of these varieties, with the raccoon, wild turkey and snapping turtle being predominant. Would love to fuck this exact type as long as it's young and wandering around that Spencer's Gifts "love unit" in a mild meth daze.

[teh_skeeze]

Drugged out SIF. I can see why she needs the erection cream. WNB.

[Libertas]

I was just about to say she looked like a possible SIF too but she does have a pretty face. WB if no other options were available.

[rawhide]

[Ingocnito]

WB. may be SIF and bell bottomed, but I'd be willing to give her a good Bible thumping.