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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-21-2014, 10:00 PM
"you're so much more than a number"
My notch belt says otherwise
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-21-2014, 11:13 PM
The only time a woman is more than just a number is when it comes to how big her tits are....or aren't....
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-21-2014, 11:23 PM
Hahaha that's right ladies keep lowering that bar until all your fat asses can waddle over it.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-21-2014, 11:41 PM
Women don't like having numbers applied to them, but they're fine with using them on prospective men. Don't message me if you 1) make less than $120k per year 2) are under 6'2'' 3) over 30, etc.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 12:07 AM
"you're so much more than a number"
Again, its like fat shaming oppressing their boyfriends.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 09:00 AM
The tape measure with all the words on it, I died when they put it around a chubby chick and said "you are radiant". The whole commercial is contradictive, "be happy you're fat, but eat our low cal health cereal". It would be more fitting for fruit loops.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 12:44 PM
The person who came up with ad is likely a dude working at Kelloggs Head Office who has a mercenary logical approach to brand marketing. He has done market research that tells him Special K sales will increase if they make an ad targeted at women with insecurities about their weight (95% of the female population). He officially presented the video concept to a meeting with another dude who is either Kellogs Head of Product Marketing or equivalent and they signed off his budget, allowing him to commission a cynical video that facilitates a woman's desire to escape from reality in exchange for her money.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 02:32 PM
Fat chicks idea of empowerment:
Take care of those titties for me.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 02:54 PM
Keep digging deeper and deeper. It's not rock bottom just yet.
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Special K "jeans" commercial made me laugh out loud
10-22-2014, 03:10 PM
I find it hilarious that a brand of crap "food" thats marketed as "helping you lose weight" is on the other hand telling women that its ok to be fat. Im guessing the aim is to press that brand into fatties mind.
"You are:
rotund
bovine
overflowing
jovian
robust
osteomegalic
plethorical
ample
uncircumventable
adipose
corpulent
stout
portly
spheroidal
substantial
globoid
planetoidal
bursting"